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So...so you get the call,you are...and...you really want to know,don't you? yeah, I kinda do.

所以你接到了電話 然后 你真的很想知道 是吧 對(duì)啊 還真想

Eh...but no,so you are...you are...Well, at first,were you like 'oh,my god'.Or were you like 'oh ,my god!this is exciting.'

不過(guò) 所以你 好吧 剛開始你是覺(jué)得“不是吧” 還是覺(jué)得“天哪 太好了”

I was...well,yeah,'oh my god,it is exciting,'em...and this is gonna be a little bit of nightmare now for the next few weeks. Right.

我當(dāng)時(shí) 恩 覺(jué)得 “天哪 太好了” 但覺(jué)得接下來(lái)幾周 會(huì)很難捱 恩

Em...you know,'cause ,you know,everybody knows.It's well documented,it was kind of uncomfortable.

是啊 每個(gè)人都知道了 被大篇幅報(bào)道了 挺讓人不舒服的

And you know, the situation. Right.

你懂的 這種情形下 是的

But em..em this things happen, and you know everything is kind of calm now,and I'm happy.

但是 這種事總會(huì)發(fā)生的 但現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)平靜下來(lái)了 我其實(shí)挺開心的

And in fact I am actually happier than I've ever been.

從來(lái)沒(méi)有這么開心過(guò)

Well, that's a good thing. Yeah. That's good thing. Which is why obviously this is happening, because you...you have to be in the space.and Lauren ,is her name right? Yeah.

那很好啊 是啊 那很好 這也是為什么這件事會(huì)發(fā)生 為了能讓你開心 她叫Lauren是嗎 是的

And she is healthy and happy,and...yeah,yeah,she is in really good.

她現(xiàn)在的狀態(tài)和心情都還好吧 恩 她現(xiàn)在很不錯(cuò)

Really really godd place. I know this has been hard for her, 'cause the whole, you know,everything has been kind of thrust on her, and she's ,she's , a lot of attention,and that's gonna be hard on her.

狀態(tài)很好 我知道她肯定也不好受 正處在風(fēng)口浪尖上 那么多的閑言碎語(yǔ) 她肯定不好受

Well,yeah,I mean this is obviously...I...I can't blame the media,'cause it was, you know, a kind of what I call a juicy story, you know.

恩 確實(shí) 我是說(shuō)這很明顯 不過(guò)我不會(huì)去責(zé)怪媒體 因?yàn)槟阋捕?這就是我說(shuō)的那種很有料的故事

But there was a lot of stuff that was said about her,

但是大家說(shuō)了很多她的壞話

You know,you know,the...she trapped me and that she's a gold-digger, I mean this is absolutely nonesense.right.

你知道的 什么她給我下套了啊 為了傍我啊 都是胡扯 對(duì)

She's a great girl,em...but you know,

她是個(gè)很好的女孩 但是

like it said,it was...it was...awkward because of the circumstances.

就像報(bào)道說(shuō)的 這件事關(guān)系有點(diǎn)尷尬

Right,and em,and it's a boy? You'll have to wait and see.

是啊 那個(gè) 是男孩吧 我還得等等才知道呢

But,but it's a boy. Well,there are a lot of boys in my family,so the odds are...

但是 就是男孩吧 好吧 我家族男孩還挺多的 幾率比較大

Right, that's gonna be a boy. And so em,what's his name?

好吧 就是個(gè)男孩嘛 名字取好了嗎

Your mom is happy,right?She is gonna be...

你媽媽很開心吧 她會(huì)

She's thrilled,yeah,yep,yep,,really,really thrilled.

她很開心 是啊 真的超級(jí)開心

So now are you worried thought that...

所以現(xiàn)在你會(huì)擔(dān)心

that how much time you're gonna ,you're gonna travel with...

將來(lái)要帶著他到處跑 這里那里的

where will you raise the boy? You are funny,Ellen.here?i mean...

他主要會(huì)待在哪個(gè)城市呢 Ellen 你可真淘氣 這里嗎 我是說(shuō)

Here or... well ,both in New york, los angeles, london.

在這還是 在紐約 洛杉磯 倫敦之間

He is gonna travel a lot. That's exciting.

他也會(huì)跟著你們跑來(lái)跑去的 多爽啊

He or she will travel a lot,yes. Right. Right.

他或者她啦 好吧 好吧

We all know it's a boy. I'll tell you later. Alright.

我們都知道是兒子啦 過(guò)段時(shí)間 再告訴你 好吧

You said you wanted like a little,en...

你說(shuō)過(guò)你想要一個(gè)

if you...if you do have a son,which you will,

如果你有個(gè)兒子的話 其實(shí)明明已經(jīng)有了

that he will be...that you want a little "mini-me"

他會(huì) 你想讓他成為迷你版的你

so I got him a little T-shirt to get him started.

所以 從我為他準(zhǔn)備的小襯衫開始吧

And well first of all ,em...actually that would fit me.

首先 這個(gè)其實(shí)我也穿得上額

That is yours,that's yours. Oh,that's mine.

這個(gè)就是你打 給你的 哦 我的

No,this is ,this is his. That's his. That's yours.Look, come on.

這個(gè)才是他的 這個(gè)是他的 那是你的 看吧

I know...I said I know, Simon. That is hilarious.

我最懂你了 這太好笑了

I know,so... okay,boy or girl,I am gonna keep these.

我知道 好吧 無(wú)論男的女的這衣服我都會(huì)留著的

It will work for either,but...thanks very much.

男孩女孩都可以了啊 謝謝你

But it's gonna be a boy. That's very sweet.Alright.

但肯定是男孩的 你太貼心了 好吧

I have more to talking about, we will be back. we will talke about X FACTOR and other stuff.

我還有更多要聊的 一會(huì)回來(lái) 我們得聊聊《X FACTOR》什么的