我想要這樣的男人!
Age 22
22歲時(shí)
1. Handsome.
1. 英俊。
2. Charming.
2. 迷人。
3. Financially successful.
3. 富有。
4. A caring listener.
4. 善解人意的傾聽(tīng)者。
5. Witty.
5.風(fēng)趣。
6. In good shape.
6. 身體棒。
7. Dresses with style.
7. 衣著時(shí)尚。
8. Appreciates the finer things.
8. 能夠欣賞更完美的事物。
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
9. 常能給我我想要的驚喜。
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
10. 富有想像力的、浪漫的情人。
Age 32
32歲時(shí)
1. Nice looking--preferably with hair on the head.
1. 相貌好,最好不是禿頭。
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
2. 為我開(kāi)車門、拉椅子。
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant.
3. 有足夠的錢請(qǐng)我去餐館吃一頓不錯(cuò)的晚餐。
4. Listens more than he talks.
4. 他聽(tīng)我說(shuō)多過(guò)我聽(tīng)他說(shuō)。
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times.
5. 我講笑話時(shí)能適時(shí)地用笑回應(yīng)。
6. Can carry all the groceries with ease.
6. 輕松地拿所有的購(gòu)物袋。
7. Owns at least one tie.
7. 至少有一條領(lǐng)帶。
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal.
8. 愛(ài)吃一道家常飯菜。
9. Remembers anniversaries.
9. 記得所有的紀(jì)念日。
10. likes to be romantic at least once a week.
10. 一星期至少浪漫一次。
Age 42
42歲時(shí)
1. Not too ugly. Bald head OK.
1. 不要太難看,禿頭也將就了。
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car.
2. 不會(huì)在我還沒(méi)上車時(shí),就把車開(kāi)走了。
3. Works steady--splurges on dinner at McDonald's on occasion.
3. 工作穩(wěn)定,偶爾揮霍一下帶我去吃麥當(dāng)勞。
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking.
4. 我說(shuō)話時(shí)能適時(shí)地點(diǎn)頭呼應(yīng)。
5. Usually remembers the punch line of jokes.
5. 總是能記得笑話的關(guān)鍵句。
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
6. 身體健康,能搬得動(dòng)家具。
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach.
7. 通常穿能夠遮住肚皮的襯衫。
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids.
8. 知道不買螺旋塞子的香檳。
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
9. 記得把馬桶墊放下來(lái)。
10. Shaves on most weekends.
10. 多數(shù)周末記得刮臉。
Age 52
52歲時(shí)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length.
1. 鼻毛和耳毛修剪到適當(dāng)?shù)拈L(zhǎng)度。
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
2. 不會(huì)當(dāng)眾打嗝或是搔癢。
3. Does't borrow money too often.
3. 不會(huì)過(guò)于頻繁地借錢。
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting.
4. 不會(huì)在我滔滔不絕時(shí)打瞌睡。
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
5. 不會(huì)把同一個(gè)笑話講無(wú)數(shù)遍。
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends.
6. 身體健康,至少周末能從沙發(fā)上爬起來(lái)。
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
7. 通常能穿上同一雙的襪子和干凈的內(nèi)褲。
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
8. 愛(ài)吃電視便餐。
9. Remembers your name on occasion.
9. 有時(shí)能想起你的名字。
10. Shaves on some weekends.
10. 隔幾個(gè)周末會(huì)想起刮臉。
Age 62
62歲時(shí)
1. Doesn't scare small children.
1. 不會(huì)嚇到小孩子。
2. Remembers where the bathroom is.
2. 能找到洗手間。
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
3. 不需要太高的養(yǎng)護(hù)費(fèi)用。
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
4. 醒著的時(shí)候只會(huì)發(fā)出輕微的鼾聲(睡著時(shí)鼾聲如雷)。
5. Forgets why he's laughing.
5. 不記得自己為什么發(fā)笑。
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up alone.
6. 身體健康,能夠自己站起來(lái)。
7. Usually wears some clothes.
7. 通常能夠穿著些衣服蔽體。
8. Likes soft foods.
8. 愛(ài)吃軟食。
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
9. 記得自己把假發(fā)放在哪里。
10. Remembers when.
10. 記得……時(shí)候。
Age 72
72歲時(shí)
1. Breathing...
1. 會(huì)喘氣……