艾倫脫口秀365:走廊里喊救命
This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer
這條來自南達(dá)科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十點(diǎn)十分 幾個(gè)可疑分子拿著手電筒 鬼鬼祟祟的不知道在作甚 就在北五街那一片
a deputy checked and found the people were not suspicious,but merely Canadian
值班警察立馬殺去 發(fā)現(xiàn)那不是啥可疑分子 只是幾個(gè)加拿大人而已
Lock up your maple,Custer.we've got Canadians here
卡斯特人 趕緊鎖好你們的楓糖啊 我們這兒抓到加拿大人啦
they were detained for an hour,which is about 45 minutes.Canadian,so they were
他們被扣留了一小時(shí) 也許有45分鐘吧 只因?yàn)槭羌幽么笕?/p>
This is from Ossining New Your about 7:14 pm
來自紐約州奧辛寧的報(bào)道 晚上七點(diǎn)十四分
A caller reported that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street
熱心人士報(bào)警說 有人在銀行街一所住宅的走廊里喊救命
Officers responded and learned the person was calling a cat that is named "help"
巡警迅速反應(yīng) 過去后才發(fā)現(xiàn)那個(gè)人是在叫自己的貓 那只貓的名字叫做“救命”
I'm guessing later there was a reported filed when he was calling for his dog named "fire"
我猜將來可能會(huì)有同樣的報(bào)警記錄 有人叫他的狗為“開火”的時(shí)候
If you see a police report that's not quite right,and I would like send you and if you send us one that you use on the show
如果你看到諸如此類的報(bào)道 就發(fā)給我 要是用在節(jié)目里的話
maybe I will send you this,it's a brand-new Casio trick camera
我會(huì)送你這個(gè) 這是新一代的卡西歐技巧型攝像機(jī)
and you can use it to capture your life from any angle with its high resolution photos and HD video
你可以用它從各個(gè)角度拍下生活里的一切 拍下高分辨率的照片和錄制高清視頻
If you're in my audience right this minute,you're all going home with one
在場的每一位 也將帶回家一臺(tái)
we'll right back
我們一會(huì)回來
