一些事實(shí)
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
男人會(huì)花兩塊錢買一件價(jià)值一塊錢的東西,因?yàn)檫@是他想要的東西。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn'twant.
女人會(huì)花一塊錢買到一件價(jià)值兩塊錢的東西,但這并不是她想要的。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在結(jié)婚前不會(huì)為將來(lái)操心。
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在結(jié)婚后就不再為將來(lái)操心。
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
一個(gè)成功的男人賺的錢要比他老婆能花掉的多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一個(gè)成功的女人要能找到這樣的男人。
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
和男人幸福相處的秘訣是更多地了解他,但是少愛(ài)他一些。
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
和女人幸福相處的秘訣是更多地愛(ài)她,但根本不要試圖去了解她。
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起床時(shí)的樣子和他上床時(shí)的樣子一樣。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人睡了一晚之后多多少少變了樣子。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
男人娶女人時(shí)希望她不會(huì)改變,可她偏偏就變了。
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁給男人時(shí)希望他有所改變,可他偏偏就變不了。
A woman has the last word in any argument.
每次吵架總是女人收尾。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
男人在那之后說(shuō)的話會(huì)導(dǎo)致新一輪吵架的開(kāi)始。