艾倫脫口秀30 笑得花枝亂顫的汪星人
Um,but you can tell dogs have feelings
不過你們可以通過狗狗的行為方式
'cause the way they act.
來判斷它們是由情感的
They get excited when you come home from work
你回到家時(shí) 它們會(huì)異常興奮
and then they get really sad if you bring a suitcase out when you're traveling.
當(dāng)你拿出行李箱為出行做準(zhǔn)備時(shí) 它們又會(huì)萬分沮喪
And they know you're leaving.
因?yàn)橹乐魅艘吡?/p>
And they curl up next to you when you're not feeling well.
當(dāng)你感到不適 它們會(huì)蜷成一團(tuán)呆在你身邊
And they follow you around a half hour before dinner time,
晚飯前半個(gè)小時(shí)它們會(huì)圍著你團(tuán)團(tuán)轉(zhuǎn)
saying it's dinner time.
提醒你要開飯了
And then they glare at you if you miss it by 4 minutes.
如果你遲了幾分鐘 它們又會(huì)用仇恨的小眼光秒殺你
it's not just dogs, cats have feelings too.
其實(shí)不光汪星人 喵星人也有感情的
And this is absolutely true, I swear.
我發(fā)誓這都是真事兒
The other day, my cat Charlie said I love you.
有一天 我的貓貓對我說我愛你
I was there... i was doing Yoga.
我當(dāng)時(shí)正在做瑜伽
And and...she went aw aw aw au...
她在旁邊“哇艾尼”直叫
Portia would say it's not true
Portia會(huì)說以上純屬虛構(gòu)
and she's just jealous the cat didn't talk to her.
其實(shí)她只是在妒忌小貓沒有和她說話
But if anyone out there doesn't think dogs have emotions.
如果還有人覺得狗狗不具備感情的話
Look at these pictures right here.
請看看這些圖片
If you don't think...this is a happy dog.
如果你還固執(zhí)已見 請看這只歡樂的小狗
That's a Corgi.
是只柯基犬
That is not photoshop.
毫無PS痕跡
That's a smiling ear to ear dog.
它就是一只笑得花枝亂顫的汪星人
And what's really impressive
讓小伙伴們驚呆的是
It's a selfie.
這是自拍照
The dog took it himself
狗狗給自己咔嚓一張
and look at this Husky.
來看看這只哈士奇
Take a look at this Husky right here.
快看圖中的這只哈士奇
Look at that.
瞧那小樣兒
You know what he's saying.
知道他在說什么嗎
You pull the damn sled.
有種你來拉雪橇啊
