艾倫脫口秀53:喚醒本能和獸性

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It's time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me.

好了 現(xiàn)在是我們進(jìn)入"亞馬遜叢林" 版塊的時(shí)間了 不好意思了啦 喚醒了本能和獸性

Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.

下面這一部分呢 我們將為各位呈現(xiàn)亞馬遜網(wǎng)出售的產(chǎn)品

Even though they probably should not.

其實(shí)有些他們根本不應(yīng)該出售

This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".

其中一個(gè)叫做"自動方向盤工作板"

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

其實(shí)就是一張卡在方向盤上的小桌子

You know it's a great place to write to your loved ones.

想想用它給你親愛的寫信告訴他

You just caused a terrible accident.

你剛剛造成了一場嚴(yán)重的車禍

This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".

下面是亞馬遜上賣的一本書 叫做"與貓共舞"

And I think that you can't have enough caffe... the cat books.

我想你一定非常喜歡咖啡因……貓書

This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.

看看這位女性 與倆貓共舞

She was born to do that, wasn't she?

她真有天賦啊 對吧

Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.

這是一大叔與貓共舞 是這樣的

Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.

每次我試圖為貓主人辯護(hù)

They turn around and do somethings like this to me.

他們就會做這樣的事來打我臉

How can I defend cats.Here's another way.

讓我怎么替貓說話呢 來說說另一樣?xùn)|西

I had no idea this book existed.

我不知道這本書的存在

It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.

這本書叫 "艾倫·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安東尼

I don't know you Jack Anthony.

杰克·安東尼 我不認(rèn)識你

But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.

但我覺得我們很快就會通過律師聊聊了

If you see a product online, you think I should see.

如果你在網(wǎng)上看到某個(gè)商品 覺得我應(yīng)該看看

Please send it to me.We will be back after this.

請發(fā)給我 我們馬上回來

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