欲望都市第四季 靈魂伴侶 The Agony and the ’Ex’Tacy

[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.88]欲望城市 [00:35.84](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.40]“靈魂伴侶” [01:18.16]If you're singIe... 如果你單身 周末夜你必須帶在身邊的是… [01:19.44]there's one thing you shouId aIways have... [01:22.88]when you go out on a Saturday night. [01:22.32]Your friends. 你的朋友 [01:25.44]Why are we walking so fast? -我們干嘛走這么快? -我們有這么趕嗎? [01:25.60]Are we in that big a hurry to get to an engagement party? [01:30.92]-What, don't you guys want to go? -l did, until l saw this invitation. -難道你不想去嗎? -我一看到邀請(qǐng)函就不想了 [01:32.80]Let me see that again. 讓我瞧瞧 [01:34.28]''Two souls, one thought.'' That is sappy. That is totally not like Danny. “兩個(gè)人，一個(gè)共同想法” 真蠢，一點(diǎn)也不像丹尼的作風(fēng) [01:38.44]Must've been her idea. Two souls, one pushy fiancée. 一定是她的主意 “兩個(gè)人，一個(gè)愛出風(fēng)頭” [01:42.80]Come on, it's beautiful. 很美 非常浪漫地表達(dá)出他們的感受 [01:45.72]lt's a big, romantic gesture to express how they feel about each other. [01:47.72]lf two people have only one thought between them... 若兩人之間只有一個(gè)共同想法 那可就大有問題…小心車子 [01:51.48]something is very wrong. Cab. [01:52.68]l remember when Danny had more than one thought... 我記得丹尼不只有一個(gè)想法 [01:55.56]and they all involved going up my ass. -全都跟那檔事有關(guān) -你和丹尼上過床? [01:57.96]You had sex with Danny? [01:57.60]He's cute, straight, and we've know him for 10 years. 他可愛、不吸毒，我們認(rèn)識(shí)他 十年了，不都跟他有一腿嗎? [02:02.40]-Haven't we all had sex with Danny? -Yeah, that one weekend that l was bored. [02:02.48]-那個(gè)周末我很無聊 -只是新年前夕的親吻 [02:06.56]Just a New Year's Eve kiss. [02:07.20]l showed him a boob in a coat-check room. -我在衣帽間讓他看一邊胸部 -只有一邊? [02:10.16]Just one? 我意識(shí)到他無法作出承諾 我們到了 [02:11.16]l sensed he couldn't commit. [02:12.16]We're over here. [02:15.44]Baby lamb chops. This is quite a spread. 小羊排，這真是一場盛宴 [02:18.52]Two souls, one big budget. 兩個(gè)人，一大筆開銷 [02:23.76]There he was, the fiancé du jour. 他在那里，今天的新郎倌 [02:24.88]Hey, look who's here! -看看誰來了 -恭喜 [02:27.68]-Congratulations! -Thanks. [02:28.96]-And this is my other half, Hailey. -Congratulations. -謝謝，這是我太太海莉 -恭喜 [02:33.64]Hailey, this is Carrie and Charlotte. -海莉，這是凱莉和夏綠蒂 -米蘭達(dá) [02:36.00]-Miranda. -Oh, Miranda. [02:38.52]Right. Sorry. 對(duì)了，抱歉 我只是有點(diǎn)樂昏頭了 [02:41.40]l'm just a little overwhelmed. [02:41.44]Danny! [02:44.56]Couldn't remember my name? -連我的名字都記不住? -你該把兩邊的胸部都給他看 [02:46.56]Maybe you should've showed him both boobs. [02:49.04]And across the room from the two-souI coupIe... 在房間的另一頭… [02:49.92]l told the other numb-nuts l wanted a Grey Goose an hour ago. 我他媽的一小時(shí)前就叫了一杯 伏特加酒加冰塊，快點(diǎn) [02:54.40]Chop, chop. 沒有靈魂的男人 [02:55.16]...a man with no souI. [02:57.36]So, Phil, what is it that you do? 菲爾，你是做什么的? [02:60.24]l'm a TV agent, and l fucking love it. 我是個(gè)經(jīng)紀(jì)人 我愛死這份工作了 [03:02.92]What a beautiful wedding ring. Where's your husband? 好漂亮的結(jié)婚戒指 你丈夫呢? [03:05.60]He's not here. 他不在這里 [03:10.72]We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated. 我們決定分開一陣子 [03:14.96]Not legally separated, nothing legal. God, no. 我們分居了，不是法律上那種 全都跟法律無關(guān)，老天，不對(duì) [03:18.04]We're just taking some time to figure things out. 我們只是想花一點(diǎn)時(shí)間 把事情弄清楚 [03:21.04]We got married really fast. Love at first sight. 當(dāng)初我們閃電結(jié)婚 因?yàn)橐灰婄娗?，沒仔細(xì)考慮 [03:24.44]Didn't think it through. [03:24.72]So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he... 所以現(xiàn)在我們試著溝通 想弄清楚他… [03:28.48]actually we, he and l, really want. 我們…他和我 真正要的是什么 [03:32.76]We love each other so much... 我們深愛對(duì)方 [03:34.24]but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working, does it? 但那不表示婚姻會(huì)成功 對(duì)吧? [03:36.96]lt does not. [03:38.84]We had some problems in the bedroom. 我們的房事出了問題 [03:42.60]But it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. 但那和我們閃電結(jié)婚比較有關(guān) [03:45.56]So now we're just talking and trying to figure things out. 所以我們正努力把事情弄清楚 保持純友誼關(guān)系 [03:48.68]Just talking, nothing physical. l think it's better if we just talk. [03:50.04]我們還是只溝通比較好 [03:51.52]So we are talking till we figure it all out. 因此我們要溝通到弄清楚為止 所以他不在這里 [03:55.84]So no, he's not here. [03:57.80]Okay. l have to.... 好的，我得… [04:03.68]Don't talk to her. 別跟她講話 [04:06.04]CharIotte reaIized that she and Trey were two souIs... 夏綠蒂發(fā)現(xiàn) 她和崔是有太多想法的兩個(gè)人 [04:09.72]with too many thoughts. [04:11.32]The minute we met it was perfect. l knew we were meant to be together. 在我們相遇的那一刻 我就知道我們注定要在一起 [04:15.20]l could stop looking, l had found him. -我不必再尋尋覓覓了 -恭喜 [04:17.80]Congratulations! [04:18.48]And what about you guys? -你們呢? -我沒有交往對(duì)象 [04:21.36]l'm not dating anyone. [04:22.24]What about you, Miranda? Seeing anyone special? 那你呢，米蘭達(dá)? 有和任何特別的人約會(huì)嗎? [04:27.72]Actually, no. 沒有，不過我正和一大堆 平凡的家伙約會(huì) [04:28.96]But l am seeing a whole bunch of unspecial guys. [04:32.60]That's one of the requirements to date me. ''Are you special? Sorry, move along. 這是和我約會(huì)的必要條件 “你很特別?抱歉，快走吧” [04:34.28]''But if you have any unspecial friends, could you give them my number?'' “但若你有平凡的朋友 把我的電話給他們” [04:40.36]l'm serious. Do any of you have a totally unremarkable friend... 我是說真的 你們有不出色的朋友 [04:43.76]or maybe a house plant l could go to dinner with on Saturday night? 或是在家沒事干的人 可以陪我吃晚餐嗎? [04:46.20]She's hilarious. 她真爆笑 [04:53.40]Hey, what the hell was going on in there? 剛才是怎么回事? [04:53.36]Felt like your comedy routine should have a two-drink minimum. 你的搞笑戲碼 應(yīng)該至少撐到喝完兩杯酒 [04:56.64]We were standing in a group of married or engaged women. 我們身處一群 已婚或訂婚的女人中 [04:59.52]-Just trying to avoid the pity party. -And l thought it was a cocktail party. -我只是想避免招來同情 -這是個(gè)雞尾酒派對(duì) [05:03.00]We were the only single people in there. -我們是里頭唯一單身的人 -我們到哪都是唯一單身的人 [05:05.52]Miranda, we're the only single people anywhere. [05:10.48]Are you telling me you didn't see all those... 你沒看見那些“放心 你會(huì)找到對(duì)象”的表情嗎? [05:10.80]''Don't worry, you'll find someone'' looks? [05:14.16]-Nope, didn't see them. -Hey. 沒有，我沒看到 [05:17.16]Society views single people our age as sad and pathetic. 社會(huì)認(rèn)為我們這把年紀(jì) 還單身的人很可憐 [05:19.20]l don't need that judgment hanging over me. 我不要那看法在腦中縈繞不去 所以我主動(dòng)出擊，逗她們笑 [05:21.88]-l go on the offensive and make them laugh. -Okay, Shecky. [05:23.100]好了 [05:27.36]You know what? 有時(shí)我覺得夫妻看著我們 是希望能夠過我們的生活 [05:27.24]Sometimes l think people in couples wish they had our lives. [05:31.56]Nope. 不，我們讓他們不舒服 而他們不知該說些什么 [05:32.56]We make them uncomfortable, and they don't know what to say. [05:36.64]-And you're sure you're not overreacting? -Yeah. -你確定你沒有反應(yīng)過度? -是的 [05:45.88]Coming. 來了 [05:48.72]God. Yes. 老天 [05:50.72]來了 [05:54.72]What are we doing? 我們在搞什么? [05:57.40]Goodnight. [05:58.60]Charlotte. 夏綠蒂，我還以為是 啟示錄四騎士 [06:02.40]l thought it was the horsemen of the apocalypse. [06:03.28]l cannot go to any more parties until l know what we're going to do. 除非知道我們該怎么辦 不然我無法再參加任何派對(duì) [06:08.72]-About what? -Us! -關(guān)于什么? -我們 [06:10.80]l've been awake, wondering if we should stay together in spite of issues. 我已經(jīng)挑燈夜戰(zhàn)好幾個(gè)小時(shí) 一直思考我們是否該復(fù)合 [06:16.36]l don't want to confuse you, so l made some notes. 我不想把你弄糊涂 所以我做了筆記 [06:17.56]-You made some notes? -lt helps me to be clear. -你做了筆記? -這可以幫助我有條理 [06:20.96]One, sex life. 第一：性生活 [06:23.32]The sex we had on the floor of your apartment... 我們在你公寓地板上的 那次經(jīng)驗(yàn)蠻不錯(cuò)的 [06:26.64]was quite good, actually. [06:29.92]One time. 一次不足以保障婚姻幸福 [06:29.28]That does not a marriage make. [06:33.16]Come inside. Maybe we can rack up a new score. 進(jìn)來吧，我們可以再下一城 [06:35.76]Two, you only want me when you can't have me. 第二：你只有得不到我時(shí) 才想要我 [06:38.36]Did you make a note that mentions... 你的筆記中有提到 今晚你有多漂亮嗎? [06:41.92]how beautiful you look tonight? [06:49.00]We have some big decisions to make. 我們得做一些大決定 [06:53.64]Trey.... 崔 [06:58.24]You have a boner. -你勃起了 -你好美 [06:58.52]You are just so beautiful. [06:59.84]l can't discuss my notes if you have a boner. 你勃起我沒辦法討論我的筆記 [07:04.52]-Come inside. -l cannot come inside, we are separated. -進(jìn)來吧 -不行，我們分居了 [07:10.36]l have more notes. -我還記了很多事 -我可以脫下你的小褲褲嗎? [07:12.12]l think about you every night. May l take off your panties? [07:16.60]-Don't. -All right. -別這樣 -好吧 [07:18.00]You said you didn't want to be married. 當(dāng)初是你不想結(jié)婚 [07:21.56]But now l don't know if l want to be married. 現(xiàn)在我不知道我是否想結(jié)婚了 [07:30.64]Trey, are you.... 崔，你是不是… [07:33.04]That night, neither CharIotte nor Trey came inside. 當(dāng)晚，夏綠蒂和崔都沒進(jìn)去 [07:39.36]l'm not quite sure what to say. 我不知道該說什么 [07:43.44]l'm sorry, Charlotte, may l get you a hankie? 對(duì)不起，夏綠蒂 我拿手帕給你好嗎? [07:46.84]lt's too late for a hankie. 來不及了，沒用的 [07:49.52]This isn't working. [07:54.88]Whatever this is we're doing, it isn't working. 無論我們在做什么 它并不成功 [08:06.80]Just please stop calling me. 請(qǐng)別打電話給我，等我弄清楚 自己要什么時(shí)會(huì)跟你聯(lián)絡(luò) [08:09.48]l'll call you when l've figured out what l want. [08:11.96]Charlotte, l love you. 夏綠蒂，我愛你 把干洗的帳單寄給我好嗎? [08:16.76]Send me the dry cleaning bill. [08:17.16]Trey may have had a Iot of fIaws, but bad manners wasn't one of them. 也許崔有很多缺點(diǎn) 但是沒禮貌絕非其中之一 [08:29.40]It was a IoveIy, uneventfuI Saturday morning. 這是個(gè)愉快平靜的星期六早晨 [08:31.44]Three Iattes, two newspapers, and... 喝了三杯拿鐵 買了兩份報(bào)紙以及… [08:38.16]one dating-service appIication. 收到一張交友中心的申請(qǐng)表 [08:41.04]''Dear singIe.... '' “親愛的單身女子” 你連個(gè)名字都沒有? [08:43.40]-Single? You don't even have a name? -l'm single, l don't deserve one. [08:44.72]-我單身，沒資格有名字 -這簡直是當(dāng)街槍殺路人 [08:45.16]That's the postal equivalent of a drive-by shooting. [08:47.08]l thought those 57 menus l get every day from Hunan Moonan were annoying. 我還以為每天經(jīng)過中國餐館時(shí) 拿的大量傳單已經(jīng)夠煩人了 [08:51.36]Look at this. ''Don't let your soul mate slip away.'' -“別讓你的靈魂伴侶溜走” -這幾乎是個(gè)威脅 [08:54.52]lt's almost a threat. lt's like, ''We have him. He's just waiting for you. [08:56.24]“我們擁有他，不過動(dòng)作要快 因?yàn)樗那碾x開…他走了” [08:58.52]''But hurry, 'cause he's slipping away. There he goes.'' [09:03.08]Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle in Duane Reade drugs. 靈魂伴侶只存在于 賀曼商店的走道上 [09:06.28]l disagree. 我不同意，我相信有個(gè)完美的 男人等著使你的生命圓滿 [09:08.48]l believe there's that one perfect person out there to complete you. [09:10.92]And if you don't find him? What, you're incomplete? lt's so dangerous. 如果沒找到他你就不圓滿了? 這種觀念真是危險(xiǎn) [09:16.40]All right, first of all, the idea that there's only one out there... 只有一個(gè)嗎? 我干脆現(xiàn)在自殺算了 [09:20.00]why don't l just shoot myself right now? [09:20.60]l'd like to think people have more than one soul mate. 我一直相信 每個(gè)人都不只有一位靈魂伴侶 [09:25.44]l agree, l've had hundreds. -我同意，我有上百個(gè) -若錯(cuò)過了，下一個(gè)馬上就到 [09:26.92]And if you miss one, along comes another, like cabs. [09:28.04]That is not how it works. 不是這樣的 [09:32.04]-Okay. -But you're still looking outside yourself. [09:32.08]但你自己說你并不滿足 [09:33.12]lt's saying that you're not enough. [09:35.00]-Are you enough? -Actually, today she's too much. -你滿足嗎? -今天她太過頭了 [09:39.28]The bad thing about the one perfect soul mate... 完美靈魂伴侶的壞處就是 可望而不可及，肯定要失敗 [09:40.44]is that it's so unattainable. You're being set up to fail. [09:43.16]Exactly, and you feel bad about yourself. 一點(diǎn)也沒錯(cuò) 你還因此覺得很自卑 [09:45.100]lt makes the gap between the Holy Grail and the assholes even bigger. 這讓圣杯和屁眼 之間的差距更大了 [09:49.20]l don't care. l believe in soul mates. 我不在乎，我相信有靈魂伴侶 [09:54.60]l thought Trey was mine. 我認(rèn)為崔就是我的靈魂伴侶 [09:55.24]But l don't think that a soul mate would... 但我不認(rèn)為靈魂伴侶會(huì)… 和你做愛 [09:59.36]on your leg. [09:60.56]Really true. 一定有某個(gè)人正在等著我 [10:02.52]There's got to be that someone out there who's just perfect for me. [10:04.00]Maybe l should keep looking. -也許我應(yīng)該繼續(xù)尋覓 -拿去吧 [10:08.20]Here you go. [10:08.20]-Okay, we're filling this out. -l'm not in the mood. -我們把這玩意兒寫完 -我沒心情 [10:11.68]Not for you, for her. -不是給你的，是給她的 -不要 [10:14.16]-Okay! -No. [10:14.44]Yes. 要，年齡，勾選… [10:15.44]''Age. Check box. [10:18.84]''20 to 25, 25 to 30, 30 to 34.'' 20到25，25到30，30到34 [10:21.84]Not after next week. 不，下個(gè)禮拜就不是了 [10:22.32]Birthday girl. 過生日的女孩，35歲 [10:26.00]35. [10:26.16]''35 to 44.'' -35到44 -親愛的，歡迎加入我這組 [10:29.16]Honey, welcome to my box. [10:36.04]SouI mate. 靈魂伴侶 四個(gè)字，卻是個(gè)大學(xué)問 [10:38.40]Two IittIe words, one big concept. [10:41.28]A beIief that someone, somewhere... 相信有某個(gè)人在某個(gè)地方 手里拿著開啟你心房 [10:42.56]is hoIding the key to your heart, and your dream house. [10:48.36]AII you have to do is find them. 和你夢想之屋的鑰匙 你所要做的就是找到他 [10:48.72]So where is this person? 那么，這個(gè)人在哪里? [10:51.20]And if you Ioved someone and it didn't work out... 如果你愛一個(gè)人 但戀情并不順利 [10:54.60]does that mean they weren't your souI mate? 那是否意味著 他不是你的靈魂伴侶? [10:58.08]Were they just a runner-up contestant in this game show... 難道他只是從此幸?？鞓?游戲節(jié)目中的第二名嗎? [10:60.40]caIIed ''HappiIy Ever After''? [11:02.16]And as you move from age box to age box... 當(dāng)你的年齡慢慢增長 [11:05.12]and the contestants get fewer and fewer... 而參賽者卻越來越少 [11:08.00]are your chances of finding your souI mate Iess and Iess? 你找到靈魂伴侶的機(jī)會(huì) 是否也越來越低? [11:12.40]SouI mates, reaIity or torture device? 靈魂伴侶究竟是現(xiàn)實(shí) 還是折磨人的工具? [11:17.56]What about a little birthday dinner? ll Cantinori, something nice. 辦個(gè)生日晚餐派對(duì)如何? 伊爾康堤諾利，不錯(cuò)的餐廳 [11:23.36]l'm not sure l want to do anything. l'm kind of into laying low. 我不確定我想慶祝 我想低調(diào)一點(diǎn) [11:27.04]-Laying low or feeling low? -No, l'm fine. -是低調(diào)還是情緒低落? -我沒事 [11:29.100]Come on, you've got to do better than that. 你不會(huì)這么容易被擊垮吧 [11:32.88]You've got to grab 35 by the balls and say, ''World, l'm 35!'' 你得狠狠抓住35歲 然后向世界宣布“我35歲了” [11:37.76]-Okay, calm down, Auntie Mame. -l'll put the dinner together. 好了，就這樣吧 [11:40.76]All you have to do is show up. Just close friends, very fabulous-lite. 我來打點(diǎn)晚餐派對(duì)的事 你只要現(xiàn)身就行了 [11:41.04]只有親密的朋友和迷人的燈光 [11:44.00]All right. 好吧，聽起來蠻有趣的 謝謝你 [11:48.32]That sounds fun, thank you. [11:49.96]Should l invite Big? 我應(yīng)該邀請(qǐng)大人物嗎? [11:51.96]What, are you slowly trying to kill me on the way to lunch? 你想在去吃午餐的路上 殺了我嗎? [11:55.52]Technically you are friends now, right? 嚴(yán)格說來 你們現(xiàn)在是朋友，對(duì)吧? [11:60.40]You know, a phone call here and there. lt's friendly. 偶爾會(huì)通電話 你認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該邀請(qǐng)他嗎? [12:02.20]-Do you think l should l invite him? -How should l know? [12:04.52]When l'm done with them, l'm done with them. 我怎么知道?當(dāng)我跟男人玩完 就真的是玩完了 [12:06.76]Maybe not. And l think he's still in London. 算了，我想他在倫敦 還是邀請(qǐng)一般朋友就好 [12:08.88]Let's just keep it to low-maintenance friends. [12:11.76]All right. [12:15.72]Welcome. Come in. -歡迎，請(qǐng)進(jìn) -他好性感 [12:18.32]He is hot. [12:20.72]-He is a priest. -He is a hot priest. -他是個(gè)牧師 -他是個(gè)性感的牧師 [12:23.88]Look at his robe. lt's so ''Robin and his merry men.'' 你看他的長袍 好像俠盜羅賓漢 [12:29.36]Está bien, gracias. [12:29.84]You tell them, Friar Fuck. 真是令人心神蕩漾 [12:36.80]Okay, sister, let's go. l'm not gonna lose my table at Pastis... 我們走吧，我不想因?yàn)?你對(duì)一個(gè)牧師目不轉(zhuǎn)睛 [12:37.100]-so you can cruise a holy man. -What street are we on, again? -而讓出帕斯底斯餐廳的位子 -這是哪一條街? [12:42.16]That Sunday, Samantha went to church. 那個(gè)星期天，莎曼珊去了教堂 [12:53.48]-Good morning. -Good morning. -早安 -早安 [12:53.40]l noticed all the good work you're doing in the neighborhood... 我注意到你為這附近地區(qū) 所做的一切好事 [12:58.40]and l just stopped to see if l could be of service. -所以來看看我是否幫得上忙 -我們廚房需要人手 [13:01.16]We could use another hand in the kitchen. [13:05.12]l'm in public relations. 我是從事公關(guān)這一行的 我可以舉辦義賣 [13:06.60]And l was thinking maybe l could help put a benefit together. [13:10.52]Something classy, respectful. 搞得很有格調(diào) [13:10.60]l can guarantee Donald Trump and Marlo Thomas. 我能保證唐納川普 和馬羅湯瑪斯會(huì)出席 [13:14.40]Thank you, but here at All Souls, we're a little more low-key than that. 謝謝，但是我們比較低調(diào) [13:17.08]We're more about collecting food, canned goods to feed to the needy. 我們通常募集食物給貧窮人家 [13:22.84]So... 總之…我很喜歡你的長袍 [13:23.52]l love your robe. [13:25.00]This is what we wear. 這是我們的制服 [13:27.28]l'm in the Franciscan order founded by St. Francis. 我是方濟(jì)會(huì)的修士 它是圣芳濟(jì)創(chuàng)立的，這長袍… [13:32.16]The robe is.... [13:35.76]Do you really want to hear about this? -你真的想聽這些嗎? -再多說點(diǎn)這位圣芳濟(jì)的事 [13:37.72]Tell me more about this St. Francis. [13:38.72]He lived his life based on the vows of poverty and chastity. 他終生謹(jǐn)遵貧窮和守貞的誓約 [13:45.12]Here. [13:49.48]lt's St. Francis giving his coat to the poor. 圣芳濟(jì)把他的袍子送給窮人 [13:57.40]Samantha Jones, public relations. 我叫莎曼珊瓊斯 是公關(guān)公司負(fù)責(zé)人 [13:59.52]lf you change your mind about the benefit... 如果你改變主意，關(guān)于義賣… [14:04.28]or anything. 或其他的事 [14:10.52]And just Iike that, Samantha went from Mr. No SouI... 就這樣，莎曼珊從無靈魂先生 轉(zhuǎn)而迷戀充滿靈性的男人 [14:13.52]to Mr. AII SouIs. [14:18.28]After church, most peopIe go out for pancakes. 做完禮拜之后 大部分的人都出去拿煎餅吃 [14:23.68]Samantha wasn't most peopIe. 莎曼珊不是大部分的人 [14:42.64]Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something? 你容光煥發(fā)，你去做臉了嗎? [14:48.24]l masturbated all afternoon. -我整個(gè)下午都在自慰 -好吧 [14:48.48]-All right, then. -Seriously? All afternoon? -真的嗎?整個(gè)下午? -兩個(gè)半小時(shí) [14:51.48]-Two, two and a half hours. -Who's got that kind of time? [14:54.08]-l like to get in and get out. -l enjoy a quickie every now and then... 誰有那么多閑功夫? 我喜歡速戰(zhàn)速?zèng)Q [14:57.24]我也喜歡速戰(zhàn)速?zèng)Q 但當(dāng)感覺來了，我便順其自然 [14:59.36]but when it's good like today, l go with it. [15:00.36]l masturbated to my priest. 我幻想著我的牧師自慰 [15:03.72]-Your priest? -Friar Fuck. -你的牧師? -令人心神蕩漾的修士 [15:05.00]l think we might have to get her a crash helmet. 我們可能得買一頂安全帽 給夏綠蒂 [15:08.48]-You have a priest? -No. 你有牧師? [15:12.76]She wants him, but she can't have him. lt's all very Thorn Birds. 她想要他卻得不到他 情節(jié)很像“刺鳥” [15:14.28]ln my fantasy... 在我的幻想中 他扯掉我滿懷的食物 [15:17.04]he tears the food l'm carrying for the homeless... [15:20.40]out of my arms, rips open my dress... 撕破我的裙子，當(dāng)街把我壓倒 然后占有我 [15:21.80]lays me down in the street and enters me. [15:24.88]What do you do for the next 2 hours and 20 minutes? 接下來的兩小時(shí)二十分鐘 你在做什么? [15:29.56]-Stop, you are talking about a priest. -lt's a fantasy. 夠了，你們說的是一個(gè)牧師 [15:30.76]l can masturbate to whomever l like. lt's imagination. 我可以對(duì)任何我喜歡的人自慰 這只是幻想而已 [15:33.92]lt's fun and perfectly healthy. 很有趣而且非常健康 [15:38.20]Who do you all fantasize about? -你們的性幻想對(duì)象是誰? -羅素克洛 [15:38.80]Russell Crowe. [15:41.92]Jinx! You owe me a coke. -真倒霉，你欠我一瓶可樂 -不可思議 [15:44.20]That's amazing. What did women do before Russell Crowe? 羅素克洛出現(xiàn)之前 女人該怎么辦? [15:46.76]George Clooney. 喬治克隆尼 [15:49.56]Clooney's like a Chanel suit. 克隆尼就像香奈兒套裝 他永遠(yuǎn)都會(huì)流行 [15:51.52]He'll always be in style. [15:54.92]l used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. 我曾經(jīng)對(duì)一個(gè)很無禮的餐廳 小弟自慰，那是什么意思? [15:55.88]What do you think that means? [16:01.96]Fine, the cheese stands alone. 算了，我比較奇怪 [16:01.36]Come on, Charlotte. Get that judgmental puss off, and join in. 夏綠蒂，收起你那 不以為然的表情，加入討論吧 [16:07.96]Who do you fantasize about? -你的性幻想對(duì)象是誰? -不行，這是隱私 [16:09.84]No, it's private. [16:10.04]Come on, it can't be any worse than a priest and a busboy. 不可能比牧師和餐廳小弟更糟 [16:13.48]We're not moving on till you tell us about one of your masturbation guys. 你不說出其中一個(gè)性幻想對(duì)象 我們就不繼續(xù)聊下去 [16:19.48]lt's not guys. 沒有很多個(gè) 最近只有一個(gè)男人 [16:19.04]Lately, it's just one man. [16:24.92]L.L. Bean? -比恩? -不是 [16:25.44]No. [16:28.52]Trey. 是崔 [16:28.88]And we have this really, you know, perfect sex. 我們的性愛真的很棒 你們認(rèn)為這表示什么? [16:34.56]What do you think it means? [16:53.36]This is 459-1905. I'm not in, so pIease Ieave a message. 這電話是459-1905 我不在家，請(qǐng)留言 [16:57.72]l think you're still in England... 我想你還在英國，但是… [17:00.60]but it's midnight here in New York, and it's my birthday. 紐約現(xiàn)在是午夜時(shí)分 也是我的生日 [17:05.76]l am officially old. 我正式地老了 [17:07.36]So l felt the need to call someone... 所以我覺得需要打給某個(gè)… 更老的人 [17:13.76]older. [17:16.00]Anyway, some friends are giving me a dinner tomorrow night. 明天一些朋友要替我辦 晚餐派對(duì)，其實(shí)應(yīng)該說是今晚 [17:19.80]Actually it's tonight, and you're a friend. [17:22.12]So if you are back in town... 你是個(gè)朋友 所以如果你回到城里 [17:25.00]it's going to be at ll Cantinori, at 8:30 p.m. 我們會(huì)在伊爾康堤諾利 時(shí)間是八點(diǎn)半 [17:29.56]And if you're... 如果你人還在倫敦… [17:30.72]still in London... [17:33.80]then cheerio, old chap. 那就再見了，老頭 [17:37.20]So, okay. [17:46.84]The next day, on WaII Street.... 隔天在華爾街上… [17:46.24]Miranda? [17:48.64]Sheila, hi! How are you? 席拉!你好嗎? [17:52.64]l'm fantastic! Gosh! 我好極了 喬和我剛從紐奧良回來 [17:54.00]Joe and l just got back from New Orleans. So how are you? [17:57.68]Are you seeing anyone special? 你正和某個(gè)特別的人交往嗎? [17:60.76]But Miranda wasn't feeIing very Shecky. 米蘭達(dá)沒心情搞笑了 [18:00.16]Actually, l'm not. 不，我沒有 [18:03.72]Look, he's out there for you somewhere. You just haven't met him yet, right? 他就在那里等著你 你只是還沒遇見他而已 [18:07.04]Maybe, maybe not. l don't know if l believe all that. 也許有，也許沒有 我不知道自己是否相信這回事 [18:11.88]Maybe there isn't someone for everyone. 也許不是每個(gè)人都找得到伴 [18:14.20]There it was. The truth. 這就是事實(shí)，沒有賀曼商店的 希望和兩杯酒的限制 [18:16.36]No HaIImark hope, no two-drink minimum. [18:19.48]So how is Joe? You've been married for how many years? 喬還好嗎?你們結(jié)婚幾年了? [18:23.84]-Five. -Wow. 五年，我打賭你一定在想 “那孩子呢?”我跟喬說過 [18:24.12]l bet you're thinking, ''Where are the kids?'' Right? [18:25.68]lt's like l said to Joe. We can have kids... [18:30.20]or we can have gorgeous fabric without chocolate stains. “我們可以選擇孩子或是沒有 巧克力污漬的豪華布料” [18:31.44]Miranda reaIized it's not just about being singIe. 米蘭達(dá)意識(shí)到 這不只是單身女子的問題 [18:35.92]Everyone has a sore spot that needs a IittIe comedy routine. 每個(gè)人都有個(gè)痛處 需要上演搞笑戲碼緩和一下 [18:38.100]...let alone a poopy diaper. [18:40.44]And so Miranda Iaughed. Not because it was particuIarIy funny... 于是米蘭達(dá)笑了 并非因?yàn)檫@特別好笑 [18:45.28]but because it was kind. 而是因?yàn)樗@么說很體貼 [18:55.12]They told me you were inside. 他們告訴我你在里面 我打擾你了嗎? [18:60.20]Am l disturbing you? [19:02.80]May l join you? 我可以加入嗎? [19:16.88]l was thinking about you yesterday. 昨天我想到你 [19:18.68]You and the work that you do. 你和你所做的工作 我那時(shí)在超市 [19:24.56]l was at the market. [19:31.44]They're Le Sueur peas. 這些是勒敘厄豌豆 它們是最棒的 [19:34.88]-They're the best. -That's very kind. [19:35.80]你真仁慈，謝謝 [19:37.40]Thank you. [19:42.16]l have a confession to make. 我要懺悔 [19:45.72]l think about you other places than the market. 我在超市以外的地方想到你 [19:52.72]Do you ever think about me? 你有想過我嗎? [19:56.76]l believe that God made the body. 我相信身體是上帝造的 而且形態(tài)非常完美 [19:59.24]And it's perfect in its splendor. [20:01.24]But l'm not of my body. 但我的身體不是由我作主 我的人生要享受其他樂趣 [20:04.52]My life is about other joys. [20:19.92]Samantha wondered if maybe the hot monk was her souI mate... 莎曼珊納悶這性感的修道士 是否為她的靈魂伴侶 [20:24.52]as he was certainIy unattainabIe. 因?yàn)樗_實(shí)可望而不可及 [20:26.60]I arrived at my party after a day of shopping. 逛了一整天街后 我到達(dá)舉行派對(duì)的餐廳 [20:29.48]With no true souI mate... 沒有真實(shí)的靈魂伴侶在身邊 [20:33.56]I spent the afternoon with my shoe souI mate... 我在名牌鞋店曼諾羅布雷尼克 消磨了一整天 [20:35.52]ManoIo BIahnik. -晚安，我可以為你效勞嗎? -布雷蕭，十人的聚會(huì) [20:35.12]-Good evening, can l help you? -Yes, Bradshaw, party of 10. [20:40.92]You're the first to arrive. Follow me, please. 你是第一個(gè)到的，請(qǐng)跟我來 [20:48.84]lt's 8:45 p.m. The reservation was for 8:30 p.m., right? 現(xiàn)在是八點(diǎn)四十五分 預(yù)訂的時(shí)間是八點(diǎn)半嗎? [20:52.76]That's right. Here you go. 沒錯(cuò)，請(qǐng)坐 [20:54.12]-Enjoy. -Thank you. -慢慢享受吧 -謝謝 [20:58.100]-Hi. -Hi. [21:02.40]Would you like a drink whilst waiting? -你等候時(shí)想喝杯東西嗎? -請(qǐng)給我一杯雪莉登波 [21:02.76]l'll have a Shirley Temple, please. [21:07.72]Once everyone else gets here, we'll be drinking a lot of champagne. 一旦人到齊了 我們便會(huì)喝很多的香檳 [21:08.64]Good, great, excellent. 好，好極了 [21:22.84]Twenty minutes Iater, stiII no party. 二十分鐘后，還是沒半個(gè)人來 [21:28.80]Hi. Still alone. 我還是孤單一人 有找布雷蕭的電話嗎? [21:30.32]Did anyone call asking for Bradshaw? [21:35.00]Not that l'm aware of. Let me check with the maitre d'. 就我所知沒有，我去查一下 [21:36.24]Okay, thanks. 好，謝了 [21:42.24]Can l bring you some champagne now? -現(xiàn)在為你送上香檳好嗎? -不，還不需要 [21:43.52]Not yet. 好，好極了 [21:46.00]Good, great, excellent. [21:51.48]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快樂 [21:55.48]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快樂 [21:58.72]Happy birthday, dear Marta 生日快樂，親愛的瑪莎 [22:01.84]Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快樂 [22:07.96]25. 二十五歲!媽的，我老了 [22:09.56]Fuck, l'm old! [22:20.80]Hi. 抱歉占著這張桌子 我想像不出大家都到哪兒去了 [22:23.88]Sorry for holding the table. l can't imagine where everybody is. [22:27.68]There is only one ll Cantinori, right? -只有一家伊爾康堤諾利吧? -是的 [22:29.36]-Yes. -Okay. [22:34.80]The woman with the birthday cake is here... 送生日蛋糕來的人在等著收錢 [22:37.52]and she needs to be paid. [22:40.60]Okay. 我拿一下皮包 [22:42.96]l'll just get my purse. [22:46.84]After I paid $70 for my own birthday cake... 我付了70塊錢 買下自己的生日蛋糕之后 [22:49.24]I was totaIIy out of the party mood. 我完全沒有慶祝的心情了 [22:50.40]So I decided to go home and kiII myseIf. 所以我決定回家把自己給殺了 [22:54.48]-Lady, what are you doing? -Get off of there! 你在干嘛? 看看你站的是什么地方 [22:58.76]Look where you're standing! [22:59.40]-lt's wet, get the hell off there! -No, the other way! 快滾開那里，不，從另一邊走 [23:01.64]The other way, for Chrissakes! 另一邊，看在老天份上 [23:05.92]For crying out loud. 真是的，拜托你好不好，媽的 [23:15.00]Jesus Christ! Don't pick up the cake! [23:19.88]-She's picking it up! -l'm sorry! -對(duì)不起 -瑪麗蓮夢露，快走開 [23:21.24]Marilyn Monroe, do me a fucking favor, get off the road! [23:23.72]l'm sorry! 對(duì)不起 [23:24.80]Sorry! We'll bring some beer over, and we'll have-- [23:27.40]l'm sorry! God! 該死，對(duì)不起 [23:31.28]By the time I got home... 在我到家之前 我便已墜入惡劣情緒的深淵 [23:33.24]I had faIIen into an emotionaI hoIe so deep... [23:37.12]onIy a fireman without a coIIarbone couId rescue me. 只有缺乏鎖骨的消防隊(duì)員 才能救我出來 [23:40.84]You have 14 messages. 你有14通留言 [23:43.32]Honey, I'm trapped at work, I'II be 10 minutes Iate. 親愛的，我工作纏身 我會(huì)遲到十分鐘，待會(huì)見 [23:46.48]The reservation Iine is busy, I'II see you soon. [23:48.28]Carrie, I'm in traffic. They're paving Fifth Avenue. 凱莉，我被困在車陣中 第五大道在鋪路，根本過不去 [23:52.36]No one can get through, don't wait for me. Happy birthday. 別等我了，生日快樂 [23:56.36]I'm stuck in fucking traffic. 路上大塞車 我又拼不出伊爾康堤諾利 [23:58.84]I don't know how to speII II Cantinori for the idiot at 4 1 1. [23:59.52]Get a ceII phone! 買一支手機(jī)吧 [24:01.80]Carrie, it's Stanford. I'm at the wrong pIace. 凱莉，我是史丹佛 我跑錯(cuò)地方了 [24:06.80]Did you know there's a Mexican restaurant on University and 1 1th caIIed EI Cantinoro? 你知道有一家墨西哥餐廳 叫做埃爾康堤諾羅嗎? [24:14.44]-Carrie. -Okay, I'm here. They said you just Ieft. 我到了，他們說你已經(jīng)走了 [24:19.08]Where are you? We're stiII here. 你在哪里?我們還在這里 [24:23.80]Okay, so now we're coming uptown. 我們在上城的咖啡店等你 [24:24.68]Meet you at the coffee shop in 20 minutes. -二十分鐘后到 -留言播放完畢 [24:28.04]End of messages. [24:28.80]Carrie? [24:32.64]lt's just me! 是我，是我夏綠蒂 [24:33.48]lt's just me, Charlotte! [24:37.76]l just aged 35 more years. 我剛又老了35歲 [24:44.36]What are you doing here? -你怎么會(huì)在這里? -我來帶你去咖啡店 [24:44.64]l'm sorry, l came to take you to the coffee shop. [24:46.100]No. l'm going to bed. 不，我要上床睡覺了 我沒心情和大伙一起熱鬧 [24:50.12]l'm not in the mood to be with a bunch of people. [24:50.32]Come on, it's just the four of us. You have to come, it's your birthday. 只有我們四個(gè) 你一定要來，今天是你生日 [24:56.28]l'm aware of that. 這我可清楚得很 [25:01.16]The longer l sat there, the more alone l felt. 我坐在那里越久 我就覺得越孤單 [25:04.80]And it really hit me. l am 35 and alone. 我一直想著 我35歲了而且很孤單 [25:07.08]You are not alone. -你并不孤單 -我知道我有你們 [25:10.08]l know l have you guys, but.... [25:11.68]And really, l hate myself a little for saying this, but... 我恨自己說這種話，可是… [25:19.44]it felt really sad... 生命中沒有一個(gè)關(guān)心我的男人 真的很悲哀 [25:22.20]not to have a man in my life who cares about me. [25:26.08]No special guy to wish me happy birthday. 沒有特別的人祝我生日快樂 [25:33.64]No goddamn soul mate. 沒有該死的靈魂伴侶 [25:38.44]And l don't even know if l believe in soul mates. 我甚至不知道 自己是否相信有靈魂伴侶 [25:47.44]Don't laugh at me, but... 別笑我，但我們也許 可以當(dāng)彼此的靈魂伴侶 [25:51.12]maybe we could be each other's soul mates. [25:53.20]And then we could let men be... 我們可以只把男人當(dāng)成 一起玩樂的對(duì)象 [25:57.00]just these great, nice guys to have fun with. [26:01.36]That sounds like a plan. 這主意還不賴 [26:05.36]l'm 35. 35 is not 25. -我35歲了，不是25歲 -謝天謝地 [26:09.64]Thank God. [26:11.24]l'm 35. 天啊，我35歲了 [26:14.72]Shut the fuck up, l'm 1 40. 你他媽的閉嘴 我今年還140歲呢 [27:04.100]Happy birthday, baby. 生日快樂，寶貝，上車 [27:07.08]Get in. [27:12.16]-lt's after 1 2:00, you're late. -Not really, l'm on London time. -已經(jīng)過了12點(diǎn)，你遲到了 -不見得，我是倫敦時(shí)間 [27:15.12]London is five hours ahead. -倫敦比這里快五個(gè)小時(shí) -既然那樣，我真的遲了 [27:17.32]ln that case, l'm really fucking late. [27:19.68]l can't believe you actually got out of the car and got balloons. 我不敢相信 你真的下車去買汽球 [27:25.00]l didn't, Raoul did. 我沒有，是拉爾去買的 他人真好 [27:28.64]Good man. [27:31.16]So... 那么… [27:34.72]-how old are you? -How old are you? -你幾歲了? -那你幾歲? [27:36.20]-Nope. -You don't have to give me an exact number. 你不必告訴我確切的數(shù)字 選一個(gè)，30到35? [27:40.12]Pick a box. [27:40.68]30 to 35, 35 to 40... 35到40?40到45? [27:44.48]40 to 45? [27:46.72]Really? 真的嗎?40到45 [27:47.92]40 to 45. [27:49.00]l don't know what you're referring to. l had something in my eye. 我不知道你從哪一點(diǎn)判斷 剛才有東西跑進(jìn)我眼睛 [27:59.28]你相信靈魂伴侶這回事嗎? [28:02.36]How do you feel about soul mates? [28:05.92]Well... 這個(gè)嘛，我相信“靈魂” [28:05.72]l like the word ''soul.'' [28:10.64]l like the word ''mate.'' 也相信“伴侶” 其他的可就問倒我了 [28:10.60]Other than that, you got me. [28:23.92]Did you have a nice day? -你今天過得愉快嗎? -非常開心 [28:26.04]l had a fabulous day. [28:29.88]Good for you. 真為你高興 [28:36.56]As Big's car drove away, I reaIized... 當(dāng)大人物的車慢慢駛離 [28:39.56]having three souI mates aIready naiIed down... 我發(fā)現(xiàn)確定有三個(gè)靈魂伴侶后 [28:42.04]made it a Iot easier... 尋找適合一起玩樂的男人 就變得容易多了 [28:42.08]to spot those great, nice guys to have fun with.

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