《新福爾摩斯》第88期:天才和凡人怎樣達(dá)成共識(shí)
John Watson.Are you set up for Wi-Fi?You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?
這里能無(wú)線上網(wǎng)嗎 你也知道這有點(diǎn)丟人吧
It's OK, I'm fine.Now...show me to the stream.
還好 無(wú)所謂 現(xiàn)在讓我看看河邊
I didn't really mean for you.
我不是說(shuō)丟你的人
Look, this is a six.There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven, we agreed.
聽(tīng)著 這才第六起 第七起之前我離開(kāi)公寓去勘察毫無(wú)意義 我們已經(jīng)達(dá)成共識(shí)了
Now go back,show me the grass.
現(xiàn)在往后退 讓我看草地
When did we agree that?
我們什么時(shí)候達(dá)成的共識(shí)
We agreed it yesterday. Stop!Closer.
昨天 停 近點(diǎn)
I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.
我昨天根本不在家 我去了都柏林
It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.Shut up!
你沒(méi)聽(tīng)見(jiàn)是你的問(wèn)題 閉嘴
Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?
我不在家你還一個(gè)人叨叨
I don't know, how often are you away?Now...show me the car that backfired.
誰(shuí)知道你什么時(shí)候不在家 現(xiàn)在讓我看看排氣管回火那車
It's there.That's the one that made the noise, yes?
在那邊 就是這輛車發(fā)出巨響的吧
Yeah.If you're thinking gunshot...There wasn't one. He wasn't shot,he was killed by a single blow to the back from a blunt instrument, which then magically disappeared, along with the killer.
對(duì) 如果你在考慮槍擊 沒(méi)有槍擊 他沒(méi)有中彈 致命傷是背后一處鈍器重?fù)?但兇器和兇手一起神秘消失了
It's got to be an eight, at least.
我看這次至少得有八起案子
You've got two more minutes,they want to know more about the driver.
你還有兩分鐘 他們想知道更多司機(jī)的信息
Oh, forget him, he's an idiot.
不用管他 他是個(gè)白癡
Why else would he think himself a suspect?
他怎么會(huì)認(rèn)為自己是疑犯
I think he's a suspect.
是我認(rèn)為他有嫌疑
Pass me over.All right,but there's a mute button, and I will use it.
把電腦遞過(guò)去 好吧 要是有靜音按鈕 我巴不得馬上按掉
Up a bit! I'm not talking from down here!
舉高點(diǎn) 我才不要在下面說(shuō)話
OK. Just take it, take it.
好吧 你舉著 舉著吧
Having successfully committed a crime without a single witness...why would he call the police and consult a detective?
成功謀殺且沒(méi)有證人 他何必又叫警察又找偵探
Fair play?
想跟你公平競(jìng)賽
He's trying to be clever.It's overconfidence.
他在耍小聰明 他是過(guò)于自負(fù)了
Did you see him? Morbidly obese,the undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own.
你見(jiàn)過(guò)他嗎 過(guò)度肥胖 口臭熏天證明是單身漢
The right sleeve of an internet porn addict,the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition.
右袖子證明他沉迷于色情網(wǎng)站 呼吸模式證明他是未治療的心臟病患者
Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy,and you think he's a criminal mastermind?!Don't worry, this is just stupid.
自尊低 智商低 命不長(zhǎng)久 你居然認(rèn)為他能策劃罪案 別擔(dān)心 這推論傻瘋了
