艾倫脫口秀297:情人節(jié)主題
All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday
那么昨天是超級(jí)碗星期天 這就意味著今天是經(jīng)典笑話星期一
Oh,it's popular.It's catching on
哦 好流行啊 好趕時(shí)髦啊
So today's joke is sport theme,are you ready everybody?
所以今天的笑話是運(yùn)動(dòng)主題 大家準(zhǔn)備好了嗎
Why can't you play sports in the jungle,why
為什么你不能在叢林做運(yùn)動(dòng) 為什么
Because some of the animals are cheaters,you are welcome
因?yàn)橛幸恍﹦?dòng)物是騙子 不用謝了哈
Don't ow me you when you know you gonna be told later
別吆喝我 當(dāng)你知道我會(huì)馬上揭曉答案
So valentine's day is next week and I know what you thinking
那么下個(gè)周就是情人節(jié)了 我知道你們想什么呢
What can I get love one to show how much I care
給我愛的人買點(diǎn)什么能證明我的愛
and there is only one answer,something from the Ellen shop
那么答案只有一個(gè) 就是Ellen商店的東西
So we selling some Valentine's day theme items
我們賣一些情人節(jié)主題的東西
This is a shirt that we selling,that I really like a whole lot
這有個(gè)我們賣的上衣 我真的很愛
It's a love T-shirt which is just dress and cool looking
這是一個(gè)"愛"的T恤 穿上看起來很酷
and we also have red and black Ellen underwear that were selling
我們還有紅黑的Ellen內(nèi)褲 正在熱賣
We have little underwear like that,and little boy short like that
我們有像這樣的小女生內(nèi)褲 還有這樣的小男孩內(nèi)褲
and everytime we design something new,we keep adding the new theme to the Ellen shop.
每一次我們?cè)O(shè)計(jì)新款時(shí) 我們總會(huì)在Ellen商店里增加新款式
There always few that they don't quite work out,this year we have some things that I though
但總有一些沒效果的 我覺得今年我們有一些東西
Would spice up you know I just thought,Ellen addable underwear is popular
會(huì)像我想的那樣使你們更有情趣 Ellen可增加花樣的內(nèi)褲很流行
So why not Ellen addable underwear,we got the addable part right
所以為什么不用這種內(nèi)褲呢 我們有可增加花樣是對(duì)的
But well we just made mistake I think,we use pretzels and I feel like
但是我覺得我們犯了個(gè)錯(cuò)誤 我們用了椒鹽脆餅干 我覺得
I don't know,well we found out during the focus group we found out
我不知道呀 我們通過售點(diǎn)小組發(fā)現(xiàn)
there is two things people don't want on the underwear,cream and salt
人們不喜歡兩種東西在他們內(nèi)褲上 奶油和鹽
