英語(yǔ)微信一淘：外國(guó)網(wǎng)友一句話(huà)總結(jié)各國(guó)歷史

1. USA 美國(guó)

Freedom:**terms and conditions may apply. 自由：其形式和條件視情況而定。

2. Switzerland 瑞士

Sure we'll take your money. 當(dāng)然，你的錢(qián)我們保管!

3. Australia 澳大利亞

Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence. 仍然由英國(guó)女王統(tǒng)治，因?yàn)槲覀円蚝ε孪胍獨(dú)⑺牢覀兌?dú)立的大量當(dāng)?shù)貏?dòng)物而分心。

4. Russia 俄羅斯

Then, things got worse. 后來(lái)，一切變得更糟。

5. The Netherlands 荷蘭

Looks like the sea wants to kill us again, guys. 小伙伴們，好像我們又要被海給干掉了。

6. Greece 希臘

We did a bunch of shit for mankind like 10000 years ago, now were bankrupt. 大概一萬(wàn)年前，我們給人類(lèi)造了一些孽，現(xiàn)在我們破產(chǎn)了。

7. Canada 加拿大

We love you England, but get out. 英格蘭，我們愛(ài)你，但是我們離開(kāi)了你。

8. North Korea 朝鮮

All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory. 一切都很好。不要再問(wèn)了。不朽的領(lǐng)袖會(huì)指引我們走向勝利。

9. Portugal 葡萄牙

We had a huge empire, now everyone thinks we're Spain. 我們?cè)?jīng)統(tǒng)治著一個(gè)龐大的帝國(guó)，現(xiàn)在每個(gè)人都把我們當(dāng)成西班牙。

10. New Zealand 新西蘭

Lord of the rings is filmed. 《指環(huán)王》拍攝地。

11. Italy 意大利

We were really important but now we make shoes. 曾經(jīng)輝煌，現(xiàn)在做鞋匠。

12. Austria 奧地利

Austria's greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German. 奧地利最偉大的成就就是讓世界相信：貝多芬是奧地利人，希特勒是德國(guó)人。

13. UK 英國(guó)

Had the largest empire ever, but lost due to drinking too much tea. 建立了有史以來(lái)最大的帝國(guó)，不過(guò)后來(lái)因?yàn)橛?guó)人喝太多茶就被打敗了。