有關女人的事實
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of theworld where they feel like they're actually in control.
1. 女人愛去商場購物,商場是她們認為在這個世界上她們能夠實際控制的區(qū)域。
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of"need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing itout.
2. 女人都喜歡特價商品,所謂的“需求”是無關緊要的,就沒必要給她們指出來了。
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you"just don't understand."
3. 女人總是沒衣服穿,不用問她們壁櫥里掛的那些衣服是怎么回事,你“就是不會明白的”。
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
4. 女人是要哭的,而且她們自己哭的時候一定會讓你聽到。
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you intofeeling guilty.
5. 女人總是要問沒有正確答案的問題,就是為了要讓你感到內疚。
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they havenothing to say.
6. 女人愛說個不停,沉默會讓她們感覺受到威脅,所以一定要打破它,即使她們沒什么可說的。
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operasand Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
7. 女人需要知道有人比她們生活得不好,這就是肥皂劇和奧普拉脫口秀風行一時的原因所在。
8. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider ora wasp involved.
8. 女人都討厭昆蟲,再強勢的女人見到蜘蛛或是黃蜂之類的蟲子也要男人在旁保護。
9. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view itas being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9. 女人不能保守秘密,這些東西會讓她們內心癢癢的。而且如果只對兩三個人說起,她們也不認為這是泄密。
10. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10. 女人總是結伴去洗手間,并趁此機會交頭接耳。
11. Women think all beer is the same.
11. 女人覺得所有的啤酒都一個味。
12. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
12. 女人會在浴室里放上三種洗發(fā)水和兩種護發(fā)素。
13. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
13. 女人洗完澡后,浴室就像是熱帶雨林。
14. Women brush their hair BEFORE bed.
14. 女人在睡覺前梳頭。
15. Women are NEVER wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.
15. 女人從來不會出錯,道歉是男人的義務。
16. Women do NOT know anything about cars. "Oli-stick? Oil doesn't stick."
16. 女人對車一無所知。“油穿刺(機油尺)?油不會穿刺的。”
17. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using ashortcut.
17. 女人開車在路上時,會為了怕抄近路迷了路而繞上幾里遠。
18. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
18. 對于“我看上去怎么樣”之類的問題,女人并不想要你誠實地回答。
19. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
19. 為了避免左拐彎,女人會來三個右拐彎。
20. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language that it does in man-language.
20. “哦,沒什么”這句話從女人嘴里說出來的含義和從男人嘴里說出來的大相徑庭。
21. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction thatthey are heading.
21. 女人一定要把地圖的方向和地理方位對應上才能看得懂地圖。
22a. All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.
22a. 理論上講,所有的女人都超重,在這一點上不要和她們爭論。
22b. All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them about it.
22b. 理論上講,所有的女人都超重,在這一點上不要附和她們。
23. If it is not Valentine's Day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up aconversation by asking, "What did you do?"
23. 如果你在不是情人節(jié)的時候看到一個男人在花店里,就幾乎一定可以問他:“你做了什么?”