艾倫脫口秀14 美國男人和英國男人的區(qū)別
So you're dating, I assume you are dating,I don't know if you're in a relationship,
所以你在約會(huì) 我猜你在約會(huì) 我不知道你是不是在戀愛
but there's gotta be a difference between English guys and American guys,right?
但是肯定是有區(qū)別的 英國男星和美國男性之間 對(duì)吧
Umm,yeah,there's definitely one or two differences that i've noticed.
恩 對(duì) 我肯定 有注意到一些差別
Umm,English guys are like very well put together,and they dress really well, and they are like,very well mannered.
英國男性外表瀟灑 穿著研究 而且彬彬有禮
Umm,but they're also very restrained.
但是他們也很拘謹(jǐn)
Like usually,you know,in the whole couring situation,
通常在追求的過程中
I'm used to being like,first of all,ignored for like the first two months of the ritual,and then maybe they'll acknowledge my pressence,
我習(xí)慣就是 通常來說 前兩個(gè)月他們無視我 之后或許他們意識(shí)到我的存在
and they'll probally be a littel mean to me,and then maybe, we'll...you know whatever.
然后他們可能會(huì)對(duì)我有點(diǎn)刻薄 之后我們就會(huì)怎么怎么之類的
and I arrive in America,and I remember like,a few nights in to Brown,
我來到美國后 我記得才去brown那幾次
this guy's just being like,I like you, you're great,let's go on a date,let's do it.
就有個(gè)人對(duì)我說 我喜歡你 你很不錯(cuò) 我們約會(huì)吧 來吧
And I'm like,I'm sorry, what just happened?
我就在想 抱歉 這到底怎么回事
Yeah,umm, this is like,you know.
確實(shí) 對(duì)我來說
A huge culture shock for me,is that,you know,they're like very open and very straight forward.
很大的文化差異 他們很開放 很直接
But they wear flip-flops, I don't know if i like that.
但是他們都穿人字拖 這個(gè)我不太喜歡
Yeah,it's a balance,you gotta...you gotta figure it out. It's hard.
對(duì) 需要權(quán)衡 你得好好想想 很難選擇
All right,well, I really think you're just fantastic,
好的 我覺得你很棒
so come back anytime you want.
所以隨時(shí)恭候
You're really just something else. Amazing.
你真的很出色 太棒了
Oh,thank you, I'll be here all the time.
謝謝 我會(huì)常來的
When I'm having a bad day,my friend Sophie will send me the David Beckham scare that you did,
當(dāng)我心情不好時(shí) 我的朋友就會(huì)發(fā)給我你們做的david beckham的整人視頻
the no-thumbs,and it just makes my day better,so..
不要用拇指按啊什么的 我就會(huì)開心多了 所以
so I ...yeah. it's one of my favorite things also that we've even done.
所以我 這也是我們做過的東西里面 最喜歡的
It's David Beckham.
是david beckham
We did the thing,it's on the website,we put the thing in david beckham's ear,I told him what to say. you have to chec it out.
我們做了個(gè)視頻 網(wǎng)絡(luò)上有 我們把耳機(jī)塞到david beckham的耳朵里 然后 我告訴他該說什么 你們一定要看
You have to check it out.It's ...it was funny. umm,all right,
你們一定要看看 很有趣 恩 對(duì)了
Perks of Being a Wallflower is in the theaters now,
《壁花少年》目前在各大影院已經(jīng)上映
it's a beautiful movie,and the Wallflowers will be here
是部很棒的電影 而且男主角會(huì)在
after this performing. Emma Waston.
表演結(jié)束后登臺(tái) 嘉賓emma waston
