艾倫脫口秀294:騎個(gè)獨(dú)角獸

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when I was given a talk show

當(dāng)我做脫口秀時(shí)

this sentence I really never though would ever ever come out from my mouth

這種話我真的從來(lái)沒有從我的嘴里說(shuō)出來(lái)過(guò)

but why are you mountain a unicorn

但是得說(shuō)你干嘛騎個(gè)獨(dú)角獸

I was dare to do it,you was dare to do it

我是敢想敢做 你是敢想敢做

because it doesn't look like he is painting you exactly,That's not exactly

因?yàn)樗雌饋?lái)可不像在畫你 這很明顯不是

It's to you but to me it's exactly like me,all right

你是這樣想的 但對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)這畫的就是我 好吧

well then it looks exactly like you

那么看起來(lái)可真像你

where is Hgla Galiger? where is Hgla Galiger?

Hala Galiger在哪 Hala Galiger在哪

Hi,Hala,is that Hala? Am I pronounce it right？Hala,Hala

Hala你好 是Hala么 我發(fā)音對(duì)么 Hala Hala

I never heard that before probably

我以前真沒聽說(shuō)過(guò)

All right,you have kids right? Yes，How many kids do you have?

好吧 你有孩子 對(duì)嗎 是的 你有多少孩子

three steps and one of my own，ok

三個(gè)收養(yǎng)的 我自己生有一個(gè) 好的

and they probably do chores around the house probably? yes

她們?cè)诩依镞€做點(diǎn)家務(wù)是吧 是的

I'm just wondering this is one of these chores that you actually have

我只是有點(diǎn)好奇 這也是你家務(wù)中的一項(xiàng)嗎

who is that? you know this man I assume

這人是誰(shuí) 我感覺你肯定認(rèn)識(shí)這個(gè)人

actually that is my brother,that's your brother，even worse that gets creep

其實(shí)這個(gè)人是我哥哥 這是你哥哥 更惡劣了 變得更驚愕了

I was freaking out that was your husband and your daughter was shaving your husband's back，but she is shaving her uncle's back

如果這個(gè)人是你丈夫 你女兒在刮你丈夫的背我就很驚訝了 但是她是在刮她舅的背

is this regular current or this just first time?just on the holidays

這是常有的事 還是這是第一次 就在節(jié)目的時(shí)候有

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