艾倫脫口秀317:有壓力的事情

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All right,so Mindy you planned a lot of weddings for a lot of people

Mindy 你為很多人策劃了婚禮

and I know that brides are difficult,right,sometimes,sometimes

我知道新娘一般比較難應(yīng)付 恩 有時(shí) 有時(shí)

I mean it's really stressful,I learn that,it's a very stressful thing

有時(shí)真的會(huì)有壓力 我知道 這真的是一件非常有壓力的事情

How do we compare cause you have two brides than that other poeple you have done

跟其他一個(gè)新娘的比起來(lái) 我們這有兩個(gè)新娘 你怎么比較這兩者呢

Well I think if we had a big wedding it would have been a big problems

我覺(jué)得如果我們舉辦盛大的婚禮 那將會(huì)有很大的麻煩

But because it got really small,I mean truely I have admited that you did everything

但因?yàn)槟銈兊幕槎Y規(guī)模真的很小 而且我得承認(rèn)你幾乎計(jì)劃了所有事情

I just follow the directions,no,yeah,no,yeah

我做的僅僅是執(zhí)行你的計(jì)劃 不會(huì)吧 是的 不會(huì)吧 是的

But we did,we had a huge like 150 to 200 people originally,we were gonna do a huge wedding

但我們?cè)却蛩阊?qǐng)150人到200人參加我們的婚禮 我們打算舉辦盛大的婚禮

and at the last minute we said please call and uninvited everybody,because we just can't do it,it's too stressful

但最后的時(shí)刻我們決定說(shuō)請(qǐng)打電話給大家 我們決定不邀請(qǐng)那么多人了 因?yàn)槲覀儾荒茏龅?壓力太大了

and then we got the calls from the certain people thinking that they were the only one uninvited

然后我們接到了一些人的電話 他們以為只有他們沒(méi)受邀請(qǐng)

So that they were offended,I'm kept telling them,no you are still,you would have been there

所以他們感覺(jué)被冒犯了 我不停的告訴他們 不 你是在邀請(qǐng)名單內(nèi)的 你本來(lái)是要來(lái)參加的

yeah,we did the right thing,we only had 21 people,so it was perfect

我們做了正確的選擇 我們的婚禮只有21個(gè)人 是的 這人數(shù)非常合適

and even then it was so hard to decide the seating chart,cause the further away people get from you the more offended they are

但仍然 你很難去決定座位表 因?yàn)殡x你坐得越遠(yuǎn)越會(huì)覺(jué)得他們被得罪

they feel terrible,they analyze it,to see exactly who is next to you

他們會(huì)感覺(jué)很糟糕 他們會(huì)試圖分析 看看誰(shuí)會(huì)坐在旁邊

It's a big deal,a political class but to see it.but we were pretty calm,right

這可是件大事 看到才會(huì)明白是典型的官方反應(yīng) 但我們都很冷靜 對(duì)吧

Very calm,from the minute I got there that morning,you were kind of flying around

非常冷靜 那天早上我到達(dá)場(chǎng)地的時(shí)候 你到處在那走來(lái)走去

I was a little worried than I before,oh god here we go,not one

我比之前想的還要緊張一些 哦 天啊 真的要開(kāi)始了 不只一位新娘

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