詞匯表
Honolulu--it's got everything. Sand for the children,sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
火奴魯魯——那兒什么都有。孩子們可以在那兒玩兒沙子,妻子可以在那兒曬太陽(yáng),那兒還有鯊魚(yú),是為丈母娘準(zhǔn)備的。
Husband-- a man who buys his football tickets fourmonths in advance and waits until December 24 todo his Christmas shopping.
丈夫——提前4個(gè)月買(mǎi)球票可是要等到12月24日才去買(mǎi)圣誕禮物的那個(gè)人。
Archaeologist--the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interestedhe is in her.
考古學(xué)家——女人能找到的最好的丈夫,因?yàn)樗嚼希麑?duì)她越感興趣。
Bachelor--the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
單身漢——惟一沒(méi)對(duì)妻子說(shuō)過(guò)謊話的男人。
Bride--a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
新娘——有著美好幸福前景的女人。
Marriage--a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the handsand feet of the man.
結(jié)婚——把戒指套在女人的手指上和男人的手腳上的儀式。
Wife--the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control overis personal affairs.
妻子——男人最好的伴侶,讓他們感覺(jué)私事被過(guò)多地干涉。