艾倫脫口秀27 能時光倒回的自行車?

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It's the middle of october

現(xiàn)在是十月中旬

and it's exciting 'cause the leaves are changing colors,

多么振奮人心的季節(jié) 樹葉正在悄然變色

and ...and the smell of pumkin is in the air.

空氣中彌漫著南瓜的氣息

And so you know what's on everything's mind?

你們知道大家都在盼什么嗎

Christmas, and...

圣誕節(jié)

You can never start your christmas shopping too early

圣誕購物永遠沒有為時尚早的說法

especially if you're shopping for me.

特別是你們在為我掃貨的時候

And neiman marcus just came out with their annual fantasy gift guide.

所以neiman marcus的年度夢幻大禮指南已經火熱出爐了

It costs anywhere between 1100 dollars and 2 million dollars for their fantasy gift.

這些夢幻大禮的定價在一萬一千刀到兩百萬刀之間

They're perfect for people whose fantasy is to go broke.

簡直就是為那些夢幻著破產人士而量身打造的嘛

I checked it out before the show

做節(jié)目之前我去查了查這些大禮

and I gonna share some things that I...

接下來要和大家分享一下

I thought maybe you'd be interested in buying.

我想你們可能會有興趣收入囊中的

Here's the cheapest item right here,it's 11000 dollars.

第一件單品是最便宜的 價值11000刀

It's called the CICLOTTE,

它叫CICLOTTE

and it's a luxury exercise bike made in Italy.

是由意大利制造的土豪級建設自行車

It's the Ferrari of things you'll never use.

這是自行車中的法拉利 卻永遠都派不上用場

It has the state-of-the-art design, carbon fiber handles.

它設計一流 配備了碳纖維的手把

If you padel hard enough, you can go back in time

如果你踩得夠快夠給力 快到時光倒流

and not buy this bycicle.

你就能回到過去不必買它了