艾倫脫口秀44 不會折斷的手指

What does that mean?Alcohol.

什么意思 上酒

Wow, send it down there. Whatever they want.

放在這里 讓她們隨便喝

Oh,here we go. Here we go.

開喝吧 開喝

What is that?

那是什么

There is tequila. No, oh my gosh.

那是龍舌蘭 不是吧 天哪

There is win. Yeah.

那是葡萄酒 好耶

That's probably vodka. no.

那應該是伏特加 不是吧

Oh,that's kind of pina colaba thing. This is fun.

那是果汁朗姆酒 這個有意思

And there's beer.

然后有啤酒

I'll go with the mystery fruit drink. You get the fruit drink.

我來喝這個神秘的果酒 那你喝那個果酒

The mystery fruit drink? this could be anything.

神秘的果酒 什么都有可能是

That really could be. That could be.

真的 有可能是任何東西

Hi,mum, you can't stop me now.

媽媽 你現在管不了我了

Oh boy, you are all looking at me.

天哪 你們都盯著我看

I'll have the wine.

我喝葡萄酒

You'll have the wine?Emm.

你喝葡萄酒 恩

What you gonna have? It's a huge glass of wine.

你喝啥 這葡萄酒好大一杯

Nothing, I'm driving . Go ahead and...

不喝 我要開車 你們喝吧

Cheers.

干杯

You'll have whatever you're gonna have.

你們想喝什么就喝什么

Now let's see you do something.

看看喝完你要干啥

Do something special.

干點特別的

Now what will you do?

你要干啥

Well, I can't twerk.

我不會電臀

But what you do? But I can do something horrifying.

但是你要干啥 我要做一件嚇人的事

Well, let's see that. yeah.

那我們一起看看

all my fingers are double-jointed.

我所有的手指都可以往后折

And outside.

朝外也可以

This is why she is such a good actress. She can bent her fingers....

這就是她演戲為什么那么棒 她的手指可以彎成

Is it just your fingers that are double-jointed?

只有你的手指可以這樣么

It is, unfortunately. wow.

很不幸 是滴 天哪

But, yeah,look. that's unbelievable.

你看 太不可以思議了

which means you can never really break a finger, right?

也就是說你的手指永遠不會骨折 對吧

I can, in fact, I was in karate class when I was a kid.

其實會 我小時候上過空手道課

And the instructor tried to show us like things that can quick debilitate someone.

那個老師想要給我們演示怎么讓對手迅速弱掉

And the thing was like breaking a finger.

就像是把手打骨折

And he actually picked me , and I didn't say anything.

然后他選了我 我一句話也沒說

And when I went to do it, I was like, emm haha.

然后我開始做的時候 我就這樣 哈哈