艾倫脫口秀25 艾倫也想要小孩

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But she also wants to be a snow princess so she can wear high heels.

haven還想扮成白雪公主 名正言順的穿上高跟鞋

Either she's getting carried or wearing high heels.

又想被抱著不走路又想穿高跟鞋

That's like nothing in between. right?

這樣兩者可沒(méi)啥交集 可不是嗎

But she's definitely gonna be in a fashion , it seems.

但她的裝扮肯定會(huì)很潮對(duì)吧

I don't know, I mean I remember when I was... you know.

我不知道 還記得以前

Halloween back in the day, when i was kid was like anything that my mom had around

那時(shí)我還小 過(guò)萬(wàn)圣節(jié)的時(shí)候 老媽都用身邊現(xiàn)成的東西

it was like you're gonna be a hippie and it was like you know a peace sign necklace

把我打扮成嬉皮士之類的 脖子上掛個(gè)和平標(biāo)志的項(xiàng)鏈

and like something from the thrift store like

弄些在二手店里淘的裝飾品

a peace sigh on me cheek like good luck you know.

臉上再貼個(gè)象征好運(yùn)的和平標(biāo)志圖案就完事了

Not any more. No. It's like fifty dollars minimum. It's big business.

現(xiàn)在的小孩不好唬弄了 是不好弄 一身萬(wàn)圣節(jié)裝扮至少都要50塊 這個(gè)市場(chǎng)可不小

Yeah, it's insane. yeah, for sure.

太夸張了 的確

I think Max's daughter is gonna be like Katy Perry or something like that.

我覺(jué)得Max的女兒會(huì)扮成KATY PERRY之類的大明星

Pretty sure. She's going as a donut.

我也覺(jué)得 她會(huì)扮成甜甜圈啦

Nice,nice. is she really? Yeah, sprinkle donut.

太可愛(ài)了 真的嗎 千真萬(wàn)確 還是彩針甜甜圈呢

Wow, how did you get her to do that.

天哪 你怎么讓她扮成甜甜圈

She looked through a booklet of halloween costumes

她自己看了一本萬(wàn)圣節(jié)服裝的畫(huà)冊(cè)

and there was about 400 princess outfits and there was one donut.

里面有400多套公主裝 但是甜甜圈就只有一個(gè)

And she said ,she said,I'm going be unique.

她說(shuō)她其實(shí)想成為獨(dú)一無(wú)二的那個(gè)

I wanna be the donut. That's amazing, that's amazing.

我要變成甜甜圈 太棒了 真的太棒了

That's very precious. Now you're both making me want a child.

太有愛(ài)了 你們說(shuō)得我都想要個(gè)孩子了

Just because I... that... you know what,

因?yàn)槲?這樣吧

you can borrow mine on halloween, yeah, that's a better thing to do.

萬(wàn)圣節(jié)的時(shí)候 我可以把我家閨女借你 這樣更好

You know what, we have nieces, that's plenty, that's great.

我們有幾個(gè)侄女 已經(jīng)夠了 很好