英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 263 An Old Joke

[00:01.01]An Old Joke 老笑話 [00:07.18]An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一個(gè)上了年紀(jì)的人帶著港幣病痛去看醫(yī)生。 [00:11.35]"I see spots before my eyes," he said. “我眼前老是看到些斑斑點(diǎn)點(diǎn)的?！彼f(shuō)。 [00:15.11]"It's due to old age," said doctor. “那是年老的緣故。”醫(yī)生說(shuō)。 [00:18.51]"No food agrees with me," said the man. “我什么都不想吃。”老人說(shuō)。 [00:22.32]"That too is due to old age," said the doctor. “那也是因?yàn)槟昀??！贬t(yī)生說(shuō)， [00:26.16]"The digestive system becomes weaker as we grow older." “隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，我們的消化系統(tǒng)也逐漸衰弱了?！? [00:30.37]"My back is giving me trouble," persisted the man. “我的背也很痛?！崩先死^續(xù)說(shuō)， [00:34.32]"Sometimes the pain becomes unbearable." “有的時(shí)候痛得都無(wú)法忍受?！? [00:38.00]"Old age," said the doctor. “年老的原因。”醫(yī)生說(shuō)。 [00:40.44]This was too much for the man. 老人聽(tīng)不下去了。 [00:43.04]"Why do you go on saying 'old age, old age'," he screamed. “你怎么總是說(shuō)‘年老，年老’?！崩先思饴暯械溃? [00:47.25]"If you cannot cure me, say so. I'll go elsewhere." “你要是治不了就說(shuō)，我去別的地方。” [00:51.44]"See how easily you lost your temper," said the doctor. “看看，你那么容易發(fā)脾氣?！贬t(yī)生說(shuō)， [00:55.04]"That is another characteristic of old age." “這也是年老的另一個(gè)特征。”

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