欲望都市第四季 鄉(xiāng)間小屋 Sex and the Country

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:42:36 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.24]欲望城市 [00:35.72](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.28]“鄉(xiāng)間小屋” [00:48.44]For most New Yorkers, Manhattan is the center of the civiIized worId. 對大多數(shù)紐約人來說 曼哈頓就是世界文明的中心 [00:52.60]But for a priviIeged few... 對少數(shù)享有特權(quán)的貴族來說 曼哈頓僅是平日消磨時(shí)間之處 [00:54.72]Manhattan is mereIy a pIace to kiII time between weekends... [00:58.40]at their fashionabIy rustic, New York country homes. 因?yàn)樗麄冎苣┒即?時(shí)髦的鄉(xiāng)間別墅 [01:03.56]Wow, yeah, the place looks great. 看起來很棒 [01:04.12]I was wiIIing to forgo the priviIege. 我愿意放棄這個(gè)特權(quán) [01:06.24]-That's the ''before'' picture. -Sorry. -那是整修之前的照片 -抱歉 [01:12.04]That's the after. -這才是之后的模樣 -我可以再看一次之前的嗎? [01:14.80]Could l see the before again? [01:16.16]You kinda have to be there to appreciate it. 你必須親臨現(xiàn)場欣賞它 [01:17.96]No, l can appreciate it from here. -我可以在這里欣賞 -幸好你不必 [01:20.84]Luckily you won't have to, since you're coming up there with me next week. [01:23.84]-下周你就要去了 -是嗎? [01:26.40]l am? [01:28.12]Man, l wish l could. 真希望我能去 但我下周要在城里和編輯開會(huì) [01:29.60]But l have a meeting with my editor in town next week. [01:31.88]That's all right, it's only 40 minutes away. 車程只要40分鐘 [01:34.64]You take the train in for your meeting. Then right back out when you're done. 你坐火車去開會(huì) 結(jié)束之后再回來 [01:39.84]You've just thought of everything, haven't you? 你一切都設(shè)想好了，不是嗎? [01:43.24]Pack your bags, little lady. 打包行李，小姐 你要和我去鄉(xiāng)下了 [01:43.52]You're comin' to the country with me [01:48.48]That's Miranda, l gotta go. We'll talk about this later. 是米蘭達(dá)，我們晚一點(diǎn)再談 [01:50.84]-Nothing left to talk about. -Yes, there is. -沒什么好談的了 -有 [01:56.92]-l'll be right down. -I'm coming up. -我馬上下去 -我上來了 [01:56.04]好吧 [01:58.44]See... 我是名副其實(shí)的城市女孩 我是屬于都會(huì)的女孩 [02:01.20]l'm what you call a bona fide city girl. [02:05.12]l'm a girl-about-town. [02:07.00]l'm the kind of girl that goes to a late movie in the middle of the week. 我是那種平日會(huì)去看 晚場電影的女孩，我很瘋狂 [02:10.28]-l'm crazy. -l know it. 我知道 [02:13.32]-Hi, there. -Hello. -你好 -你好 [02:16.84]Could you tell your little pal, Steve, to call his insurance company? 可以請你轉(zhuǎn)告史蒂夫 打給他的保險(xiǎn)公司嗎 [02:18.48]They can't find him and they think that l'm his in-case-of-emergency person. 他們?nèi)匀灰詾?我是他的“緊急連絡(luò)人” [02:21.28]So, he needs to update that whole file. 他得更新檔案才行 [02:23.96]l know he wants to talk to you about some stuff, too. 他也有事想跟你說 [02:30.56]Like what? -譬如? -反正有事 [02:30.60]Some stuff. 他要跟我說什么? [02:34.00]No, what is he gonna tell me? [02:34.64]Now that Jessica's gone, he wants to start seeing me again? 現(xiàn)在潔西卡走了 他又想和我交往? [02:37.28]That he can't stop thinking about me? That he's still in love with me? -他還愛著我? -史蒂夫得了睪丸癌 [02:42.56]Steve's got testicular cancer. [02:45.64]That l'm a horrible, selfish bitch? 我是個(gè)自私討厭的壞女人? [02:48.20]SeveraI bIocks south, CharIotte aIso found herseIf... 往南幾條街 夏綠蒂也處于妥協(xié)的姿勢 [02:51.72]in a compromising position. [02:53.72]Whatever it is you're doing, don't stop. 無論你正在做什么 不要停下來 [02:55.28]lt's a fertility exercise. -這是生殖能力強(qiáng)化運(yùn)動(dòng) -我知道一個(gè)更好的 [02:59.08]l know a better one. [03:04.92]No, not yet. 還不行，我的基礎(chǔ)體溫表顯示 我再過五天才要排卵 [03:03.32]My basal body temperature reading says l won't be ovulating for another five days. [03:07.60]Perfect. That means we have five days of practice to get it right. 那太好了 我們有五天可以練習(xí) [03:13.16]No, we can't. 不行，你得保存你的精液 讓精子的活動(dòng)力到達(dá)巔峰 [03:14.40]You need to conserve your juices till then, so they'll be at their most powerful. [03:18.44]Darling, l'm juicy now. -親愛的，我現(xiàn)在就很興奮了 -對不起 [03:18.92]l'm sorry, it's just... [03:20.92]we've been trying for three months, and l don't wanna take any chances. 我們已經(jīng)努力三個(gè)月了 我不想冒險(xiǎn) [03:25.32]Can't it wait until Saturday? -不能等到星期六嗎? -我們要去康乃狄克州看媽媽 [03:26.28]We're gonna be in Connecticut on Saturday. We promised mother. [03:29.40]l know. 我知道，我在想我們可以 留下來全神貫注做這件事 [03:32.28]But l was thinking maybe we could stay here and concentrate on this. [03:36.84]She's expecting us. 她很期待我們?nèi)?，如果我?錯(cuò)過蘭花展，她會(huì)非常失望 [03:38.72]We miss the orchid show, she'll be devastated. [03:40.80]Then l guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's. 那我們得在你媽家做愛 [03:43.60]People having sex in Connecticut? 康乃狄克人會(huì)做愛嗎? [03:47.28]There's a first time for everything. 凡事都有第一次 [03:54.12]lt's no big deal. 這沒什么大不了 醫(yī)生說這種病現(xiàn)在很流行 [03:56.84]The doctor said it's very trendy now. [03:58.40]Lance Armstrong had it, the Drew Barrymore guy. -蘭斯阿姆斯壯也得過… -人人都在得 [04:03.20]Everybody's getting it. lt's the TiVo of cancers. -這是很熱門的癌癥 -這沒什么大不了 [04:05.28]That's right, it's no big deal. [04:06.76]He's just gotta get in there and snip one of those guys out of there and l'm done. 只要拿掉一個(gè)睪丸就行了 [04:11.96]Good, so, then it's stage one, right? l looked it up on the net. 所以這算是第一期? 我上網(wǎng)查過 [04:15.52]Yeah, l guess so. -我猜是吧 -你猜是吧?你不知道嗎? [04:18.92]You guess so? You don't know? [04:21.76]What? Sure, stage one, you have the operation. 當(dāng)然，這是第一期，要先開刀 [04:26.16]No, stage one, the cancer hasn't spread to the lymph nodes. Has it? 不，所謂第一期是癌細(xì)胞 尚未擴(kuò)散到淋巴結(jié)，對吧? [04:29.44]Your doctor gave you an ultrasound, right? 你的醫(yī)生有幫你照超音波嗎? 電腦輔助斷層掃描呢? [04:34.72]-A CAT scan? -You know, l mean... 你知道…我轉(zhuǎn)頭、咳嗽 [04:37.40]l turned my head, l coughed. He poked around a little. [04:40.28]Who is this doctor? Has he got a storefront outside Port Authority? 這個(gè)醫(yī)生到底是誰? [04:44.52]No, he's nice. 他很好 我經(jīng)由保健組織找到他的 [04:44.92]l got him through my HMO. [04:46.40]Then he must be good. 那他肯定醫(yī)術(shù)高超 [04:48.48]Steve, look... 我和事務(wù)所里一些 有過這經(jīng)驗(yàn)的男同事談過… [04:52.68]l talked to some guys in my office who have been through this. [04:53.20]-Miranda-- -Don't worry, l used a pseudonym. 我用的是假名 [04:56.84]They gave me the name of a specialist at Beth lsrael. 他們介紹我去看一位專家… [04:59.84]You don't have to do that. You don't have to do anything. 你不必做任何事 我有醫(yī)生，這沒什么大不了 [05:02.64]l have a doctor, it's no big deal. [05:06.40]Will you stop saying that? lt is a big deal! 拜托你不要再這么說了 這是很嚴(yán)重的事 [05:10.60]This isn't your crazy yellow toenail. This is cancer. 這不是腳趾甲發(fā)黃的小毛病 這是癌癥 [05:12.88]The longer you wait to find out what's going on... 你拖得越久不去檢查清楚 [05:14.16]the longer we sit here having this conversation... [05:18.72]the more likely it is that the cancer will spread and that you will die. 癌細(xì)胞就越可能擴(kuò)散 然后你就死掉了 [05:23.52]lt is a big fucking deal! 這可不是鬧著玩的 [05:25.88]All right. [05:28.08]l made him cry. No, first, l yelled at him. 我把他弄哭了 [05:33.84]l yelled at my friend, the cancer patient. Then l made him cry. 我先對一位癌癥病人大吼 然后再把他弄哭 [05:37.20]lt's understandable. l mean, you just lost your mom. 這是可以理解的，你剛經(jīng)歷 喪母之痛，滿腔怒火無處宣泄 [05:39.00]l'm sure you have a lot of pent up, residual anger. [05:40.52]Maybe, but he was just pissing me off. 也許吧 但最主要是因?yàn)樗俏疑鷼? [05:43.88]Sounds like he needed the kick in the ass, which you gave him. 他的屁股需要狠狠踢一下 [05:47.68]You know what you need? 你知道你需要什么? 跟我去艾登的鄉(xiāng)間小屋度周末 [05:47.56]A nice, relaxing weekend with me at Aidan's country house. [05:51.44]You're not going, are you? 你不是真的要去吧? [05:55.80]lf by ''going'' you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped... 如果你是指心不甘情不愿 被綁架去的話，沒錯(cuò) [05:58.20]then yes, l'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies. [06:01.76]Because this weekend l'm a hick town hostage. 這個(gè)周末我是個(gè)人質(zhì) [06:04.88]l can't go, Steve has cancer. 我不能去，史蒂夫得了癌癥 得有人讓他正視問題的嚴(yán)重性 [06:05.92]Somebody has to stay in town and make him feel bad about it. [06:10.52]You're at the Connecticut compound? 你會(huì)在康乃狄克的別墅? [06:14.60]Come on! lt's like we're living in Paris... 拜托，這就像住在巴黎 然后周末去普羅旺斯一樣 [06:16.56]and running off to Provence for the weekend. [06:19.76]What is it about the weekends now? 周末有什么好問的?陣亡將士 紀(jì)念日后跟我上床的每個(gè)家伙 [06:22.32]l swear to God, every guy l've fucked since Memorial Day wants to know... [06:24.60]what l'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. 都想知道我周末要干嘛 [06:29.40]My weekends are for meeting new guys... 他們就是不明白 我的周末是用來認(rèn)識(shí)新的男人 [06:29.60]so l don't have to fuck the old ones. [06:32.56]That's a no, l guess? 所以這是拒絕? [06:35.28]l guess l'll have to brave the wilderness on my own. 我得獨(dú)自面對荒郊野外 [06:37.24]No. 不是獨(dú)自，還有艾登 [06:38.92]Not on your own, with Aidan. [06:41.60]And l love Aidan. 我愛艾登 [06:42.24]And Aidan loves the country. 艾登喜歡鄉(xiāng)下 所以或許我也會(huì)喜歡鄉(xiāng)下 [06:44.12]Maybe l'll love the country. [06:47.52]Just because Aidan loves the country, you have to love it, too? -因?yàn)榘窍矚g鄉(xiāng)下? -顯然情況必須如此 [06:51.20]Apparently that's how it works. [06:52.16]You need to pretend to be someone else, to be in a relationship. 你得在一段感情中偽裝自己? [06:56.92]No, l believe the word you're looking for is ''compromise.'' 不，我相信這叫做妥協(xié) [06:60.00]lt's true. Trey loves golf, so, l'm taking golf lessons. 崔愛打高爾夫球 所以我就去學(xué) [07:02.92]Trey loves Bunny, so, l'm ovulating at the orchid show. 崔愛邦妮 所以我決定在蘭花展中排卵 [07:06.76]Which hick town is it exactly? -鄉(xiāng)間小屋位在哪里? -這真是諷刺到極點(diǎn) [07:09.76]lt's too terrible and too ironic. [07:15.44]lt's Suffern. 在沙佛，紐約的沙佛 (音似受苦) [07:15.80]Suffern, New York. [07:21.32]Sounds like you better take some Buffer'n to Suffern. 看來你最好帶一些 “百服寧”去沙佛了 [07:34.32]Well? 到家了 [07:43.64]There's a lake right over there. One mile. 這附近有一個(gè)湖，一哩遠(yuǎn) [08:03.44]This floor's all original. Dates back to 187 4. 這是原來的地板 可以追溯到1874年 [08:08.80]The plumbing's 197 4, so, of course, it needs work. 水電管線是1974年裝設(shè)的 所以需要整修一下 [08:11.88]But l put in a hot water heater all by myself. 我加裝了熱水器 [08:16.44]What do you think? Scary as you thought it'd be? 你覺得怎么樣? 跟你想的一樣恐怖? [08:18.48]No. God, no. 不，天啊，不會(huì) [08:20.16]It was scarier. 是更恐怖 [08:21.24]Good. 那好，我先把這東西放到后面 [08:25.40]Let me stick this stuff in the back. And l'll give you the grand tour. -我再帶你四處參觀 -我在這里等你 [08:27.68]l'll be here. [08:42.72]So, there I was... 我被困在即使以內(nèi)戰(zhàn)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)來看 都很老舊的小屋 [08:44.52]trapped in a cabin that was outdated even by CiviI War standards... [08:47.08]when I couId've been out cocktaiIing, and sampIe saIe-ing. 原本我大可喝著雞尾酒 在派對上招蜂引蝶的 [08:54.24]-Oh, God! -What is it? 怎么了?發(fā)生什么事? 你還好吧? [08:57.60]What happened? Are you okay? [08:58.00]No! 不好，我的天 [08:60.72]Oh, my God! [09:01.28]There was a huge, giant squirrel in that window, right there. 窗戶邊有一只巨大的松鼠 [09:06.04]That's my squirrel. 那是我的松鼠 我一直偷偷喂它 [09:09.32]l've been sneaking little nuts out there. [09:12.36]Hoping he'd come make friends, and he did. 希望能和它做朋友 [09:12.60]You can't be friends with a squirrel. 你不可能和一只松鼠做朋友 [09:17.20]A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. 松鼠只是長得比較可愛的老鼠 [09:18.48]-ls that right? -''That's my squirrel''? 是嗎? [09:19.88]那是我對松鼠的定義 還有什么我該知道的驚喜嗎? [09:21.48]Any more Wild Kingdom surprises l should know about? [09:24.64]Let's see, just.... 我想想… [09:33.20]Hours Iater, we discovered one satisfying way... 幾個(gè)小時(shí)后 我們發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)令人滿意 [09:37.28]to pass the time in the country. 在鄉(xiāng)下消磨時(shí)間的方式 只是時(shí)間還不夠久 [09:39.24]Just not enough time. [09:42.16]There I was, miIes from home, hours from sIeep... 現(xiàn)在的我，離家數(shù)十哩 離睡覺還早得很 [09:46.92]with no one to taIk to, nowhere to go, and nothing to do except.... 沒有聊天的對象、無處可去 無事可做，除了… [09:52.92]Three hours, two mosquitoes, and one too many Vodka KooI-Aids Iater... 三個(gè)小時(shí)，打了兩只蚊子 以及一杯伏特加調(diào)酒之后 [09:54.76]I finaIIy found an outIet for my computer, but not my frustration. 我總算找到插座連接電腦 但我的挫折仍無法宣泄 [10:06.00]ReIationships, no matter how good... 無論多美好的感情 都必然有一連串的妥協(xié) [10:09.08]are inevitabIy a series of compromises. [10:11.04]But how much of ourseIves shouId we be wiIIing to sacrifice... 我們應(yīng)該愿意為另一個(gè)人 犧牲多少自我? [10:14.32]for the other person before we stop being ourseIves? [10:18.64]In a reIationship... 在一段感情中 妥協(xié)的藝術(shù)何時(shí)派上用場? [10:21.00]when does the art of compromise become compromising? [10:26.88]MeanwhiIe, back at the center of the civiIized worId.... 同時(shí)，回到文明世界… [10:32.68]So... 你下禮拜周末要做什么? [10:33.36]what are you doing next weekend? [10:37.24]What did l say? 我說了什么? [10:40.52]Tired of being the ''wake up and smeII the coffee'' girI... 不想再當(dāng)個(gè) “起床便要煮咖啡”的女人 [10:44.48]Miranda invited Steve over for tea and sympathy. 米蘭達(dá)邀請史蒂夫來喝茶 并接受同情 [10:47.48]Or, in Steve's case, Chinese food and Chop Socky. 或者以史蒂夫的角度而言 享用中國菜和動(dòng)作片 [10:49.12]l thought you hated these movies. 我以為你討厭這種電影 [10:50.56]Yeah, but you don't. 可是你喜歡 錄影帶店的人說這部超好看 [10:54.92]And the guy at Video Village said this one rocks, so.... [10:59.40]You want the last spring roll? -你要吃最后一條春卷嗎? -不，那是你的 [10:60.88]No, that's yours. 我不想吃，你吃吧 [11:02.80]No, l don't want it. You have it. [11:05.96]Shit! 他們忘了送茶，你想喝茶嗎? [11:04.92]They forgot the tea. Did you want tea? l could make some. [11:07.64]That's it, l'm outta here. -我來泡 -我要走了 [11:11.84]-Why, where are you going? -Home. -你要上哪兒去? -回家 [11:12.60]You think l wanna stay here, and be treated like some fuckin' cancer patient? 你以為我想被當(dāng)成 癌癥病人對待嗎? [11:15.68]What are you talking about? 你在說什么? [11:18.96]Since when don't you want the last spring roll? 你為何不想吃最后一條春卷? 你每次都把春卷吃光 [11:19.68]You usually eat them all. l'm lucky if l see one. [11:23.84]l'm sorry, l felt bad. 對不起，我覺得很內(nèi)疚 [11:24.04]ln the park, you needed a shoulder to cry on. 當(dāng)你在公園想要個(gè)肩膀哭訴時(shí) 我卻像個(gè)沷婦一樣對你吼 [11:28.84]-And l was a total bitch to you. -Yeah, you were. [11:30.48]Thank God, because l have a doctor who knows what he's doing. 沒錯(cuò)，謝天謝地 現(xiàn)在我有個(gè)腦袋清楚的醫(yī)生了 [11:35.76]l scheduled my operation, and l have insurance that's gonna pay for it. 我準(zhǔn)備動(dòng)手術(shù)，保險(xiǎn)會(huì)支付 [11:38.36]So, thank you for being a huge bitch. 謝謝你當(dāng)個(gè)沷婦 給我那條春卷 [11:43.00]Give me that spring roll. [11:51.48]The next day at the MacDougaI's Connecticut compound... 在麥克道格位于康乃狄克州的 花園別墅里 [11:54.76]Bunny gave CharIotte a tour of her nursery. 邦妮帶夏綠蒂參觀她的溫室 [11:56.04]Since my boys have all grown up... 自從我的孩子們長大之后 這些蘭花就變成我的寶貝 [11:57.44]my orchids have become my babies. [12:00.04]And this year, Waxie Hanahan's Chocolate Oncidium... 今年薇絲漢納罕的 巧克力文心蘭 [12:05.60]will be no match for my Rising Suns. 絕不是我“旭日東升”的對手 [12:06.48]-They're exquisite. -l'm pleased you think so, Charlotte. -它們好精美 -我很高興你這么想 [12:12.04]l've re-potted this one for you to take home. 我已經(jīng)移植了這盆給你 [12:12.64]-No, l couldn't. -But l insist. -我不能收 -但我堅(jiān)持 [12:15.12]A gift in anticipation of the great gift you're giving me. 期盼你將送我的大禮 所以先送你一份禮物 [12:22.68]What gift is that? -什么大禮? -親愛的，一個(gè)孫子 [12:25.16]Why, a grandchild, my dear. [12:27.76]You mustn't be cross with Trey for telling me. 別因?yàn)榇薷嬖V我而生他的氣 [12:32.24]He knows how anxious l am... 他知道我很渴望有個(gè) 小麥克道格來傳宗接代 [12:34.40]to have a wee MacDougal to carry on the family name. [12:39.80]l couldn't get any sleep at all last night. The silence out here is deafening. 我根本睡不著 [12:41.56]-這里的寂靜會(huì)讓人耳聾 -你在鄉(xiāng)下 [12:44.64]You are in the country. 接著我去淋浴卻沒水 [12:47.64]Then l go to take a shower and there's no water. [12:50.12]So, now, he's working on the pipes all day... 所以他整天都在修水管 [12:53.28]so, l finally had to leave the house before l dehydrated. 我得在脫水之前離開這房子 [12:56.16]WeIcome to Frozen Cup. [12:57.88]Yes, l'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan? 我要一份起司漢堡 大薯?xiàng)l和一杯四海為家酒 [13:01.16]What? -什么? -一杯草莓奶昔 [13:02.72]A strawberry shake, please. [13:05.64]Where are you? -你在哪里? -荷荷克斯的“冷凍杯” [13:06.92]l'm at the Frozen Cup in Ho-Ho-Kus. [13:10.08]l had to freaking drive to New Jersey to get cell service, and, apparently... 我得開車到新澤西 手機(jī)才收得到訊號(hào) [13:13.68]the only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself. 想吃東西的唯一辦法 [13:15.08]就是自己動(dòng)手做 但我沒心情烤面包 [13:18.88]l'm in no mood for Bisquick. [13:20.24]lt could be worse. 邦妮正為她的孫子挑選學(xué)校 而我甚至還沒懷孕呢 [13:22.16]Bunny's already picking names and schools for her grandchild. [13:25.32]l'm not even pregnant. 她還吩咐廚子 別在我的煎蛋卷里放蝦子 [13:25.20]She wouldn't let the cook put shrimp in my omelet. [13:29.60]You have a cook? 廚子?我這州離你那州多遠(yuǎn)? [13:29.20]How far is my country from your country? [13:32.28]How is the house? -房子怎么樣? -房子?什么房子 [13:32.96]What house? 松鼠四處出沒 簡直是動(dòng)物農(nóng)場 [13:35.16]He's got squirrels running there. lt's AnimaI Farm. [13:36.84]Four legs good, two legs bad. -四腳的好過，兩腳的痛苦 -你沒對他說這種話吧? [13:38.32]-You didn't say that to him, did you? -No. [13:43.28]He thinks l love it. l don't even know what l'm doing out here. 他以為我愛死那房子了 我不知道我干嘛要來 [13:44.48]You're keeping him company. -你是去和他作伴 -我有努力，但他在外頭干活 [13:48.68]l'm trying, but he's out there hoeing. [13:50.08]So, try harder, go hoe. 那就再努力一點(diǎn)，去干活吧 [13:52.76]All right. [13:56.72]So... 我們要把這些鐵路枕木 搬到那邊的噴泥洞嗎? [13:59.60]what are we gonna be doing? Are we gonna be schlepping... [14:02.48]these railroad ties over to the mudhole? [14:03.76]-Yes. -All righty, then. -是的，別把自己弄傷了 -我不會(huì)弄傷自己的 [14:06.48]-Don't hurt yourself. -l'm not gonna hurt myself. [14:09.08]All right, you ready? 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎? [14:10.32]Here you go. [14:11.60]-You okay? -l'm fine, it's just mud. -你還好吧? -沒事，只有泥巴而已 [14:15.72]Okay. 加油… [14:19.40]Oh, God. [14:25.32]Okay, go! [14:28.44]Shit! 可惡 [14:36.60]Okay, l'm not being helpful anymore. 我?guī)筒簧夏愕拿α?也許我該回城里去 [14:38.56]l think l should get back to the city. [14:43.84]l have that meeting to get ready for. 我要為開會(huì)做準(zhǔn)備 [14:51.68]And several showers to take. 還要洗好幾次澡 [14:52.20]Four hours Iater, I kissed Aidan good-bye... 四個(gè)小時(shí)后，我向艾登吻別 [14:56.48]kicked the mud off my boots, and had a New York steak with my New York ex. 和我的前男友在紐約共進(jìn)牛排 [14:59.16]l tried, l really did, but nature and me... 我試過了，但大自然 和我的組合…就是不自然 [15:03.16]it's unnatural. And l love being with Aidan. 我喜歡和艾登在一塊 全世界我只想跟他… [15:03.52]l mean, there's no one in the world that l would rather be.... [15:08.72]l'm sorry. 對不起 [15:11.76]-ls it okay to talk to you about this stuff? -Go ahead, l'm okay. -跟你說這些沒關(guān)系嗎? -說吧，我沒事 [15:12.68]Good. l'm glad that we can talk about this stuff. And listen... 我很高興我們可以談這種事 如果你認(rèn)識(shí)了什么人… [15:17.56]-if you meet someone, l want you to feel-- -l met someone. [15:17.84]我認(rèn)識(shí)了某個(gè)人 [15:30.64]Who is she? -她是誰 -若我告訴你，你不能說出去 [15:32.64]lf l tell you, you can't tell anyone. [15:35.92]ls she... 她是你想像中的女友嗎? [15:36.04]your imaginary girlfriend? [15:40.32]She's an actress. 她是個(gè)演員，薇洛桑莫斯 [15:41.60]Willow Summers. [15:42.00]She's not an actress, she's a movie star. 她不是演員，她是個(gè)電影明星 [15:45.48]Did you see that Spy GirI movie? l thought she was pretty good. 你有看那部女偵探的電影嗎? 她演得很好 [15:49.04]l don't know about that. l do know she wears many wrong things on the red carpet. 但她在星光大道上的穿著 錯(cuò)誤百出 [15:53.72]l cannot believe you are dating... 我真不敢相信你居然跟一個(gè)… [15:58.00]someone named after a tree. 與樹同名的女人約會(huì) (薇洛為柳樹之意) [15:58.20]-She's really something. -How did you meet her? -她真的很有魅力 -你怎么認(rèn)識(shí)她的? [16:02.36]She came up to me at her premiere thing and asked for a light... 她在首映會(huì)上走過來向我借火 [16:05.32]and said, ''l have two vices, smoking and green-eyed men.'' 她說“我有兩個(gè)壞習(xí)慣 抽煙和迷戀綠眼的男人” [16:11.60]-She's a smoothie. -We talked, had a few... -她嘴巴蠻甜的 -我們聊天、喝了幾杯酒… [16:15.68]went up to her hotel... 回到她住的飯店 脫了衣服…紅色的內(nèi)褲 [16:17.08]dress comes off... [16:18.28]red panties. [16:20.68]Kept her high heels on. l lifted her up, l put her on the bed-- 她仍穿著高跟鞋 我抱起她、將她放到床上… [16:24.56]Okay, that's plenty. Thanks. 夠多了，謝謝 [16:27.20]That was about 30 seconds. l think l did pretty good. 差不多有30秒 我想我的風(fēng)度還不錯(cuò) [16:33.40]How's the stock market treating you these days? -你在股市混得如何? -我忘不了她 [16:36.56]The thing of it is, l can't get her out of my head. [16:40.96]She's crazy about me. 她為我瘋狂 薇洛桑莫斯為我瘋狂 [16:42.56]Willow Summers is crazy about me. [16:44.72]Someone's crazy. -肯定有人瘋了 -我不是開玩笑的 [16:44.20]l'm not kidding. When l walked home from her hotel-- [16:47.48]-當(dāng)我從她的飯店走回家… -你用走的? [16:47.60]-You walked? -Yeah. [16:49.40]l thought, this is something. 我心想 “我們之間真的有感覺” [16:54.24]There's something here. [16:57.76]A connection. 默契 [16:58.04]Yeah, the red panty, green-eyed connection. 紅色內(nèi)褲和綠眼的默契 [17:01.84]Fuck. 媽的，我想我戀愛了 [17:02.100]l think l'm in love. [17:07.88]As I waIked off my Big dinner, I reaIized I'd gone from pretending... 我明白我已從假裝不討厭鄉(xiāng)下 [17:12.48]I didn't hate being in the country... [17:14.24]to pretending I didn't hate Iistening to Big's WiIIow taIk. 轉(zhuǎn)而假裝我不討厭 聽大人物談薇洛的事 [17:18.60]I may have been back in the city, but now I was reaIIy suffer'n. 或許我回到了城里 但現(xiàn)在我真的在受苦 [17:29.24]One thing was cIear. I had to get back to the country. 有一件事很清楚 我必須回到鄉(xiāng)下 [17:33.72]But this time, I wouIdn't reIy on the country to provide the entertainment. 但我不打算靠它提供娛樂 [17:38.68]I wouId take the entertainment with me. 我決定自己帶，也就是… [17:38.20]Otherwise known as Samantha. 莎曼珊 [17:41.64]-What's next, Samantha? -You've got to be kidding me. -下一步是什么，莎曼珊? -你一定是在說笑吧 [17:45.28]Come on. -我們要烤一個(gè)派 -那是你，我只是在烤而已 [17:46.56]-We're baking a pie here. -You're baking a pie. l'm just baking. [17:51.72]lt's hotter here than it is outside. 這里面比外頭還熱 難道不能開冷氣嗎? [17:53.60]Can't we turn on the air conditioning? [17:53.12]One cup of milk. 一杯牛奶 不能，這里沒有冷氣 [17:57.08]No, we can't. [17:58.60]There is no air conditioner. [18:02.48]Or milk for that matter. -也沒有牛奶 -下一班火車是幾點(diǎn)鐘? [18:04.04]What time's the next train? [18:04.32]No, you can't go. 你不能走 艾登睡覺之后你得娛樂我 [18:08.80]You have to entertain me when Aidan goes to bed in an hour. [18:11.68]You lured me here under false pretenses. 你用藉口把我騙到這里來 [18:11.48]l told you that it was rustic. -我告訴過你這里很樸實(shí) -少開玩笑了，這里真破爛 [18:15.48]Honey, don't kid yourself. lt's a dump. [18:17.84]Aidan worked very hard on this place. 艾登在這房子下了很多功夫 [18:21.76]Did you know that he put that hot water heater in all by himself? 他一個(gè)人裝設(shè)熱水器 憑他的赤手空拳 [18:23.52]With his own bare hands. [18:25.12]Actually, l was wearing gloves at the time... 其實(shí)，當(dāng)時(shí)我有戴手套 不過還是謝了 [18:28.60]but thanks for the shout out. [18:31.88]ls it hot in here or is it just me? -是這屋里熱還是只有我? -不只是你 [18:35.36]lt isn't you. [18:36.36]l'm pre-heating the oven. 我在預(yù)熱烤箱 [18:37.16]lt couldn't be any hotter in here. 這里不可能更熱了 還是有可能? [18:41.12]Or could it? [18:44.52]Who's the farmer with the delts? 那個(gè)有三角肌的農(nóng)夫是誰? [18:50.16]Young McDonald? 小麥唐諾? [18:51.36]Ee-yi-ee-yi-oh! [18:55.16]That's Luke Gilmore. Came out here from the city after the last big market crash. 那是路克吉摩爾 股市崩盤后就來到這里 [18:59.32]He doesn't say much, kinda keeps to himself. 他話不多，人很內(nèi)向 [19:00.40]So, what does he do out here? -他在這里做什么? -從外表看來是伏地挺身 [19:02.68]Pushups, by the look of him. [19:11.64]Oh, no. 你想干嘛，莎曼珊? [19:12.84]What are you up to, Sammy-Jo? [19:13.80]Honey... 如果我們要烤派 就需要一些牛奶才行 [19:16.40]if we're gonna bake us a pie... [19:16.100]we're gonna need us some milk. [19:28.04]Anybody home? 有人在家嗎? [19:38.88]-You lost? -No. -你迷路了? -不是 [19:40.04]l'm staying next door, and l'm baking a pie from scratch. 我住在隔壁 我正自己動(dòng)手烤派 [19:45.44]And l suddenly realized... 卻發(fā)現(xiàn)牛奶剛用完了 [19:46.60]fresh out of milk. [19:49.100]Help yourself. 請自便 [20:08.32]You from New York City? -你來自紐約? -是的 [20:11.00]Yes. 但等我買得起一個(gè)小農(nóng)場 就不再是了 [20:13.20]But only until l can afford a little farm all my own. [20:20.92]Ever milk a cow before? 以前擠過牛奶嗎? [20:22.52]No. [20:26.48]But something tells me l'd be very good at it. 不過某個(gè)東西告訴我 我會(huì)做得很好 [20:35.56]Squeeze off the milk with your thumb and forefinger. 用拇指和食指擠出牛奶 [20:37.84]Then roll down into a fist. 然后往下轉(zhuǎn)，握成拳狀 先擠再轉(zhuǎn) [20:41.48]Squeeze and roll. [20:42.88]先擠再轉(zhuǎn) [20:46.76]Squeeze and roll. 先擠再轉(zhuǎn)，我想我學(xué)會(huì)了 [20:48.24]l think l can do that. [20:49.24]Squeeze and roll. 先擠再轉(zhuǎn)，先擠再… [20:53.12]Squeeze.... [20:58.12]l usually get a little warning before that happens. 通常這種事發(fā)生前 我會(huì)得到一點(diǎn)警告 [21:03.00]l guess it just takes practice. 我想只要多練習(xí)就行了 [21:06.24]Anything else around here need milking? 還有其他東西需要擠奶嗎? [21:10.64]WhiIe Samantha worked up an appetite... 當(dāng)莎曼珊開胃時(shí) [21:14.00]Trey, are you up here? 崔，你在哪里? [21:16.48]...CharIotte's eggs were ready. 夏綠蒂的卵也準(zhǔn)備好了 [21:16.88]-ln the bath. -lt's time. -我在洗澡 -時(shí)間到了，我要排卵了 [21:18.48]l'm ovulating. 快從浴缸出來 立刻上床跟我做愛 [21:20.84]So, get out of the tub, get into this bed, and make love to me, right now! [21:27.64]Charlotte, l was just telling Trey... 我正跟崔說你常常讓我想起 在你這年紀(jì)時(shí)的我 [21:29.80]how much you remind me of myself at your age. [21:36.76]There you are. 原來你在這里 你在這里做什么? [21:40.28]-What are you doing in here? -What were you doing up there? -你們剛才在浴室做什么? -什么意思? [21:43.04]Up where? What do you mean? [21:44.00]What do l mean? Your mother was watching you bathe. 你媽在看你洗澡 [21:47.40]She was not. We were having a conversation while l was in the bath. 她不是在看我 我們在我洗澡時(shí)聊天 [21:51.96]l don't know how you were brought up. 我不知道你是怎么被帶大的 [21:54.08]But that is not acceptable parent-child bath-time behavior past the age of 5! 但過了五歲之后 陪同洗澡就是不可接受的行為 [21:58.96]Even 4 in some cases. [21:60.72]lf you think that l'm bringing a child into that... 要是你以為我會(huì)那樣教養(yǎng)小孩 或我是那種母親，最好再想想 [22:01.84]that l will be that kind of mother, then you better think again. [22:06.08]She may have raised you like that, but l am not your mother. 她那樣把你帶大 但我可不是你的母親 [22:12.56]l was raised by a woman... 我是被一個(gè)叫伊娃奈爾的 女人帶大的，她是我的保姆 [22:12.92]named Eva Neal. [22:15.96]She was my nanny. [22:16.24]我沒什么和母親相處的印象 [22:18.00]l don't remember ever seeing my mother... [22:22.36]ever, except after her tennis lesson and before the cocktail hour... 除了她上完網(wǎng)球課 以及雞尾酒時(shí)間前 [22:25.96]when she would draw me a bath and tell me how she'd spent her day. 她會(huì)替我洗澡 然后告訴我她一天的生活 [22:29.72]So, l know, l have always known... 所以我知道，我一直知道 [22:31.96]that you could never ever be that kind of mother. 你絕對不會(huì)變成那種母親 [22:36.72]That's my ovaries. l'm ovulating. -是卵巢提示鈴，我正在排卵 -我們最好趕快開工 [22:42.56]We'd better get to work. [22:42.68]Okay, but l have to get in the right position. 我得采取正確的姿勢 等等，我必須把腿抬高 [22:44.24]Wait, stop, not like that. l have to get my legs up. [22:47.92]WhiIe trying to make a baby... 當(dāng)夏綠蒂和崔努力制造寶寶時(shí) 他們也毀了邦妮的 [22:51.72]CharIotte and Trey accidentaIIy destroyed Bunny's... [22:53.80]and Waxie Hanahan's ChocoIate Oncidium... 而薇絲漢納罕的巧克力文心蘭 則再次奪冠 [22:55.60]won first prize for the second year in a row. [22:59.08]Back in New York... 在紐約，迎接病人史蒂夫的是 耐心的米蘭達(dá) [23:01.28]the patient, Steve, was greeted by a patient Miranda. [23:12.60]You're up. 你醒了，你還好嗎? [23:13.16]How are you? [23:17.64]On drugs. 麻藥還沒退 [23:19.56]-How long you been here? -Not long. -你來多久了 -沒多久…一會(huì)兒了 [23:23.60]A while. 手術(shù)順利嗎? [23:26.44]ls that okay? [23:28.40]l.... -我跟醫(yī)生談過 -他怎么說? [23:29.40]l talked to the doctor. [23:33.08]Yeah, how's he? 他說下面一切看來 都蠻不錯(cuò)的 [23:34.24]He said everything looked pretty good down there. [23:38.16]l told him, frankly, l'd seen better. 我告訴他我看過更好的 [23:42.40]Sorry. -抱歉 -會(huì)客時(shí)間結(jié)束 [23:43.80]Visiting hours are over. You're going to have to leave now. [23:45.52]-現(xiàn)在你必須離開 -對不起，我不這么認(rèn)為 [23:46.32]No, l'm sorry, l don't think so. [23:49.96]-Are you a family member? -l'm his in-case-of-emergency person. -你是他的家人嗎? -我是他的“緊急連絡(luò)人” [23:52.48]lt's okay, Miranda, if you wanna go-- 如果你想走沒關(guān)系 [23:55.56]Shut up or l'll give you a sponge bath. 閉嘴，要不然我就幫你擦澡 [23:56.52]Twenty minutes. 只有二十分鐘 [23:59.00]Drink your juice. 喝點(diǎn)果汁 [24:08.16]MeanwhiIe, on his farm, Young McDonaId had Samantha. 同時(shí)，在他的農(nóng)場里 小麥唐諾和莎曼珊一拍即合 [24:22.28]That was good. 感覺真好 [24:23.28]You're a man of few words, but they're all the right ones. 你話雖少，但卻字字珠璣 [24:27.72]What are you doing next weekend? 你下禮拜周末要做什么? [24:32.12]Look! 你看，我做好派皮了 [24:35.60]l made crust! 現(xiàn)在我們只要放進(jìn)蘋果 它就是派了 [24:37.20]Now all we have to do is put apples in and it's pie. [24:41.28]-Look at that. -No, you don't understand. -還真了不起 -你不明白 [24:43.24]The only thing that l have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. 我在廚房唯一制造過的東西 [24:48.04]And several little fires. Come on, you feel like peeling some apples? 就是混亂和幾場火災(zāi) 你想削幾顆蘋果嗎? [24:51.28]-l feel like taking a shower. -Now? -我想去淋浴 -現(xiàn)在? [24:54.80]No! 你整天都在外面忙 我一直被關(guān)在這屋里 [24:56.20]You've been outside all day, and l've been cooped up in here. [24:60.16]Look, we'll do it together. lt'll be fun, all right? 我們一起做吧，很好玩的 [25:04.64]-lt's a squirrel! -God damn it! -啊!天…媽的 -松鼠來的 [25:08.68]-God! -Are you okay? -你還好吧? -不，我不好 [25:10.40]No, l am not okay! [25:11.96]l burned my legs! 我燙到我的腿了 [25:14.28]And l.... [25:16.84]God! [25:20.64]l hate that squirrel! l hate this oven! 我討厭那只松鼠 我討厭這烤箱 [25:23.72]l hate... 我討厭…這里 [25:23.88]this! 房子，你討厭這房子 [25:25.80]-House, just say it, you hate the house. -l hate the house. [25:29.76]Thank you. -我討厭這房子 -謝謝 [25:31.48]l'm sorry, l just.... 對不起，我只是… [25:34.84]l don't belong here. l don't know where anything goes... 我不屬于這里 我不知道每個(gè)開關(guān)是什么 [25:39.44]and l burned my legs. 而且我還燙到腿，真的很痛 [25:41.48]-lt really hurts. -Come here. [25:44.36]Jump up here. Come on. 坐上來 [25:48.44]Where is it? Oh, there it is. 在這里 [25:58.68]ls that better? 這樣好一點(diǎn)了嗎? [26:04.24]l'm sorry. 我很抱歉 [26:09.44]l don't hate the house. 我不討厭這房子，我討厭松鼠 [26:10.72]l hate the squirrel. [26:13.92]The squirrel's not so bad. 松鼠沒這么糟糕 [26:16.40]The house, it'll get better. 這房子會(huì)越來越好，你等著看 [26:18.60]You'll see. [26:20.36]Maybe from now on l should come on the weekends. 也許我應(yīng)該只在周末的時(shí)候來 [26:24.92]Yeah, or every other weekend. -或是每隔一星期 -我根本不必來 [26:27.20]-l don't have to come at all. -Okay. [26:40.36]Weekends are good. 周末來還可以 [26:53.16]One sIow train ride and two fast-food appIe pies Iater.... 一趟緩慢的火車 以及兩份速食蘋果派后… [26:59.04]-These are surprisingly delicious. -l know. 這真是出乎意料地美味 [27:00.44]Why would anybody go to the trouble of making one... 可以買到這么完美 又大小一致的派何必自己做? [27:04.88]when you can buy one that's so perfect, and individually sized? [27:08.76]-Wait a minute, hold still, sweetie. -What? 等一下，別動(dòng) [27:13.24]Souvenir? -紀(jì)念品? -我再也不會(huì)離開這個(gè)城市 [27:15.72]-Please, l am never leaving this city again. -Taxi! [27:18.00]Actually, the country's looking pretty good to me right about now. 其實(shí)，我現(xiàn)在覺得 鄉(xiāng)下風(fēng)景挺美的 [27:22.60]Really, so, you'll be back next weekend? -這么說你下周末還會(huì)去? -不會(huì)是下周末 [27:26.24]Not next weekend, no. -不然是什么時(shí)候? -你還要吃那個(gè)派嗎? [27:29.76]So, when are you going back? [27:32.44]You gonna finish that pie? [27:35.60]In the end, of course, Aidan and I compromised. 最后，艾登和我各退一步 [27:38.72]He spent money on air conditioning. 他花錢裝冷氣 我便在沙佛待久一點(diǎn) [27:41.16]And I spent enough time in Suffern to reaIize... [27:44.84]that city girIs are just country girIs... 發(fā)現(xiàn)城市女孩 其實(shí)跟鄉(xiāng)村女孩一樣… [27:46.96]with cuter outfits. 只不過外表比較亮麗 [27:49.04]l got a cab! [27:57.08]Subtitles conformed by SOFTlTLER

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