欲望都市第四季 事業(yè)與愛情 Time and Punishment

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:42:50 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:10.56]欲望城市 [00:35.44](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:42.00]“事業(yè)與愛情” [00:48.88]Once Aidan and I were back together... 艾登和我復(fù)合之后 似乎沒什么事情 [00:48.32]it seemed Iike nothing had ever happened to break us apart. [00:52.52]能夠讓我們分開 [00:54.60]Hi, it's me, go ahead. 是我，請留言 [00:56.08]Hey, kid. What's shaking? I'm back in town. 有什么新鮮事?我回到城里了 打電話給我，寶貝 [00:59.88]CaII me, baby. [01:05.72]l'm.... 我沒有… [01:09.72]No. [01:10.92]Yeah. [01:13.88]Yeah. [01:26.52]A IittIe machine with a big message. 傳來大訊息的小答錄機(jī) [01:29.52]-Okay, something happened. -Something bad? -發(fā)生了一件事 -壞事嗎? [01:32.36]Big called while Aidan and l were making love. 我和艾登做愛時 大人物正好打來 [01:35.48]Something bad. 是壞事 [01:37.36]The machine picked up. -答錄機(jī)接了電話 -你們有什么反應(yīng)? [01:37.24]-What did you do? -Nothing. 沒有，我們繼續(xù)做愛 [01:41.12]We just kept making love. [01:41.64]He could keep going after that? 他還有心情做下去? 他真有毅力 [01:44.20]-Honey, he's a keeper. -Never mind him, how'd you do? -別管他，那你呢? -我撐到結(jié)束 [01:46.68]-Fine, l finished. -You did? 你有? [01:50.20]l had to. 我必須這樣，我從入學(xué)測驗后 就沒這么努力過 [01:51.60]And l haven't worked that hard at anything since my SATs. [01:54.24]This is awful. Did you talk about it? 真糟糕，你們談過這件事嗎? [01:55.12]No, we just went to sleep. 沒有，我們倒頭就睡 [01:57.04]And when l woke up, Aidan was on the other side of the bed. 當(dāng)我醒來時 艾登躺在床的另一邊 [02:01.100]Usually he sleeps right next to me. You know, like, right here... 通常他都睡在我身旁 就在這里 [02:05.80]and l just, l get in his little nook. -而我依偎在他的懷抱中 -也許他改變了睡姿 [02:09.76]Maybe he's just sleeping differently. [02:12.16]Maybe, or maybe he'll never forget what happened... 或者他永遠(yuǎn)也忘不了發(fā)生的事 [02:15.04]and every time the phone rings... 每次電話一響 他會以為是大人物想重拾舊情 [02:16.52]he'll think that it's Big calling to start affair number two. [02:20.72]That's a big maybe. -這很有可能 -我本來希望能有個新的開始 [02:20.08]l was just hoping that we could just start fresh... [02:24.40]and now we're gonna have to talk about it. -現(xiàn)在卻得談這件事 -你要解釋大人物的事? [02:27.48]What are you gonna do, sit Aidan down and explain about Big? [02:30.72]Unless Hallmark makes a ''Sorry l Cheated'' card. 除非文具店有賣 “抱歉，我不忠”的卡片 [02:31.32]No one wants to hear about their lover's past lovers. 沒人想聽愛人過往的情史 還是少碰為妙 [02:35.88]What happened was in the past, leave it there. [02:36.32]lt's on my answering machine. l have to talk about it. 他都在我答錄機(jī)里留言了 我非解釋不可 [02:41.60]-Here you go, this is yours. -Thank you. -這是你的餐點 -謝謝 [02:46.96]Can l change the subject? -我可以換個話題嗎? -拜托，我愿意付你一百萬 [02:48.84]l'll pay you a million dollars. [02:52.04]l'm thinking about quitting my job. -我在考慮辭職 -別家畫廊給你更好的待遇? [02:53.80]-Did you get an offer from a better gallery? -No, l mean, stopping working. [02:55.16]不，我是指停止工作 完全不做事 [02:57.80]Altogether. [03:02.84]Really? 真的嗎? [03:03.64]Yeah. 我一直努力兼顧每件事 快把自己逼瘋了 [03:04.92]l've been driving myself crazy lately just trying to get everything done... [03:09.60]-and Trey suggested-- -Trey suggested? -崔建議… -崔建議? [03:12.36]He mentioned that... 他提到也許我可以辭職 [03:15.56]maybe l might quit. [03:15.76]And l mean, really, l have just been driving myself crazy. 我一直忙得不可開交 為了什么?畫廊? [03:19.32]And for what? The gallery? [03:22.92]What has the gallery ever done for me? 畫廊為我做過什么? [03:23.00]-But you love your job. -l know. -可是你愛你的工作 -我知道 [03:26.40]But there's so much more l could do with my life. 但我的人生還可以做更多事 [03:31.08]Like what? -比方說? -很快我便會懷孕 [03:32.48]Soon l'll be pregnant, and that'll be huge. [03:34.48]Plus, l'm redecorating the apartment... 我正在重新裝修房子 我也想學(xué)印度菜 [03:37.16]and l always wanted to take lndian cooking classes... [03:39.80]and sometimes l'll walk by one of those Color Me Mine pottery places... 有時候我經(jīng)過陶藝工坊 [03:44.20]and l'll see a woman having just a lovely afternoon glazing a bowl. 看見一個女人為一個碗上釉 度過愉快的午后時光 [03:49.40]That'd be a nice change. 也許這會是個很好的改變 [03:50.88]And l wanted to volunteer at Trey's hospital. 我還想去崔的醫(yī)院當(dāng)義工 [03:52.36]And help raise money for the new Pediatric AlDS wing. 替小兒科愛滋病房募款 [03:55.92]The cooking and the AlDS stuff is great, but... 烹飪和愛滋病義工都很棒 [03:59.00]Color Me Mine, sweetie.... 至于陶藝工坊… 要是我經(jīng)過看到你在里面 [04:01.68]lf l was walking by and l saw you in there... [04:06.64]l'd just keep on walking. 我會繼續(xù)往前走 [04:07.64]Anyway, that's what l'm thinking. 無論如何，這是我的想法 [04:12.72]You sure you're not just having a bad work week? 你是因為這禮拜 工作太累的關(guān)系嗎? [04:14.72]No, that's not it. 不，不是那原因，我要辭職 我真的想這么做，我要辭職 [04:18.28]l'm quitting, that's what l want to do, yep. [04:19.20]l'm quitting. 離開之前最好考慮清楚 [04:20.48]Well, be damn sure before you get off the Ferris wheel... [04:24.68]because the women waiting to get on are 22, perky, and ruthless. 因為排隊等著接替你的女人 年輕、漂亮而且毫不留情 [04:30.60]You seem to have a lot of opinions today. 你今天似乎有很多意見 [04:34.80]l'm telling you... 我告訴你，忘掉這件事就對了 [04:35.88]just forget it ever happened. [04:41.16]Later that day, I got to thinking about reIationships... 之后，我思考感情 和局部腦葉切除術(shù) [04:47.52]and partiaI Iobotomies. [04:48.32]Two seemingIy different ideas that might be perfect together... 兩個表面上不同的概念 卻可能是完美組合 [04:51.72]Iike chocoIate and peanut butter. 就像巧克力和花生醬 [04:54.40]Think how much easier it wouId aII be if there was some swift surgicaI procedure... 想想事情會變得多么簡單 若有某種外科手術(shù) [04:58.64]to whisk away aII the ugIy memories and mistakes... 能輕易抹去 所有可怕的記憶和錯誤 [05:02.04]and Ieave onIy the fun trips and speciaI hoIidays. 只留下美好的旅行 和特別的節(jié)日 [05:06.72]But untiI that day arrives, what to do? 但在那天來臨前該怎么辦? [05:07.00]ReIy on the same oId needIepoint phiIosophy of ''forgive and forget''? 信仰不念舊惡的古老哲學(xué)? [05:12.88]And even if a coupIe can manage the forgiveness... 即使情侶間能做到寬恕 [05:15.92]has any ever reaIIy conquered the forgetness? 真的有人能完全忘懷嗎? [05:18.44]Can you ever reaIIy forgive, if you can't forget? 如果你無法忘記 那么你真的能夠原諒嗎? [05:25.56]To Samantha Jones, some things were unforgivabIe. 對莎曼珊瓊斯來說 有些事情是不可原諒的 [05:30.08]And taking someone eIse's cab was right at the top of her Iist. 搶搭別人的計程車 更是名列前茅 [05:36.60]-l was here first! -Sorry! -是我先攔的 -抱歉 [05:47.56]l don't think so. Get out! -我可不這么想，下車 -我才不要 [05:52.76]l'm not getting out. [05:53.92]West 1 2th and 9th Avenue, please. 西區(qū)十二街和第九大道 希望你旅途愉快 [05:55.60]l hope you enjoy the ride. [05:58.08]He did. 他的確很享受 [06:08.04]And in a far Iess friendIy bed uptown... 而在上城一張不甚友善的床上 [06:11.44]I was even farther from the nook. 我離他的懷抱更遠(yuǎn)了 [06:16.76]Yet, I stiII wasn't sure, maybe I was overreacting. 我還是不確定 也許是我反應(yīng)過度 [06:23.96]8:10? l gotta get to the gym. -八點十分了，我得去健身房 -你不必現(xiàn)在就去 [06:26.04]You don't have to go to the gym right now. [06:29.80]-Do you want me to get all soft again? -l liked you all soft. -你希望我又變得渾身松弛? -我喜歡你渾身松弛 [06:31.20]l didn't. 我不喜歡 [06:38.28]Give me a good morning kiss. 給我一個早安之吻 [06:40.52]You might want to brush your teeth first. 你先去刷牙再說 [06:45.08]WeII, that settIed it. He wasn't forgiving or forgetting. 原來如此 他不打算原諒而且懷恨在心 [06:49.16]And speaking of not forgetting.... 說到懷恨在心… [06:55.64]Hello? -昨天你在咖啡店真自以為是 -你說什么? [06:57.04]You were so judgmental at the coffee shop yesterday. [06:59.84]-Excuse me? -You think l'm one of those women. -你認(rèn)為我跟那些女人一樣 -哪些女人? [07:04.12]What? One of what women? [07:06.40]One of those women we hate who just works untiI she gets married. 那些我們很討厭 結(jié)了婚就不工作的女人 [07:07.36]Charlotte, it's 8:15. -現(xiàn)在才八點十五分 -這算什么回答 [07:12.68]That's not a response. [07:13.64]lt's an 8:15-in-the-morning response. 這是早上八點十五分的回答 [07:16.80]The women's movement is supposed to be about choice. 婦女運(yùn)動應(yīng)該和選擇有關(guān) [07:21.20]And if l choose to quit my job, that is my choice. 若我決定辭職，那是我的選擇 [07:22.96]''The women's movement''? Jesus Christ, l haven't even had coffee yet. 婦女運(yùn)動? 我連咖啡都還沒喝呢 [07:28.64]lt's my life and my choice. 這是我的人生和選擇 [07:29.24]Okay, Charlotte? 夏綠蒂，這與我無關(guān) 這是你的事 [07:30.32]This isn't about me, this is your stuff. [07:33.60]Admit it! You were being very judgmental. 承認(rèn)吧，你很自以為是 [07:37.60]l'm dripping all over my bathroom and you're calling me judgmental. 我的頭發(fā)正在滴水 而你卻說我自以為是 [07:39.08]lf you have a problem with quitting your job... 如果你下不了決心辭職 去和你丈夫討論 [07:43.08]maybe you should take it up with your husband. [07:46.96]See, there it is, ''your husband.'' 看到?jīng)]?“你丈夫” [07:48.52]There's nothing wrong with having a husband! 有丈夫沒什么不對 [07:49.12]Charlotte, l'm hanging up. 我要掛了 [07:52.32]Don't you dare hang up! And stop saying Charlotte like that. 你敢? 別用那種語氣說“夏綠蒂” [07:57.76]l am quitting my job to make my life better... 我辭職是為了有更美好的人生 [07:60.68]and do something worthwhile like have a baby and cure AlDS. 以及做一些有意義的事 譬如生孩子和治療愛滋病 [08:04.56]Oh! You're gonna cure AlDS? 你要治療愛滋病?真為你高興 [08:06.24]Good for you. Just don't be too disappointed... [08:09.52]if all you wind up with is a pretty ceramic mug... 但若最后你只得到一個 寫著崔名字的杯子可別太失望 [08:13.80]with Trey's name on it. [08:13.96]-Take that back! -I'm hanging up. -收回那句話，你敢掛斷! -我要掛掉了 [08:17.28]Don't hang up! l'm interviewing girls to replace me... 我要面試接替我職位的人 我需要你支持我的決定 [08:19.12]and I reaIIy need you to get behind my choice. [08:22.56]-You get behind your choice. -l am behind my choice. -你自己支持就行了 -我是支持我的決定沒錯 [08:24.20]l choose my choice. -選擇權(quán)在我 -我沒時間聽你說這些 [08:25.28]l don't have time for this. l have to go to work. [08:30.48]Some of us stiII have to go to work. 我要去上班 我們有些人還是要工作 [08:32.36]l choose my choice! 選擇權(quán)在我… [08:39.52]Fuck! 媽的，天啊 [08:43.12]Jesus! 當(dāng)處于敵對情況 [08:42.60]When in a hostiIe situation... [08:45.16]some women, Iike CharIotte, confront it head-on... 有些女人，像夏綠蒂 會抬頭挺胸地正面沖突 [08:50.56]whiIe others.... 有些則… [08:54.52]Fresh juice? 喝杯新鮮果汁? [08:55.00]-Where'd you get that? -l ran down to the Korean. -哪兒來的? -我跑到樓下買的 [08:60.92]Dressed like that? -穿這樣去? -引起一陣不小的騷動 [09:01.16]lt caused quite the stir. [09:06.28]Will you help me patch up, buddy? 老兄，幫我貼戒煙貼片好嗎? [09:09.76]l got a big tense meeting with my editor in about an hour. 再過一小時 我要和編輯開個重大會議 [09:14.20]lt feels like a two-patch day. 今天得貼兩片才行 [09:18.60]You notice how much better l'm doing this time? 有沒有注意到 這次我進(jìn)步了很多?非常坦白 [09:21.36]No cheating. [09:23.36]l think l finally kicked that bad habit. 我想我終于改掉壞習(xí)慣了 [09:28.32]Now l'm practically perfect, don't you think? 現(xiàn)在的我可說是完美 你不覺得嗎? [09:36.08]That kinda hurt. 很痛，干嘛這么用力? [09:38.88]What was that? [09:38.88]l was just making sure it was on good and tight. 只是確定它粘得夠牢 [09:51.12]-Are you mad at me or something? -Why would l be mad at you? -你在生我的氣嗎? -我為什么要生你的氣? [09:55.24]Excuse me. 借過 [10:03.92]About the other night.... -關(guān)于那天晚上的事 -搞什么… [10:05.80]What the fuck? [10:08.52]This goddamn milk is bad. 這該死的牛奶壞掉了 你就讓它放在冰箱? [10:09.88]You just fucking let it sit in there? [10:17.92]Look, it's not you. l'm just a little pissed off because of work. 不是你的問題 我只是因為工作而有點心煩 [10:22.20]l got to strip these pieces, the chemicals are toxic... 我整個禮拜都得用 有毒的化學(xué)物質(zhì)拆卸零件 [10:24.92]-l can't get anybody to watch Pete. -l'll watch Pete. -沒人照顧皮特 -我會照顧皮特 [10:28.20]Come on, dog walking is not your favorite thing to do. 你根本不喜歡溜狗，凱莉 [10:37.24]You love Pete, l love Pete. 你愛皮特，所以我也愛皮特 我就是這種女朋友 [10:39.48]That's just the kind of girlfriend l am. [10:48.28]How 'bout l take my tall drink of water out to dinner tonight? 今晚我?guī)氵@大個子 一起出去吃飯如何? [10:52.44]Someplace super nice... 找間有供應(yīng)新鮮牛奶 很棒的餐廳 [10:54.84]where the milk is fresh. [10:55.68]l was gonna hook up with some of my buddies over at Steve's bar. 我和幾個朋友 約在史蒂夫的酒吧 [10:59.76]ls it a night with the guys, or can girlfriends crash? 這是純屬男人的夜晚 還是女友可以跟的聚會? [11:03.76]You can come, don't come... 你可以來，也可以不來 隨便你，你高興就好 [11:05.72]whatever, do what you like. [11:09.32]No, you go have fun with the guys. 你和朋友玩得開心一點 [11:15.52]-Hello? -My neck is out. 我的脖子扭到了，剛才夏綠蒂 打電話來，我正在擦干頭發(fā) [11:18.80]Charlotte called and l was drying my hair... [11:21.84]my whole body is fucked up because of the marathon. 我全身動彈不得 因為剛跑完馬拉松 [11:24.32]l'm sorry, can l do something? -我很遺憾，我?guī)偷蒙厦? -我不知道 [11:27.40]l don't know. lt hurts to even hold the phone. 連夾著電話都很痛 [11:30.20]Come over. 快過來 [11:31.12]-Okay, l have a-- -Thanks! -我有… -謝了 [11:35.08]Fuck! [11:38.76]Shit. 米蘭達(dá)的脖子扭到了 [11:39.24]Miranda's neck is out. She can't move and l'm just.... [11:43.20]l'm worried that it's too late for me to cancel my meeting. 我擔(dān)心現(xiàn)在要取消會議 恐怕太晚了 [11:46.48]l'll go check on Miranda for you. 我?guī)湍闳ヌ酵滋m達(dá) [11:50.96]-You would? -Sure. -你愿意? -當(dāng)然 [11:51.16]Thank you. 謝謝你 [11:55.68]You are a great, great boyfriend. You know that? 你是個很棒的男朋友 你知道嗎? [12:01.80]l mean it, you're the best. 我說真的，你是最好的 [12:09.40]Where are the keys? 鑰匙在哪里? [12:11.56]Twenty minutes Iater... 二十分鐘后 米蘭達(dá)脖子的傷勢更為嚴(yán)重 [12:11.68]Miranda's neck had gone from bad to worse. [12:18.32]Carrie? [12:20.40]-凱莉? -我是艾登，凱莉派我來 [12:23.96]No, it's Aidan, Carrie sent me. [12:25.76]No! 不，別進(jìn)來，我沒穿衣服 [12:29.76]No, don't come in, l'm naked! [12:32.24]What? Jesus. 什么?天啊 [12:36.12]My neck pulled again and this is the only way l felt comfortable. 我的脖子又扭到了 這是我唯一覺得舒服的姿勢 [12:40.60]l'll get up. 我自己起來 [12:44.96]-Okay, don't get up, l'm coming in. -No, don't come in, l'm fine! -別起來，我進(jìn)去好了 -不要，別進(jìn)來，我沒事 [12:50.24]-l can't get up. -Okay, l'm coming in. -我起不來 -好，我進(jìn)去了 [12:55.20]Oh, God. [12:56.40]l am mortified. -我覺得好丟臉 -放輕松，我目光移開了 [12:60.88]Just relax, darling, l'm looking the other way. [13:02.56]l'm going to lift you up. -我抱你起來 -你會一覽無遺 [13:05.84]-No, you'll see everything. -Nothing l haven't seen before, okay. [13:06.40]我什么都看過 [13:08.88]Nice smell, that's the April Fresh stuff, right? 好香，是四月清新系列嗎? [13:11.60]Yeah. [13:13.76]All right. You ready to be lifted? 你準(zhǔn)備好起身了嗎?要開始了 [13:18.04]-Okay. -Okay, here we go. [13:24.04]All right, put your.... 好，把你的手放在…對了 [13:25.00]There you go. 好 [13:27.88]All right. [13:28.68]Let's get you up now, on three. 我們起來吧 數(shù)到三，一、二、三 [13:29.00]One, two, three. [13:32.96]-Okay, how you doing? -l'm fine. -你還好嗎? -我沒事 [13:42.24]Snug as a bug in a rug. 好，舒適地躺著吧 [13:42.08]Samantha was right. 莎曼珊說得對 [13:45.20]It seemed every aspiring ''gaIIerina'' in New York... 紐約每個有抱負(fù)的畫廊經(jīng)紀(jì)人 都想得到夏綠蒂的工作 [13:49.80]wanted CharIotte's job. [13:51.36]She was determined to find the perfect repIacement. 她決心找一位完美的接替人選 [13:54.92]Someone bright, someone smart... 一個開朗、聰明 像夏綠蒂的人 [13:56.60]someone Iike CharIotte. [14:01.72]''B.A. in Art History, minor in Finance.'' 主修藝術(shù)史，副修財政學(xué) 跟我一樣 [14:04.20]Same as me. [14:06.64]''Career objectives: To own my own gallery.'' “生涯目標(biāo) 擁有自己的畫廊” [14:09.36]Oh, my God, that is amazing. 真是令人驚奇 我第一份履歷表也這么寫 [14:12.84]l think l had the same objective on my first résumé. [14:16.40]Did you ever own one? -你有達(dá)到目標(biāo)嗎? -沒有 [14:16.80]No. [14:20.96]l found l loved it here so much, that it felt like my gallery. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我太喜歡這里 感覺就像是自己的畫廊 [14:23.44]You've done an amazing job. 你的工作表現(xiàn)很杰出 這是我最愛的地方 [14:26.52]lt's my favorite space. [14:30.60]l probably shouldn't tell you this with a line of people out there, but... 外面這么多人排隊等著面試 我不該告訴你的，但你錄取了 [14:34.48]you're hired. 是嗎? [14:37.36]l am? 謝謝你… [14:39.36]Thank you, thank you! [14:43.92]So, do you have any questions? -你有任何問題嗎? -只有一個 [14:43.04]Just one. [14:46.72]Why are you leaving this fantastic job? 為何你要放棄這么棒的工作? [14:49.72]l'm married, and we're planning on a baby. 我結(jié)了婚 而且我們計劃要生個孩子 [14:56.48]Also... 再說，我是連諾克斯山 兒童愛滋基金會的董事 [14:57.28]l'm on the board of the Lenox Hill Pediatric AlDS Foundation. [15:03.64]CharIotte heard herseIf Iie. 夏綠蒂聽見自己撒謊 [15:06.20]She just couIdn't bring herseIf to teII the girI... 她無法鼓起勇氣說出 她履歷表的新目標(biāo)將是… [15:08.68]that her new résumé objective wouId read.: [15:09.68]Wife, mother, and part-time bowI gIazer. “妻子、母親 以及兼職陶碗上釉者” [15:15.52]That night, I decided to interrupt Guys' Night... 當(dāng)晚，我決定突訪男人之夜 [15:18.52]to give Aidan a quick thank-you-for-heIping-Miranda kiss. 很快給艾登一個 “謝謝你幫忙米蘭達(dá)”之吻 [15:31.08]You're my hero. -你是我的英雄 -什么事? [15:34.84]What's new, pussycat? [15:34.96]Not only are you great to me... 你不只對我好 [15:39.44]but you're great to my friends as well. 你對我的朋友也很好 [15:44.76]Who's a better boyfriend than you? 有誰比你這個男朋友更棒? [15:46.56]l'm back. Where were we? -我回來了，剛才玩到哪里? -我正要挑戰(zhàn)三顆花生 [15:51.52]-l was up to three peanuts. -You think you're such hot stuff? [15:51.52]你以為自己很了不起? [15:54.20]-Yeah! -Peanuts? 花生? [15:56.32]Yeah, Shayna here is teaching me how to play jacks... 席娜教我用花生玩拋接游戲 我挑戰(zhàn)到三顆了 [15:57.88]with the peanuts. l'm at three-sies. [16:03.64]Hi, l'm Carrie. 你好，我是凱莉 [16:07.32]Carrie. 凱莉 [16:09.80]-Hi. -l'm sorry. That's Shayna. 抱歉，她是席娜 [16:13.32]-Hi. -Can l get you a drink? -你想喝點什么? -不用了，謝謝，我等下就走 [16:13.28]No thanks, l'm not staying. [16:16.36]l don't want to interrupt the night with the guys. 我不想打擾你和朋友的聚會 [16:20.04]So, where are the guys? 他們?nèi)四? [16:23.04]Man, the guys blew me off at the last minute. 他們臨時放我鴿子 所以我來找史蒂夫聊天 [16:25.12]So, l came down here to hang out with my buddy, Steve. [16:31.08]And Steve.... 那史蒂夫…不好意思… [16:32.56]l'm sorry, where's Steve? [16:35.60]史蒂夫呢? [16:36.36]lt's kinda slow, so Steve went to get a burrito. 他去買墨西哥卷餅了 席娜和我正在找大麻 [16:40.12]Shayna and l are looking out for the joint. [16:43.16]All right, l'm up. 好，該我了，兩顆 [16:43.40]-Two-sies. -Two-sies! -兩顆 -小心 [16:45.52]Look out. [16:48.16]-That was good. -That was very good. -很厲害 -非常厲害 [16:53.44]So, Miranda says that you were amazing. 米蘭達(dá)說你很體貼 [16:56.92]He helped my girlfriend today. He took her to the chiropractor. 他幫了我朋友的忙 帶她去看脊椎科醫(yī)生 [16:60.40]-We got us a nice guy, here. -Shucks, ma'am. -真是個好人 -才怪 [17:05.20]So, how was Miranda? 米蘭達(dá)情況怎么樣? [17:08.48]No work or running for a week. 一個星期不能工作或跑步 她得戴頸圈 [17:11.96]And she has to wear one of those foam collars. [17:14.32]-What do you call four? -Four-sies. -四個怎么說? -四顆 [17:16.12]Four-sies! 四顆 [17:19.52]Okay, well, l'm gonna go. 我要走了 [17:21.16]-What, yeah? -Yeah. [17:26.48]Can you excuse us for a second? -你可以回避一下嗎? -當(dāng)然 [17:26.16]Sure. [17:31.04]-What is going on? -What's up? -這是怎么回事? -什么事? [17:32.60]You tell me. 你告訴我 [17:37.28]Okay... [17:40.20]you do your thing. 你慢慢玩 [17:43.28]Listen, l don't have to work tomorrow... 我明天不用工作 [17:45.08]so, come on over if you want. -如果你愿意可以過來 -我會去的 [17:45.64]l'll come over. [17:48.72]Good luck with four-sies. 祝你挑戰(zhàn)四顆成功 [17:51.40]lt was nice to meet you, Shayna. 很高興認(rèn)識你，席娜 [17:55.72]Yeah. [17:56.36]l'll see you later. 再見 [17:59.04]-Let's go. -Okay. 來吧 [18:03.52]Watch and learn, young buck. 看好了，學(xué)著點，小伙子 [18:14.28]But Aidan never showed up. 但是艾登沒有來 [18:19.12]And at about 3.:00 a.m., it became very cIear... 大約三點時，事情變得很明顯 [18:22.80]that I was being punished for my big mistake. 我因為犯了大錯而受懲罰 [18:45.76]That cowl neck look is on the way out. You heard it here first. 那種頸圈快要過時了 [18:51.76]How are you, sweetie? -親愛的，你好嗎? -我像象人一樣坐著睡覺 [18:54.64]l had to sleep sitting up like the Elephant Man. [18:58.60]l brought you bagels to cheer you up. -我?guī)Я素惞麃韼湍愦驓?-你真好 [18:60.72]That's so nice of you. [19:05.56]Aidan never came over last night. 昨晚艾登沒有來 他說他會來，但是他沒來 [19:10.24]He said he would, but he didn't. And l called him this morning. [19:13.64]He said he thought that ''come over'' meant today... 他說他以為 我指的是今天而非昨晚 [19:17.48]not last night. [19:17.88]You know what? This is bullshit. -真是荒謬 -我也這么想 [19:19.36]-Yeah, that's what l think. -No, you! 不，你才荒謬 [19:23.48]You are bullshit! [19:24.96]You and your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels. 你所謂幫我打氣的貝果 只是個誘餌好讓你談艾登的事 [19:26.64]They're just a decoy so you could talk about Aidan. [19:30.80]You didn't even bring cream cheese. -你連奶油乳酪都沒帶 -我買了很好吃的貝果 [19:34.12]l got the good bagels. 你派男友來就已經(jīng)夠惡劣了 現(xiàn)在還隨便拿貝果打發(fā)我 [19:34.28]lt's bad enough you send your boyfriend to help me... [19:37.68]but now, the bullshit bagels! [19:41.68]Are you saying you don't want one? 你不想吃嗎? [19:43.32]lf you fell or something... 如果你跌倒或受傷 我絕對不會派男友來幫你 [19:43.84]l would never send my boyfriend to help you... [19:47.32]and yes, l know, l don't have a boyfriend. 對，我知道，我沒有男友 [19:51.28]What's the problem? 有什么問題? 艾登在緊要關(guān)頭比我有用 [19:50.88]Aidan's better in a crisis than l am. [19:54.56]l can't even remember your cream cheese. 我連奶油乳酪都記不住 [19:58.28]He saw me naked. 他看見我的裸體，你男友看見 我裸體躺在廁所地板上 [19:58.96]Your boyfriend saw me naked on the floor, lying on a bathmat! [20:04.44]Did he tell you that? -他有告訴你嗎? -沒有，他是個紳士 [20:04.44]-No, he's a gentleman. -He did! [20:06.20]他真的看到了 [20:10.40]All right, l get it, l'm sorry. 我懂了，對不起 [20:13.60]l will never send a boyfriend to do my job again. 我再也不會派男友代替我 [20:18.12]Okay. [20:20.04]Do you want toasted? 你要烤嗎? [20:23.80]Okay. [20:26.40]lf... 如果我還算是有男友的話 [20:28.20]l still even have a boyfriend. [20:31.88]l think he's having an affair with a waitress at Scout. 他和“史考特”的女侍有一腿 [20:34.16]Just because you cheated on him does not mean he would cheat on you. 你對他不忠 并不表示他也會這么對你 [20:38.84]-l'm gonna burn your bagel. -Don't. -我要把你的貝果烤焦 -不要 [20:40.48]lf he hasn't, it's just a matter of time. -那只是時間早晚的問題 -他沒有出軌 [20:43.96]He's not having an affair. Aidan isn't like that. He's a good guy. [20:43.96]他不是那種人，艾登是個好人 [20:47.28]Yeah, he's the good guy and l'm the bad guy. 他是好人而我是壞人 [20:51.12]And the bad guy just has to take it, right? 壞人就得忍氣吞聲，對吧? [20:52.24]l mean... [20:53.44]you should've seen the way he was acting in front of me. 你該看看他在我面前的樣子 他在折磨我 [20:58.80]He's torturing me for what l did to him. [20:58.36]And l deserve it. 而我活該 [21:04.44]l deserve it, right? -是我活該，對嗎? -我想聳肩，可是會痛 [21:06.04]l'd shrug, but it hurts. [21:09.64]Got any jelly? 有果醬嗎? [21:13.60]l wish l knew the name of that cab driver. l'd send him a bottle of wine or something. 但愿我知道那計程車司機(jī)大名 我要送他一瓶酒 [21:18.48]That was really great. 真是太棒了 [21:18.96]You're a wild man. 你是個狂野的男人 [21:22.96]Yeah, speaking of wild... 說到狂野，下面真是雜草叢生 [21:24.16]it's getting a little too wild down there, might be time for a wax. [21:27.32]也許你該去除毛了 [21:31.28]See you soon. 再見 [21:36.16]lt's my week between waxes. l have three errant hairs... 我下禮拜才要除毛 這混蛋居然當(dāng)我是叢林女王 [21:38.36]and the asshole thinks l'm George of the Jungle. [21:39.24]-Horrifying. -You should see the bush on him. 太可怕了 [21:42.84]l need a weed whacker just to find his dick. 你該看看他那堆雜草 我要除草機(jī)才找到他的命根子 [21:45.44]Could you please keep it down? We're on the Upper East Side. 請你小聲一點 這里是上東城區(qū) [21:48.68]Men. We have to run to ''Helga the hot waxer'' every other week, but them? 我們每兩周就得向除毛師 報到一次，但他們呢? [21:54.16]How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge... 如果我們叫他們修剪樹籬 他們作何感想? [21:57.72]-trim their trunk? -Plant their bulbs? 或栽種球莖? 我們在討論園藝嗎? [21:58.100]-We are talking about gardening, right? -Don't get me started on his back hair. [22:02.20]-別逼我抱怨他背后的毛發(fā) -等等，皮特要拉了 [22:02.32]Okay, please, wait a second, Pete has to go. [22:05.60]This is lovely. 真可愛 你干嘛要帶這只狗散步? [22:08.16]Why are you even walking this mongrel? [22:12.56]Because l'm proving to my boyfriend that l am trustworthy and loving. 我要向我男友證明 我值得信賴、親切和體貼 [22:14.72]And kindly, do not take your anger out on Pete. 別把氣出在皮特身上 [22:18.64]So, watching his dog take a dump... 看管他的狗拉屎 就能使大人物那段記憶消逝? [22:20.52]is going to make the memory of Big fade away? [22:22.36]-lt couldn't hurt. -Come on. -反正無妨 -拜托，狗、女侍的事 [22:23.40]The dog, the waitress. [22:25.96]l don't know that anything happened with the waitress. 我不曉得他和女侍之間 有沒有發(fā)生什么 [22:28.16]How much longer are you gonna punish yourself? -你要懲罰自己多久? -直到我重回他的懷抱 [22:31.92]Until l'm back in the nook. [22:33.12]You may never get back in the nook. -你可能永遠(yuǎn)回不去了 -別這么說 [22:36.72]Don't say that. [22:39.80]l know it's true, but don't say it. 我知道是事實，但不要說出口 [22:40.08]l'm not a dog expert, but is that normal? 我不是狗專家，但那樣正常嗎 [22:46.56]No! He's got the runs. 不，它拉肚子了 [22:47.24]-Poor Pete. -Poor me. -可憐的皮特 -我才可憐 [22:52.52]Oh, God! [22:53.08]He must be sick or something. 它一定是生病了 [22:56.68]Honey, l love you, but this is not my scene. l'll call you. 我愛你，但我對這檔事沒興趣 我遲些找你 [22:58.96]-You're not gonna just leave me here? -Bye-bye. 你不會丟下我落跑吧? [23:02.72]Pete, no. 親愛的，你還沒拉完 [23:04.44]Don't walk, you're not done, honey. [23:06.60]Pick up after your dog! -幫你的狗撿大便 -它不是我的狗 [23:10.40]He's not my dog! [23:12.48]It was right about then I wondered just how much shit... 我納悶自己究竟還愿意 為我的錯誤忍受多少窩囊氣 [23:17.96]was I wiIIing to put up with for my mistake? [23:22.92]Poor Pete's poo-poo pIatter continued for so many bIocks... 皮特持續(xù)狂瀉了好多條街 [23:26.20]I got worried and decided it was time to take him home. 我很擔(dān)心所以帶它回家 [23:31.20]So, l said, ''What?'' [23:34.68]-There's a big giant-- -Here, your dog got sick, l'm leaving. 你的狗生病了，我要走了 計程車 [23:39.44]Taxi! [23:40.40]Will you hold this? 幫我拿一下，凱莉，等等 [23:43.88]Stop! [23:45.88]-What are you doing? -Toxic chemicals? -你這是干什么? -有毒化學(xué)物質(zhì)? [23:50.96]l'm taking a break. 我在休息 [23:50.04]And she just happened to be there with coffee? 她剛好帶著一杯咖啡經(jīng)過? [23:56.72]l diapered your dog! -我跟在你的狗后面把屎把尿 -小聲一點 [23:56.00]Keep your voice down. [23:59.20]What are you doing? -你們在干嘛? -沒有，我們是朋友 [24:00.12]Nothing. [24:02.48]lt's my friend. We're friends. [24:03.16]Why don't you just fuck her? Then we can both be bad. 你何不跟她上床? 這樣我們就一樣壞了 [24:21.96]Nothing happened. 什么都沒發(fā)生 [24:25.04]But l thought about it. 我考慮過你的提議 [24:28.56]Do you want to come in? -你想進(jìn)來嗎? -我太生氣而不想進(jìn)去 [24:28.56]l'm too pissed to come in. [24:34.72]l hate that he calls here. 我討厭他打電話給你 [24:36.40]Nothing's happening... 什么事都沒發(fā)生，也不會發(fā)生 [24:39.20]or will ever happen. [24:40.96]You have to know that, right? 你一定要知道這一點 我絕不會再那樣對你 [24:45.92]l would never do that to you again. [24:48.88]Never. 絕不會 [24:52.88]l don't want you to see him ever again. 我不希望你再和他見面 [24:55.16]l can't do that. 我辦不到 [24:60.84]He's in my life. 他是我生命中的一部分 [25:03.56]Not the same way you are, but he is. 和你的地位不同 但他確實存在 [25:07.20]You can't keep punishing me... 艾登，你不能繼續(xù)懲罰我 [25:10.16]and l can't keep punishing me. 我也不能繼續(xù)懲罰我自己 [25:14.88]l made a mistake... 我犯過錯，我很抱歉 [25:18.04]and l am sorry. [25:21.72]And l know that you can't forget what happened... 我知道你忘不了發(fā)生過的事 [25:26.52]but l hope that you can forgive me. 但我希望你可以原諒我 [25:29.16]You have to forgive me. 你一定要原諒我 [25:32.92]You have to forgive me. 你一定要原諒我 [25:38.84]你一定要原諒我 [25:41.08]你一定要原諒我，艾登 [25:43.68]你一定要原諒我 [25:48.24]你一定要原諒我 [25:50.44]你一定要原諒我 [26:03.24]You had a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. 你好大的膽子 竟敢叫我去除毛 [26:08.36]lf you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back. 如果你在阿魯巴島 當(dāng)?shù)赝林鴷么檠b飾你的背 [26:12.64]And it's not just there. 不只如此，每次我?guī)湍愦道?就覺得像是在剔牙 [26:14.80]Every time l blow you, l feel like l'm flossing. [26:18.76]l'm sorry, baby. 我很抱歉，寶貝 [26:21.48]ls there anything l can do to make you forgive me? 我該怎么做你才肯原諒我? [26:31.08]Samantha forgave. 莎曼珊大發(fā)慈悲 而布萊德上了永生難忘的一課 [26:31.20]And Brad got a Iesson he never forgot. [26:37.68]Look how much bigger my dick looks! 我的命根子看起來好大 [26:40.12]And soon, CharIotte's Iast day came. 夏綠蒂最后一天上班 [26:43.04]-Number seven should go on the north wall. -l think it would be better on the south side. -七號畫作應(yīng)該掛在北墻 -掛南墻比較好 [26:48.80]You're 22, what do you know about life? 你才22歲，你懂什么人生? 我是說，藝術(shù) [26:51.00]l mean, art, l'm sorry. [26:51.56]對不起 [26:54.76]l'm just.... 我只是很不安 [26:56.12]l'm freaked out. [26:58.24]l've been working my whole life. This is a big transition. 這是我人生中一個很大的轉(zhuǎn)折 [27:02.40]lf it's any consolation, my mother worked all the time. 不知道這算不算安慰 我媽是職業(yè)婦女 [27:06.96]lt would've been nice to have her home more. 要是她能在家陪我該有多好 [27:14.56]Don't forget to set the alarms. -別忘了啟動警報器 -你不等下班再走? [27:17.00]You're not going to finish the day? [27:21.28]l think l'm done. 我想我的任務(wù)已經(jīng)完成了 [27:22.00]Good luck. 祝你好運(yùn) [27:32.24]CharIotte Ieft her past to pursue her new Iife objectives... 夏綠蒂揮別過去 追求她新的人生目標(biāo) [27:36.44]be a good mother, cure AIDS... 當(dāng)個好媽媽、治療愛滋病… [27:39.36]and prove Miranda wrong. 以及證明米蘭達(dá)是錯的 [27:47.24]You better move my meetings till the end of the week. 你最好把會議改到周末 我還沒完全康復(fù) [27:48.76]l'm not quite 100 percent. [27:53.04]Yeah. [27:53.72]Still wearing the brace. 仍然戴著頸圈 [27:56.92]Okay, bye. [27:59.04]And for the first time in her Iife... 這輩子破天荒第一次 [28:04.36]Miranda Iearned the joys of cooking and of not working. 米蘭達(dá)體會到烹飪 和不工作的樂趣 [28:08.80]Of course, she'd have to go back eventuaIIy... 她終究要回到工作崗位 只為了證明夏綠蒂是錯的 [28:12.52]just to prove CharIotte wrong. [28:19.84]And as for Aidan... 至于艾登，他和我并未完全 回復(fù)到原來的關(guān)系 [28:21.72]he and I weren't quite back to where we were. [28:24.20]We might never be there again... 我們可能永遠(yuǎn)也回不去 [28:26.72]but we were in a new pIace, a more honest pIace. 但我們到達(dá)一個新的階段 一個比較誠實的階段 [28:33.28]And somehow, over time... 而且不知怎的，經(jīng)過一段時間 我又回到他的懷抱了 [28:35.28]I had made my way back into the nook. [28:47.100]Subtitles conformed by SOFTlTLER

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