英語小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 351 Husbands Said

[00:00.01]Husbands Said 丈夫們說 [00:10.17]My wife and I were both happy for twenty something years... then we met. 我和我妻子都快活地生活了二十幾年……直到我們相遇了。 [00:17.24]A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 好妻子總是會原諒丈夫的——在她們錯了的時(shí)候。 [00:22.03]I haven't spoken to my wife for months. I don't like to interrupt her. 我已經(jīng)幾個(gè)月沒和妻子說話了，我不想打斷她。 [00:28.56]I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 我娶了正確的人，我只是不知道她叫“總是正確”。 [00:34.03]It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. 說已婚男人比單身漢長壽是不對的，他們只是好像活得長些而已。 [00:40.43]Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 已婚男人比單身漢長壽，可他們生不如。 [00:47.25]Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible. 失去妻子會很難過（丟掉妻子很難），就我來說，這幾乎是不可能的。 [00:53.57]Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. 男女平等是不可能的，除非她們能不穿衣服走在街上，而且還能覺得自己很漂亮。 [01:02.04]Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. 結(jié)婚前，男人思慕他深愛的女人。 [01:07.03]After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. 結(jié)婚后，他賺錢供養(yǎng)她。 [01:10.28]A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. 一個(gè)丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“不，我并不討厭你的親戚們， [01:16.48]In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine." 事實(shí)上，比起我的丈母娘，我更喜歡你的婆婆。” [01:20.23]Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. 沒結(jié)婚的男人是不完整的，結(jié)婚后他就完了。 [01:26.03]I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. 結(jié)婚前我不知道什么是真正的幸福，等我知道了，一切都太晚了。 [01:33.54]When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, 一個(gè)男人為妻子開車門時(shí)， [01:37.19]you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. 你至少可以肯定一件事：車是新車或者妻子是新婚妻子。 [01:42.50]Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. 婚姻就是你的妻子逐步發(fā)現(xiàn)自己想要什么樣的男人的過程。 [01:50.18]Any married man should forget his mistakes-- 已婚男人都該忘掉自己的過錯—— [01:55.01]there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 沒必要兩個(gè)人都記著同樣的事。 [01:58.19]The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. 想要維持幸福婚姻的男人都該記得把嘴閉上和把錢包打開。 [02:06.11]When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 如果有人偷走了你的妻子，最好的報(bào)復(fù)方式就是讓他把她留下。 [02:13.44]To keep your marriage brimming with love in the marriage cup-- 讓你的婚姻充滿愛，就要—— [02:17.09]Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 你犯錯了，馬上承認(rèn)； [02:20.13]Whenever you're right, shup up. 你沒錯時(shí)，閉上嘴巴。 [02:23.53]My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. 我的想法是我妻子的，她說我很榮幸擁有它們。 [02:29.39]When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense. 男人在結(jié)婚前握住女人的手是愛情，在結(jié)婚后就是自衛(wèi)了。 [02:37.36]A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes. 幸福的婚姻意味著給予和索取，男人給予而女人索取。 [02:44.52]Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. 結(jié)婚不止是擁有了一個(gè)妻子，還包括隨之而來的無窮無盡的煩惱。 [02:51.57]It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married! 每個(gè)男人生來都是自由而平等的，這話沒錯，只是他們中的一引起人結(jié)婚了。 [03:00.04]A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present. 紳士從來不會當(dāng)著女士的面罵自己的妻子。

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