《新福爾摩斯》第130期:可以把人逼瘋的玩笑嗎?
What's this?
這是什么
Coffee. I made coffee.
咖啡 我泡了咖啡
You never make coffee.
你從來不泡咖啡
Don't you want it?
你不想喝嗎
You don't have to keep apologising. Thanks. I don't take sugar.
你不用沒完沒了地道歉 謝謝 我不加糖
These records go back nearly two months.
這些記錄可追溯到將近兩個(gè)月前
That's nice. It's good.
很好喝 很香
Is that when you had the idea, after the TV show went out?
你們是在電視播出后 想到這主意的嗎
It's me. It was me. I'm sorry, Gary. I couldn't help it.
是我 是我的錯(cuò) 抱歉 蓋瑞 我忍不住
I had a bacon sandwich at Cal's wedding and one thing led to another.
我在卡爾婚禮上吃了個(gè)熏肉三明治然后就一發(fā)不可收拾了
Nice try.
好借口
Look, we were just trying to give things a bit of a boost, you know?
我們只是想辦法添油加醋了一番 好嗎
Let a great big dog run wild up on the moor, it was heaven-sent.
荒野里有條失蹤的大狗 簡(jiǎn)直是天賜良機(jī)
It was like us having our own Loch Ness monster.
就像我們有了自己的尼斯湖水怪
And where do you keep it?
你們把它關(guān)在哪
There's an old mine shaft. It's not too far. He was all right there. Was?
那邊有個(gè)老礦井 不太遠(yuǎn) 它本來在那挺好 本來
We couldn't control the bloody thing. It was vicious.
我們控制不住那畜生了 它實(shí)在太兇殘
And then, a month ago, Billy took him to the vet and, you know...
然后 一個(gè)月前 比利帶它去了獸醫(yī)那里 然后...
He's dead?
它死了嗎
Put down. Yeah. No choice. So it's over.
我們殺了它 對(duì) 我們別無選擇 一切都結(jié)束了
It was just a joke, you know.
這只是個(gè)玩笑
Yeah, hilarious. You've nearly driven a man out of his mind.
是啊 很好笑 你們差點(diǎn)把一個(gè)人逼瘋掉
