期末考試的打分
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.
下面是美國大學(xué)的教授們給期末考試打分的方式。
Dept of Statistics
統(tǒng)計(jì)學(xué)系
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
所有的分?jǐn)?shù)都標(biāo)繪在標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的鐘形曲線圖上。
Dept of Psychology
心理學(xué)系
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. Theprofessor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
學(xué)生們被要求在考試本上點(diǎn)墨,然后合起本子上交。教授打開本子時(shí)腦海里出現(xiàn)的第一個(gè)分?jǐn)?shù)就是他們的成績。
Dept of History
歷史系
All students get the same grade they got last year.
所有學(xué)生的分?jǐn)?shù)都和去年的一樣。
Dept of Religion
宗教學(xué)系
Grade is determined by God.
分?jǐn)?shù)是由上帝決定的。
Dept of Philosophy
哲學(xué)系
What is a grade?
什么是分?jǐn)?shù)?
Law School
法學(xué)院
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
學(xué)生們要就為什么他們要得“優(yōu)”的成績而進(jìn)行抗辯。
Dept of Mathematics
數(shù)學(xué)系
Grades are variable.
分?jǐn)?shù)是個(gè)變量。
Dept of Logic
邏輯學(xué)系
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passinggrade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
如果并且只有在學(xué)生參加了期末考試并及格了的情況下才可能得“優(yōu)”,否則就不能得“優(yōu)”。
Dept of Computer Science
計(jì)算機(jī)科學(xué)系
Random number generator determines grade.
分?jǐn)?shù)由隨機(jī)數(shù)生成程序產(chǎn)生。
Dept of Physical Education
體育教育系
Everybody gets an A.
每個(gè)人都得“優(yōu)”。
Dept of Political Sciences
政治系
Stand at the top of the stairs and toss all final papers out, the ones closest to the top will getA, and the furthest down will get F.
站在樓梯頂端把期末試卷往下拋,離樓梯頂端最近的學(xué)生得“優(yōu)”,最遠(yuǎn)的“不及格”。
Dept of Mechanical Engineering
機(jī)械工程學(xué)系
Final papers can be blown away will get F.
誰的試卷能被風(fēng)吹走,就得“不及格”。
Dept of Chemistry
化學(xué)系
Final papers completely burn to ask first will get F.
誰的試卷最先燒成灰,就得“不及格”。
Dept of Electrical Engineering
電子工程系
Students can have any one of these grades:
學(xué)生會得到下面的任一個(gè)分?jǐn)?shù)。
A (Ampere) if they can resist high current.
A(安格)能抗高電流強(qiáng)度的得“優(yōu)”。
C (Coulomb) if they get high all the time.
C(庫侖)能一直保持高電量的得“中”。
F (Fraud) if they eat too much and have too much energy.
F(法拉)吃得太多,能量過剩的“不及格”。
W (Watt) if they have power to work.
W(瓦特)有電力帶動(dòng)工作的。