欲望都市第三季 來(lái)得快，去得快 Easy Come, Easy Go
[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:34:37
[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC)
[00:12.48]欲望城市
[00:35.84](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問)
[00:44.56]“來(lái)得快，去得快”
[00:48.76]OK, l gOtta gO. 我要出門了
[00:51.84]Have a gOOd day. Give me a Kiss. 再見，祝你愉快，親一個(gè)吧
[00:55.88]Bye-bye. 再見
[00:56.92]One unfOrtunate thing 要在紐約市 結(jié)束一段戀情的缺點(diǎn)是
[00:58.68]abOut ending a relatiOnship
[01:01.08]in a City liKe New YOrK 雖然在情感上不再依戀對(duì)方
[01:02.68]is while yOu Can emOtiOnally mOve away frOm eaCh Other,
[01:05.72]yOu physiCally Can't. 身體上還是糾纏不清
[01:16.80]GOing tO wOrK? 要去上班了?
[01:19.36]Yeah, wOrK. 對(duì)，去上班
[01:22.76]- SOrry abOut waKing yOu. - What time is it? -抱歉把你吵醒 -現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)鐘?
[01:23.16]- 6:30. - Jesus. Why sO early? -六點(diǎn)半 -這么早?
[01:27.32]l gOt a brief due, sO... 我要做簡(jiǎn)報(bào)
[01:30.92]There was nOthing brief abOut it. 根本沒有簡(jiǎn)報(bào)這回事 史蒂夫和米蘭達(dá)玩這種
[01:33.36]Steve and Miranda had been dOing the pOlite avOid-eaCh-Other “禮貌性回避對(duì)方”的游戲 已經(jīng)三個(gè)禮拜了
[01:36.76]breaK-up-danCe fOr three weeKs.
[01:40.72]l'm sOrry it's taKing me sO lOng 很抱歉我這么久還找不到房子
[01:40.12]tO find a plaCe. 不過我已經(jīng)有中意的了
[01:44.20]l gOt a lead On One, thOugh.
[01:46.60]OK. 很好
[01:47.92]Hey, dO yOu... Never mind. 你能不能…算了
[01:51.40]What? 什么事?
[01:51.44]l was gOnna asK if yOu'd lOOK at it with me, 我本來(lái)要邀你 跟我一起去看房子
[01:56.52]but that's weird, right?
[01:57.92]- l dOn't KnOw. We COuld dO that. - Yeah? -應(yīng)該是沒問題 -真的嗎?
[02:07.96]When yOu find that plaCe tO mOve, 當(dāng)你終于找到地方住了
[02:09.08]yOu need tO fill it with furniture. 你還得要買一堆家具
[02:11.64]That's why smart New YOrKers 所以聰明的紐約人
[02:12.52]frequent the Opening day Of the New Designer shOwCase. 三不五時(shí)就舉辦新設(shè)計(jì)家具展
[02:18.72]l'm liKe yOur rOady. 我好像你的道具管理員
[02:20.60]l dOn't have a rOad. l just have this bOOth. 我沒有什么道具 我只有這個(gè)攤位
[02:23.88]- At best, yOu're my bOOth-bitCh. - Yeah, l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. -充其量你只是我的攤位小妹 -對(duì)，你的攤位小妹
[02:28.92]l wax yOur wOOd. 我?guī)湍愕哪局萍揖呱舷?/p>
[02:31.16]YOu wax it real gOOd. 你挺會(huì)上蠟的
[02:34.04]That's beCause l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. 因?yàn)槲沂悄愕臄偽恍∶?/p>
[02:39.68]YOu watCh the bOOth. l'm gOing tO get us sOme COffee. 好好看著攤位，我去買咖啡
[02:42.88]Whatever yOu say. l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. 遵命，我是你的攤位小妹
[02:48.56]That's sexy. l liKe it. 這樣說(shuō)好性感，我喜歡
[02:52.52]l didn't need a blue-ribbOn panel tO deCide - 不需要評(píng)審委員會(huì)來(lái)決定
[02:53.40]he was the finest new designer in the whOle plaCe. 他在我心中是最棒的設(shè)計(jì)師
[03:06.72]l'd Often fantasized abOut running intO my ex and his wife, 我總是幻想與前男友伉儷偶遇
[03:08.100]but in thOse fantasies l was running intO them with a truCK. 不過情節(jié)是我開卡車撞上他們
[03:13.16]l dOn't KnOw hOw yOu COuld liKe this ClunKy wOOd. lt's Oppressive. 你怎么會(huì)喜歡這種笨重的木頭 好有壓迫感
[03:21.40]- What the fuCK? - Hi. 這是怎么回事?
[03:27.88]Hi. l'm wOrKing here. 你好，我在這里工作
[03:30.68]l mean, l'm nOt wOrKing. This is my bOyfriend's bOOth. 不是真的工作 這是我男朋友的攤位
[03:35.44]l'm his bOOth-bitCh. 我是他的攤位小妹
[03:37.04]- That's a jOKe. Guess it's an in-jOKe. - l get it. -那是玩笑話，內(nèi)行人才會(huì)懂 -我懂
[03:44.28]SO. Can l shOw yOu sOmething in a hutCh? 我能為你們介紹嗎?
[03:48.00]His pieCes are fantastiC. lt's just nOt really Our style. 他的作品很棒 不過不合我們的風(fēng)格
[03:51.84]NO. We Only liKe teeny-tiny furniture. 當(dāng)然 我們只喜歡小不拉嘰的家具
[04:04.88]This is the designer. This is Aidan Shaw. 這位就是設(shè)計(jì)師艾登蕭
[04:06.88]Great stuff. 東西很棒
[04:10.36]ThanKs, man. 謝謝
[04:12.12]- OaK? - lt's mOstly maple. -橡木? -大部分是楓樹
[04:15.32]There we were. MOstly maple and inCredibly unCOmfOrtable. 當(dāng)時(shí)真的是尷尬異常
[04:19.08]- SOrry, l didn't get yOur names. - Oh, l'm sOrry. -抱歉，我不知道你的名字 -抱歉
[04:23.56]These are my friends. 他們是我的朋友
[04:25.92]This is Natasha, and this is... 這是娜塔莎，這是…
[04:28.64]Shit. SOrry, is that hOt? 糟了，抱歉，很燙嗎?
[04:32.12]lt ain't COld. 不冷就是了
[04:34.20]- Here. - NO, l'll... -我?guī)湍?-不用，我來(lái)…
[04:38.88]- We shOuld put COld water On this. - OK. -應(yīng)該倒一點(diǎn)冷水 -好
[04:41.24]lt was niCe meeting yOu. 很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你們
[04:42.24]ThanKs fOr the COffee. 謝謝你的咖啡
[04:46.84]- They seem niCe. - Yeah, dOn't they? -他們挺友善的 -可不是?
[04:50.40]- Where dO yOu KnOw them frOm? - FrOm arOund. -你怎么認(rèn)識(shí)他們的? -朋友介紹
[04:55.28]LiKe 100 years agO. 好久以前了
[04:58.28]lt's a past life. 前輩子的事了
[05:02.84]TwO hOurs later, it was time fOr the Opening-day party. 兩個(gè)小時(shí)后，開幕派對(duì)開始
[05:06.20]lt was lOvely. Caviar, silent auCtiOns, and landmines. 很溫馨的派對(duì) 有魚子醬、拍賣會(huì)和地雷
[05:11.36]Where's Paul Bunyan? 伐樹巨人在哪里?
[05:13.44]lf yOu're referring tO my bOyfriend - he's dOing business. 要是你指的是我男朋友 他在做生意
[05:17.60]OOh, he's a big 'un! Where did he learn tO whittle liKe that? 他真是有頭有臉 他在哪里學(xué)會(huì)刻木頭的?
[05:23.32]HOw many drinKs have yOu had? 你喝了多少酒?
[05:25.76]NOt nearly enOugh. 稱不上多
[05:36.24]SO... HOw are yOu? 你好嗎?
[05:39.48]l'm great. 我很好
[05:42.60]And Daniel BOOne, is he a niCe guy? 拓荒者布恩對(duì)你好嗎?
[05:43.80]His name is Aidan. 他叫做艾登
[05:47.16]- Where is yOur sense Of humOr? - Where is yOur wife? -你的幽默感哪里去了? -你妻子哪里去了?
[05:53.80]Guarding her bid On the silent auCtiOn. She's gOt her eye On a beige Chair. 她在拍賣會(huì)上競(jìng)標(biāo) 她看中一張米色的椅子
[05:57.20]Everything in my apartment is nOw beige. 現(xiàn)在我家里所有東西 都是米色的
[05:59.68]Beige is bullshit. 米色爛死了
[06:01.24]l thOught yOu wanted beige. 我以為你選擇米色
[06:04.04]Yeah, well... lt dOesn't quite fit. 對(duì)，結(jié)果很不搭
[06:08.40]- Have yOu gOt a smOKe? - l quit. -有沒有煙? -我戒掉了
[06:13.72]We always used tO share a Cigarette tOgether. 我們以前總是一起抽一根煙
[06:14.32]We did a lOt Of things that were bad fOr me tOgether. 我們一起做過很多 對(duì)我無(wú)益的事
[06:19.76]l have a seCret tO tell yOu. 我要告訴你一個(gè)秘密
[06:24.56]lt's nOt wOrKing. l'm getting Out. 我的婚姻不美滿，我要抽身了
[06:30.72]lf yOu KnOw anyOne whO's interested... 要是你知道誰(shuí)有興趣…
[06:31.36]YOu shOuld Keep that tO yOurself. NO One wants that infOrmatiOn. 你自己知道就好 沒有人有興趣
[06:45.00]- Big's leaving his wife. - NO! -大人物要離婚了 -不會(huì)吧
[06:48.08]- He tOld me at the furniture shOw. - What was he dOing there? -他在家具展上告訴我的 -他去那里做什么?
[06:52.68]- DrinKing and leaving his wife. - Oh, my GOd. -喝酒，離開他老婆 -我的天
[06:53.28]- Let's just say it. YOu wOn. - Was there a COntest? -姑且說(shuō)你贏了 -這是個(gè)競(jìng)爭(zhēng)嗎?
[06:58.64]There's always a COntest with an ex. lt's Called ''WhO'll Die Miserable?''. 跟前任情人之間總是有競(jìng)爭(zhēng) 叫做“看誰(shuí)死得凄慘”
[07:02.64]- What did he say? - He said, ''lt's nOt wOrKing Out.'' -他說(shuō)了什么? -他說(shuō)“婚姻不美滿”
[07:04.12]Then he leaned in and said, ''lf yOu KnOw anyOne whO's interested...'' 然后就靠過來(lái)說(shuō) “要是你知道誰(shuí)有興趣”
[07:08.24]YOu dOn't KnOw anyOne whO is interested. He's married. 沒有人有興趣，他已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了
[07:13.12]- l'm aware Of that. - Why is he telling yOu? -我當(dāng)然知道 -他為什么要告訴你?
[07:18.04]TO save pOstage On his newsletter? 才不用麻煩還要寄信?
[07:19.88]- What are yOu gOnna dO? - NOthing. -你要怎么做? -什么都不做
[07:21.32]- She's nOt gOnna dO anything. - YOu're starting tO bug me. -她才不會(huì)理他 -你們讓我開始煩躁了
[07:26.36]HOw dare he say that tO yOu? Married men never leave their wives. 他怎么敢那樣對(duì)你說(shuō)話? 已婚的男人是不會(huì)離開老婆的
[07:27.28]Even if he did, l have nO intentiOn Of dOing anything fOr twO reasOns - 就算他離開她 我也不會(huì)有所行動(dòng)
[07:31.92]l have a great bOyfriend, and l'm nOt insane. 第一，我有個(gè)很棒的男朋友 第二，我沒發(fā)瘋
[07:36.12]Let's Order. What dO winners Order? 我們來(lái)點(diǎn)餐，贏家要點(diǎn)什么?
[07:39.60]- Didn't yOu feel liKe punChing him? - NO. lt was tOO sad Or sOmething. -你不會(huì)想揍他一頓嗎? -不，那太可悲了
[07:44.08]- l wOuld have punChed him. - NO, it is sad. -換做是我一定會(huì) -不，那太可悲了
[07:46.24]HOw lOng has he been married? Seven mOnths? 他結(jié)婚多久了?七個(gè)月?
[07:51.20]The seven-mOnth itCh. 七個(gè)月就癢了
[07:52.92]That's what happens when peOple jump intO relatiOnships tOO quiCKly. 太快投入一段感情的下場(chǎng)
[07:55.80]l resent that. Trey and l are nOthing liKe Big and Natasha. 我討厭那樣 我跟崔完全不像他們
[08:01.04]DOn't listen tO her. She's mid-breaK-up. 不要聽她的，她快分手了
[08:04.76]- ThanKs fOr the update. - Trey and l really lOve eaCh Other. -謝謝你提供最新情報(bào) -崔和我真心相愛
[08:07.60]WhO wants tO split a Rubin? 誰(shuí)要跟我合點(diǎn)魯賓三明治?
[08:09.08]l'm meeting his mOther this weeK, and if all gOes well... 我這禮拜要跟他媽媽見面 要是一切順利的話…
[08:14.76]lf all gOes well what? 要是一切順利的話?
[08:16.76]Trey is this ClOse tO prOpOsing. l Can feel it. 崔就快要跟我求婚了 我可以感覺到
[08:20.32]Oh, my GOd. Really? 我的天，真的嗎?
[08:21.92]YOu've just met. l've had pairs Of pantyhOse lOnger. 你們認(rèn)識(shí)的時(shí)間 比我的褲襪還短
[08:23.32]lt's nOt lOgiCal. This is lOve. 這不能以邏輯斷定，這是愛
[08:27.12]lt's nOt lOgiCal. lt's right, in my heart. l feel it's right. 我的感覺都對(duì)了
[08:29.28]OK, whatever. 好吧，隨便你
[08:36.32]SO, hOw did he lOOK? 怎么樣?
[08:47.36]OK. l'll taKe it. 我租了
[08:51.56]As Miranda lOOKed arOund, she realized the COntest was Over. 在米蘭達(dá)看過公寓之后 她了解沒有所謂的競(jìng)爭(zhēng)
[08:55.52]Steve was the ex that was gOing tO die alOne and miserable. 史蒂夫?qū)⑹?“死得凄慘”那一個(gè)
[08:57.32]- YOu Can't live here. - lt's nOt that bad. -你不能住在這里 -沒那么糟糕
[09:02.08]lt's nOt that bad? lt's the dOOrway tO hell. 沒那么糟糕? 這簡(jiǎn)直是通往地獄之門
[09:06.16]There's gOtta be a better plaCe. l'll help yOu lOOK. 一定有更好的地方，我?guī)湍阏?/p>
[09:09.84]- Guilt? - PrObably. -罪惡感? -或許吧
[09:11.32]l brOKe up with him, and he's gOt nO mOney, nO savings, nO nOthing. 我跟他分手，他沒有錢 沒有存款，一無(wú)所有
[09:19.28]There shOuld be a City-funded breaK-up hOusing fOr thOse in need. 紐約市應(yīng)該要成立分手之家 給那些有需要的人
[09:23.08]Really? 是嗎?
[09:25.84]A big Orphanage where Old bOyfriends COuld thinK abOut what they did wrOng 在那里前男友們可以反省 他們做錯(cuò)了什么
[09:29.84]and Cry themselves tO sleep in a Clean, safe envirOnment. 在干凈安全的房間哭著入睡
[09:35.52]YOu thinK yOu dOn't really want him tO mOve away? 你是不是舍不得他搬走?
[09:36.56]lt's nOt that simple. 不是那么簡(jiǎn)單
[09:38.56]My head tells me it's time fOr him tO leave, but the idea Of him 我的理智告訴我 應(yīng)該要他離開了
[09:43.56]mOving intO a basement apartment in West Shit Street breaKs my heart. 不過想到他要搬到那樣的地方 卻讓我心碎
[09:47.100]lt's a COmmOn belief that wOmen use the left, emOtiOnal side Of their brain 一般認(rèn)為 女人習(xí)慣用管情緒的左腦思考
[09:53.16]and men the right, mOre lOgiCal side. 男人則是用管邏輯的右腦
[09:56.16]But is it really that Cut and dry? 不過真的是天生如此嗎?
[09:59.24]When it COmes tO affairs Of the heart, 當(dāng)問題的出發(fā)點(diǎn)是感情
[10:02.96]there's a battle between what we KnOw and what we feel. 理智就得跟情感交戰(zhàn)
[10:03.52]What dO yOu dO in a situatiOn 當(dāng)陷入這種 左腦與右腦的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)時(shí)
[10:07.40]that leaps baCK and fOrth between the left and right side? 你要怎么做?
[10:10.96]ln relatiOnships, is it smarter tO fOllOw yOur heart Or yOur head? 談感情時(shí)，到底應(yīng)順從感覺 還是聽從理智?
[10:14.56]This is Trey when he graduated frOm mediCal sChOOl. 這是崔從醫(yī)學(xué)院畢業(yè)的照片
[10:17.84]Later that weeK, CharlOtte met the head and heart Of Trey's family - 幾天后 夏綠蒂會(huì)見崔家族的重心
[10:22.72]his mOther, Bunny MaCDOugal. 他的母親，邦妮麥克道格
[10:23.52]Trey, yOu lOOK sO Cute in a Cap and gOwn! 崔，你穿學(xué)士服好可愛
[10:27.56]That was befOre we jumped in the fOuntain and hell brOKe lOOse. 那是在我們跳進(jìn)噴泉前拍的
[10:32.44]What's next - bOy sCOut snaps? 接下來(lái)呢? 賣童子軍薄脆餅的照片?
[10:35.56]COunt yOur blessings l didn't bring the One On the bearsKin rug. 至少我沒有把 熊皮地毯那一張帶來(lái)
[10:36.12]YOu'll have tO exCuse her. She's a bit Of a Camera nazi. 請(qǐng)見諒，她根本是照相狂
[10:40.12]lf yOu insist On dragging us dOwn memOry lane, 你要是堅(jiān)持把我們 拖進(jìn)時(shí)光隧道
[10:43.40]l'm getting a real drinK. ExCuse me, a Glenlivet rOCKs, please. 我就要喝點(diǎn)酒 抱歉，我要威士忌加冰
[10:48.08]Maybe yOu shOuld have a red wine instead. Better fOr the heart. 你應(yīng)該點(diǎn)紅酒，對(duì)心臟比較好
[10:53.40]- All righty. - Red wine. -好的 -紅酒
[10:56.88]ThOmas, we'd lOve sOme mOre nibbly Cheese things. 湯瑪士 我們還要一點(diǎn)起司小點(diǎn)心
[10:59.28]- Very gOOd, ma'am. - ThanK yOu. -好的，女士 -謝謝你
[11:02.88]He's Older than water, but never fOrgets a martini. 他年歲有了 卻不曾忘記我的馬丁尼
[11:08.92]- DO yOu play tennis? - Mm-hm. -你會(huì)打網(wǎng)球嗎? -會(huì)
[11:12.44]l liKe her. 我喜歡她
[11:12.40]JOin the Club. 加入俱樂部吧
[11:14.68]- What are yOu twO dOing tOnight? - We've gOt reservatiOns at ClOChe. -你們兩個(gè)今晚有什么計(jì)劃? -我們要去克羅許吃晚餐
[11:19.84]l was there last weeK. DisappOinting Crab and the hOst was rude. 我上禮拜去過了 蟹肉很難吃，服務(wù)很差
[11:28.44]Maybe yOu shOuld gO tO C?te Basque instead. 或許你們應(yīng)該到巴斯克餐廳
[11:30.32]All righty. 好的
[11:34.00]CharlOtte was impressed with Bunny's teChnique. 夏綠蒂驚訝于邦妮的小技巧
[11:34.76]Trey had been lOOKing fOrward tO ClOChe all weeK. 崔已經(jīng)期待了一個(gè)禮拜 到克羅許吃晚餐
[11:39.84]Meanwhile, dOwntOwn, Samantha was entertaining Adam Ball, a film editOr 在此同時(shí)，莎曼珊正在取悅 電影剪接師亞當(dāng)巴爾
[11:44.80]whO made a living Cutting COming attraCtiOns fOr film COmpanies. 他靠著剪接精彩片段 賺得可觀收入
[11:49.68]COming. 快來(lái)了
[11:51.48]l'm COming. 快出來(lái)了
[11:56.36]Oh, man! 老天
[11:58.72]YOu give gOOd head. 你很會(huì)口交
[12:06.80]l'm dating a guy with the funKiest tasting spunK. 我約會(huì)對(duì)象的精液難聞到不行
[12:16.56]And she's never COming baCK. 她不會(huì)回來(lái)了
[12:17.32]SOrry, but whO else Can l talK tO abOut this? 我還能跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)?
[12:19.00]- Might l suggest, nO One? - YOu're my girlfriends. Help me. -或許都不要說(shuō) -你們是我們的朋友，幫幫我
[12:23.88]- Have yOu ever had this prOblem? - NOt really. -你們有過這樣的困擾嗎? -沒有
[12:26.64]But l have tO admit it's never been a trip tO BasKin-RObins. 那種滋味絕不好受
[12:30.92]This guy is very sOur. LiKe asparagus gOne bad Or sOmething. 這個(gè)男人的味道很酸 好像蘆筍壞掉的味道
[12:35.04]Can l CanCel my riCe pudding? 可以取消我的米布丁嗎?
[12:37.72]Beautiful guy, great in bed, it's sO disappOinting. 很帥的男人，床上功夫驚人 卻又令人掃興
[12:40.88]lt's liKe a bad bOttle Of BeaujOlais NOuveau the first day Of seasOn. 好像是品嘗一瓶壞掉的紅酒
[12:45.84]lt's tO dO with nutritiOn. l OnCe dated a smOKer. lt affeCted hOw his tasted. 應(yīng)該跟營(yíng)養(yǎng)有關(guān) 抽煙的人味道也會(huì)改變
[12:47.24]They shOuld put that On the paCK tO Cut baCK sales. 煙盒應(yīng)該印上這個(gè)標(biāo)語(yǔ)
[12:50.40]Maybe there's sOmething he COuld eat tO maKe it sweeter. 或許他可以吃些什么改變味道
[12:54.68]- YOu shOuld write tO Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funKy spunK, help! -你應(yīng)該寫信給瑪莎 -親愛的瑪莎，救救怪味精液
[12:59.88]Dear funKy spunK, try a hint Of mint. 親愛的怪味精液 試試看微量的薄荷
[13:03.52]lt's nOt just asparagus. lt's asparagus and sOmething else. 不只是蘆筍味，還有些別的
[13:06.60]l KnOw: ClOrOx. 我知道，還有高樂士清潔劑
[13:09.80]- At least it'll get yOur whites whiter. - This is seriOus. l almOst gagged. -至少會(huì)讓你的白帶更白 -這很嚴(yán)重，我差點(diǎn)噎死
[13:12.08]- That is seriOus. - What am l gOnna dO? -這很嚴(yán)重 -我該怎么辦?
[13:13.96]- Just dOn't give him head again. - l never even thOught Of that. -不要再幫他口交了 -我倒是沒有想過
[13:18.36]Casual head is baCK nOw?. 你覺得無(wú)所謂?
[13:21.56]lt's fine. He's healthy, and l dOn't swallOw. 沒關(guān)系，他很健康 我也不吞下去
[13:23.92]As lOng as yOu and the Center fOr disease COntrOl are fine with it. 要是你跟疾病管制中心 都覺得無(wú)所謂的話
[13:27.92]He lOves getting head, but what man dOesn't? 他喜歡口交 哪個(gè)男人不喜歡?
[13:30.16]lf the COme-situatiOn were reversed, dO yOu thinK men wOuld gO near it? 要是精液是女人的 男人會(huì)愿意接近嗎?
[13:35.44]Maybe. lf it tasted liKe beer. 或許吧，如果滋味像啤酒的話
[13:38.84]Miranda Came hOme tO sOmething that was even harder tO swallOw. 稍晚，米蘭達(dá)回家發(fā)現(xiàn) 更令人難以下咽的事
[13:42.88]YOu have One new message. 你有一通新留言
[13:46.100]Hi. lf this is Steve's number... 史蒂夫嗎?我是瑪拉
[13:51.44]This is Barbara. We met last night. l'm the advertising exeC. 我們昨晚見過面 我是點(diǎn)啤酒的廣告公司主管
[13:54.36]Steve, if this is yOu, Call me. l'd lOve tO gO tO a mOvie sOmetime. 史蒂夫，聽到的話回我電 我很樂意跟你去看電影
[14:00.92]TOday, 12:22 pm. 今天中午十二點(diǎn)二十二分
[14:06.04]And On an answering maChine aCrOss tOwn... 在城市另一頭的答錄機(jī)上
[14:10.12]YOu have One new message. 你有一通新留言
[14:13.52]Hi, it's me. l need tO talK tO yOu abOut what l said the Other day. 是我，我需要跟你談?wù)?我之前說(shuō)過的事
[14:17.100]lt's impOrtant. YOu KnOw my Cell number. 很重要，你知道我手機(jī)號(hào)碼
[14:20.76]The right side Of my brain tOld me tO delete it. 我的右腦告訴我將它刪掉
[14:24.84]But l left it. 不過我留下來(lái)了
[14:26.96]lt's impOrtant. YOu KnOw my Cell number. 很重要，你知道我手機(jī)號(hào)碼
[14:29.92]Seven playbaCKs later, l invited an impartial judge. 在播放了七次之后 我請(qǐng)來(lái)公正的法官
[14:33.48]- Well? - YOu shOuld have punChed him. -怎么樣? -你應(yīng)該揍他
[14:35.08]He wants tO get baCK tOgether, right? That's the tOne. 他想要復(fù)合，對(duì)不對(duì)? 他說(shuō)話的音調(diào)
[14:36.56]The ''Hi'' and the ''lt's impOrtant''. ls that what it means? 那個(gè)“你好”和“很重要”
[14:39.56]We will never KnOw. They still dOn't KnOw whO Killed Kennedy. 我們永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)知道 就像是誰(shuí)殺了甘迺迪
[14:47.80]- What shOuld l dO? - lt's ObviOus what yOu want tO dO -我應(yīng)該怎么做? -你想要怎么做很明顯
[14:48.100]Or yOu wOuldn't listen tO it and what happened tO the sane part Of yOu? 要不然你也不會(huì)聽七次 理智的你跑哪里去了?
[14:54.96]l dOn't KnOw. After the fifth playbaCK he gOt in a little. 我不知道 放了五次后我的心就動(dòng)搖了
[14:58.36]- l hate my maChine. - Yeah. -我討厭答錄機(jī) -沒錯(cuò)
[15:02.64]l hate mine tOO. 我也討厭我的
[15:03.12]Steve gOt a message frOm a girl desperate fOr him tO gO tO a mOvie. 有個(gè)女主管留言說(shuō) 她很想跟史蒂夫約會(huì)
[15:08.88]- Already? He's still On yOur COuCh. - l KnOw. lt's amazing. -真的?他還睡在你家呢 -我知道，真不可思議
[15:12.88]A 34-year-Old guy with nO mOney and nO plaCe tO live 沒有錢沒有住處的 三十四歲老男人
[15:16.72]beCause he's single, he's a CatCh. 因?yàn)閱紊砭秃軗屖?/p>
[15:19.92]But a 34-year-Old wOman with a jOb and a great hOme 有工作有房子的 三十四歲老女人
[15:22.00]beCause she's single, is COnsidered tragiC. 因?yàn)閱紊硭钥杀?/p>
[15:22.32]Depressing. 真令人沮喪
[15:24.100]Let's listen tO that message again. 我們?cè)俾犚淮瘟粞?/p>
[15:27.48]l'm deleting it. 我就把它刪掉
[15:31.96]But it wasn't that simple. 不過沒有這么簡(jiǎn)單
[15:33.96]As sOOn as Miranda left, my emOtiOns Overruled bOth sides Of my brain. 米蘭達(dá)一走 我的情感就掩沒我的左右腦
[15:40.72]- HellO? - lt's Carrie. -哪位? -我是凱莉
[15:42.20]Oh, hey. ThanKs fOr Calling. 你好，謝謝你打來(lái)
[15:45.80]lt's abOut getting Out Of my marriage. 我之前說(shuō)我打算離婚
[15:46.96]l didn't KnOw why l Called Or what l wanted, 我不知道我為什么打電話 不過我的心狂跳不止
[15:50.76]but suddenly my heart was raCing.
[15:55.12]l thOught abOut it, and it's gOing tO COst me a lOt. 我仔細(xì)思考過 贍養(yǎng)費(fèi)將很可觀
[15:59.60]YOu shOuld fOrget abOut what l said. 當(dāng)我沒說(shuō)過好了
[16:00.100]l made my bed, l shOuld lie in it. 我自己闖的禍，自己負(fù)責(zé)
[16:06.44]YOu dO that. 沒錯(cuò)
[16:08.00]lt was what l needed. A shOCK treatment tO jOlt me baCK tO sanity. 我需要的就是這個(gè) 把我拉回現(xiàn)實(shí)的沖擊
[16:17.96]- YOu have CraCKs. - ExCuse me? -你有裂縫 -你說(shuō)什么?
[16:23.48]The Ceiling. 天花板
[16:26.84]HOw lOng have they been there? 出現(xiàn)多久了?
[16:29.80]- Just three years. - Oh, just three years? -三年而已 -三年還而已?
[16:34.08]DOn't taKe this the wrOng way, but this plaCe COuld use a little wOrK. 不要誤會(huì) 不過你這里需要整修
[16:37.36]l Can't affOrd it. 我負(fù)擔(dān)不起
[16:41.56]- YOu gOt 8,000 buCKs wOrth Of shOes. - l needed thOse. -你有價(jià)值八千塊的鞋 -那是我需要的
[16:47.60]YOu COuld dO little things - plaster, strip the flOOrs... 可以做些小工程 上灰泥，重鋪地板
[16:48.56]YOu have nO idea hOw beautiful it wOuld be if we tOOK it dOwn a level. 你不知道小小整修后會(huì)多漂亮
[16:55.36]l dOn't KnOw hOw tO dO that stuff. 我不知道怎么做
[16:57.92]l dO. 我知道
[16:60.04]- Let me strip yOur flOOrs. - lsn't that a lOt Of wOrK? -讓我?guī)湍沅伒匕?-這個(gè)工程不是很浩大嗎?
[17:04.68]NO. lt'll just taKe a day. YOu wOn't KnOw l'm here. 只要一天 你根本不會(huì)知道我在工作
[17:05.20]Sure? Really? 確定嗎?真的嗎?
[17:08.80]A speCial lady needs a speCial hOme. 特別的女孩需要特別的房子
[17:15.52]Here am l with a guy whO wanted tO maKe my hOme better. 我身邊的男人 想讓我的家更美好
[17:20.68]SOmewhere Out there was a guy whO wanted tO pull it apart. 而遠(yuǎn)處那人卻想破壞這一切
[17:23.20]lt wasn't a left Or right-brainer, it was a nO-brainer. 這不是使用左腦右腦的問題 這根本就是有沒有大腦
[17:28.04]- Tell me why we're here again. - l'm maKing an effOrt tO eat better. -我們?yōu)槭裁匆竭@里來(lái)? -我要吃得健康一點(diǎn)
[17:32.64]After a brOwse On the healthysperm.COm web page, 在搜尋過健康精液網(wǎng)站之后
[17:36.52]Samantha invited Adam Ball tO dinner. 莎曼珊邀亞當(dāng)吃晚餐
[17:39.92]OK, here are yOur wheat grass shOts. 這是你們的麥芽草汁
[17:42.16]l'll be right baCK with the menus. 我馬上拿菜單過來(lái)
[17:50.92]- l Can't drinK that. - Try it. lt's very gOOd fOr yOu. -我不想喝 -喝喝看，這對(duì)你很好
[17:55.40]BOttOms up. 干杯
[18:13.16]That shit is funKy! 這玩意味道真奇怪
[18:15.40]Samantha fOught the urge nOt tO tell Adam Ball he didn't KnOw frOm funKy. 莎曼珊很想告訴亞當(dāng) 什么味道才真的奇怪
[18:20.16]HOw lOng dOes it taKe fOr wheat grass tO wOrK intO yOur system? 麥芽草汁要多久奏效?
[18:26.32]- Hard tO say. - BallparK. -很難說(shuō) -大約估計(jì)一下
[18:31.88]An hOur and a half. 一個(gè)半小時(shí)
[18:32.24]We shOuld Order. 我們來(lái)點(diǎn)餐吧
[18:33.68]An hOur and a half, twO wheat grass shOts 一個(gè)半小時(shí)后 吃完了麥芽草汁和甜瓜
[18:36.12]and a ginger-melOn smOOthie later,
[18:39.04]l'm COming. 我要出來(lái)了
[18:41.52]l'm COming. 我要出來(lái)了
[18:45.48]Man, man, man, yOu give gOOd head. 老天，你真棒
[18:53.76]Oh, babe. 寶貝
[18:58.84]What? YOu dOn't liKe yOur salad? 怎么了?不喜歡你的沙拉?
[19:02.08]NO. The dressing's a tad...sOmething. 不喜歡，沙拉醬有一點(diǎn)怪…
[19:03.56]ExCuse me, l'd liKe tO Change this fOr the ruCOla and endive. 抱歉，我想換蘆薈和萵苣
[19:10.04]YOu shOuld try the tOmatO basil. lt's sweeter. 你應(yīng)該試試番茄羅勒 比較甜美
[19:14.52]All righty. 好吧
[19:18.36]- MOm was quite taKen with yOu. - She is? -媽媽很喜歡你 -真的嗎?
[19:23.68]Why wOuldn't she be? YOu're exquisite. 為什么會(huì)不喜歡?你很完美
[19:27.96]YOu are a dream COme true. 就像從夢(mèng)境中走出來(lái)的
[19:28.40]CharlOtte Knew this was the mOment, 夏綠蒂知道這一刻就要來(lái)臨
[19:32.40]that magiC mOment where Trey was gOing tO asK her tO be his wife. 崔就要向她求婚了
[19:38.20]- CharlOtte. - Yes? -夏綠蒂 -什么事?
[19:40.84]- TOmatO and basil? - Yes. -番茄羅勒? -是的
[19:47.12]EnjOy. 請(qǐng)享用
[19:49.32]DOesn't this lOOK liKe a little plate Of heaven? 這看起來(lái)真美味
[19:54.68]This basil is perfeCtiOn. 羅勒真是完美
[19:56.76]What is it abOut yOu CharlOtte? YOu always KnOw just what l want. 夏綠蒂，你怎么辦到的? 總是知道我要的是什么
[20:05.60]- Maybe we shOuld get married. - All righty. -或許我們應(yīng)該結(jié)婚 -好的
[20:15.44]- l'm engaged. - Oh, my GOd. Really? -我訂婚了 -老天，真的嗎?
[20:18.56]- That's wOnderful, sweetie. - l prOpOsed tO myself. -太棒了，親愛的 -我跟我自己求婚
[20:24.00]- What? - Yes. -什么? -沒錯(cuò)
[20:25.88]l suggested he have a tOmatO salad, then l suggested we get married. 我建議他吃番茄沙拉 然后建議我們結(jié)婚
[20:28.64]What did he say? 他說(shuō)什么?
[20:32.28]''All righty.'' “好的”
[20:34.32]''All righty''? He said, ''All righty''? 他說(shuō)“好的”?
[20:36.24]The upsetting thing is prOpOsing tO a guy whO says ''all righty''. 你向一個(gè)說(shuō)“好的”的男人 求婚才是令人沮喪
[20:42.68]StOp. 不要再說(shuō)了
[20:42.68]- All righty. - l was the One suppOsed tO say yes. -好的 -我應(yīng)該是說(shuō)好的那一個(gè)
[20:48.24]- WhO Cares abOut thOse stupid rules? - l dO. -誰(shuí)在乎那些無(wú)謂的規(guī)則? -我在乎
[20:50.36]YOu're OverreaCting. YOu lOve Trey, right? 你反應(yīng)過度了 你愛崔，對(duì)不對(duì)?
[20:54.20]And yOu want tO marry him, right? 你想要嫁給他，對(duì)吧?
[20:58.92]Yes, but there was nO Kneeling. 但是他沒有跪下來(lái)
[21:02.00]There was nO ring, nO nOthing. 沒有戒指，什么都沒有
[21:05.04]This is an awful engagement stOry. What am l suppOsed tO tell my Kids? 這真是一個(gè)糟透了的求婚故事 我要怎么告訴我的小孩?
[21:07.64]MOmmy really wanted tO get married, sO Daddy said, ''All righty''. 媽媽想結(jié)婚，爸爸說(shuō)“好的”
[21:14.00]SO unrOmantiC. 真是不浪漫
[21:28.60]Steve? The dOg! 史蒂夫?你的狗
[21:39.32]Steve. lt's 4:00 am. 史蒂夫，現(xiàn)在是凌晨四點(diǎn)
[21:48.08]Miranda realized he was with the girl exeCutive. 米蘭達(dá)知道他跟女主管在一起
[21:50.68]lt was OffiCially Over. She finally gOt it intO her head. 他們之間正式結(jié)束了 她終于領(lǐng)悟到這一點(diǎn)
[22:09.16]- MOrning. - MOrning. -早安 -早安
[22:10.08]- l tOOK the dOg Out already. - ThanKs. l was... -我?guī)Ч飞⑦^步了 -謝謝，我…
[22:16.16]There's COffee, and l CirCled a bunCh Of apartments that sOund gOOd. 咖啡在這里 我?guī)湍阏伊藥组g不錯(cuò)的公寓
[22:19.40]l'll get Out Of here tOday. ThanKs fOr letting me sleep On yOur COuCh. 我今天應(yīng)該會(huì)搬出去 謝謝你讓我睡在沙發(fā)上
[22:25.76]YOu're welCOme. 不客氣
[22:38.28]l thinK we did pretty gOOd. 我們處理得很好
[22:42.68]We did us prOud. 我為我們感到驕傲
[22:46.28]Steve... 史蒂夫…
[22:46.24]- Never mind. - What? -沒什么 -什么事?
[22:52.60]l was gOnna say, ''Keep in tOuCh'', but that wOuld be weird. 我本來(lái)要說(shuō)“保持聯(lián)絡(luò)” 不過太奇怪了
[22:57.80]l guess we COuld dO that. 我想我們可以的
[23:26.72]Aidan. 艾登
[23:35.16]YOu said l wOuldn't be bOthered. l'm bOthered. 你說(shuō)我不會(huì)被打擾 但我確實(shí)被打擾了
[23:39.64]- lt's tOO lOud? - Yeah. l've gOt a deadline. -太大聲了嗎? -對(duì)，我在趕稿
[23:43.40]- GO tO my hOuse. - NO, l Can't write there. -到我家去 -不，我在那里無(wú)法寫作
[23:46.68]Pete's jumping all Over me. He's deleting things. 皮特會(huì)在我身邊跳來(lái)跳去
[23:51.08]l'm leaving. l'll be at the StanhOpe HOtel. 我要離開到史坦霍普飯店
[23:54.64]- At least let me pay fOr it. - NO, l gOt it. -至少讓我付錢 -不用了，我來(lái)就好
[23:59.20]This is why l dOn't dO hOme repairs. UnfOreseen COsts. 我不整修家里就是這個(gè)原因 很多預(yù)期之外的費(fèi)用
[24:02.20]YOu'll lOve these flOOrs. 你會(huì)喜歡這個(gè)地板的
[24:05.20]MOm was beside herself. She demanded yOur address... 媽媽擅作主張 她要你的地址以便送你花
[24:09.16]- ...sO she COuld send flOwers. - That's niCe. 很窩心
[24:11.96]CharlOtte had dOne the impOssible in New YOrK. 夏綠蒂完成不可能的任務(wù) 她跟心上人訂了婚
[24:12.04]She was engaged tO her heart's desire.
[24:16.72]UnfOrtunately, she COuldn't get the way it happened Out Of her head. 但她卻忘不了求婚的經(jīng)過
[24:20.00]Wait. 等一下
[24:22.00]l thinK we shOuld stOp here fOr a minute. 我想我們應(yīng)該在這里 停留一會(huì)兒
[24:25.76]Maybe we shOuld gO in and find yOu the mOst beautiful ring they have. 我們應(yīng)該進(jìn)去 幫你挑個(gè)漂亮的戒指
[24:32.52]All righty. 好的
[24:33.12]FrOm that mOment On, CharlOtte wOuld tell everyOne 從那一刻開始 夏綠蒂可以昭告天下
[24:38.28]that in frOnt Of Tiffany's, Out Of nOwhere, Trey pOpped the questiOn. 就在蒂芬妮前面 崔提出了那個(gè)問題
[24:41.56]And she said, ''All righty''. 然后她說(shuō)“好的”
[24:60.16]l'm nOt really in the mOOd fOr that tOnight. 我今晚不想這樣
[25:03.84]COme On, baby, yOu give the greatest head. Please. 別這樣，寶貝，你最棒了
[25:07.04]- lt's nOt gOnna happen. - Why? What's the prOblem? -不可能的 -為什么?有什么問題嗎?
[25:12.28]Well, Adam... 亞當(dāng)，是這樣的…
[25:15.96]- YOu've gOt funKy tasting spunK. - What? -你的精液有怪味 -什么?
[25:18.52]YOu heard me. YOur spunK is funKy. 你聽到了，你的精液有怪味
[25:21.64]- My spunK? - COme, spOOge, jiz, jOy juiCe. FunKy. -我的精液? -對(duì)，精液有怪味
[25:26.96]l've heard bad exCuses fOr nOt giving head, but this One taKes the CaKe. 我聽過千奇百怪不口交的藉口 這一個(gè)最奇怪
[25:29.64]- ExCuse me? - YOu're a twO blOw jOb ChiCK. -你說(shuō)什么? -你真是吊人胃口
[25:34.56]They're in the COming attraCtiOns but l'll never see them in the mOvie. 你把正片沒有的口交鏡頭 放在預(yù)告片中
[25:37.00]l resent that. l lOve giving head. 我也不喜歡這樣，我喜歡口交
[25:40.68]Then give me a little BJ. Up and dOwn a COuple Of times, it's easy. 那就快點(diǎn)就位 上上下下來(lái)回幾趟就成了
[25:46.56]YOu men have nO idea what we're dealing with dOwn there. 你們男人不知道我們的辛苦
[25:50.96]Teeth plaCement, jaw stress, suCtiOn, and gag reflex, 牙齒要放對(duì)位，下顎緊繃 吸吮和快室息的感覺
[25:54.04]all the while bObbing up and dOwn, mOaning and trying tO breathe. Easy? 在上上下下之際 還要一邊呻吟呼吸，簡(jiǎn)單嗎?
[25:57.72]HOney, they dOn't Call it a jOb fOr nOthin'. 親愛的，不是你想的那么容易
[26:04.68]NOw, having said all that, 說(shuō)了這么多
[26:06.04]with the right man it Can be fabulOus. 你這么正點(diǎn)的男人
[26:11.80]That is, unless the man has spunK that's liKe the rOtten egg buffet. 精液卻有像爛雞蛋般的怪味
[26:17.68]COme On, it Can't be that bad. 拜托，沒那么糟吧
[26:21.56]l'll maKe a deal with yOu. 我跟你打個(gè)商量
[26:24.56]YOu try it. 你試吃看看
[26:27.52]lf yOu're fine with it, l'll be fine with it. 要是你無(wú)所謂，我也無(wú)所謂
[26:33.68]l Can't dO that. lt's gay. 我辦不到，那是同性戀
[26:34.48]lt's nOt gay, if it's yOu. 如果是你自己的就不算
[26:39.36]TaKe it Or leave it. 要不要隨便你
[26:40.96]Ten minutes later, Samantha learnt hOw far men wOuld gO fOr a blOw jOb. 十分鐘后，莎曼珊見識(shí)到 男人有多喜歡口交
[26:47.52]l'm fine with it. 我可以接受
[26:55.88]Samantha Kept her wOrd. 莎曼珊信守承諾
[26:55.96]She gave him head, but her heart wasn't in it. 她幫他口交，卻一點(diǎn)都不享受
[27:08.40]- HellO? - lt's me. -哪位? -是我
[27:09.36]- l'm in the lObby. - HOw did yOu KnOw l was here? -我在大廳 -你怎么知道我在這里?
[27:14.96]- That guy at yOur plaCe... - YOu Called my hOuse again? -在你公寓那個(gè)家伙… -你又打電話去我家?
[27:17.64]- l have tO talK tO yOu. - l have tO talK tO yOu tOO. Stay there. -我得跟你談?wù)?-我也是，我馬上下去
[27:23.08]Shit. 該死
[27:36.60]- This is nOt the lObby. - Have a drinK. -這不是大廳 -喝一杯
[27:39.76]What are yOu dOing, Calling my hOuse, fOllOwing me tO hOtels? 你這是做什么?打電話到我家 跟蹤我到飯店?
[27:44.24]COuld yOu sit dOwn fOr One minute and listen tO me? 你能不能坐下來(lái)聽我說(shuō)?
[27:47.32]Please. One minute. 給我一分鐘就好
[27:52.04]l dOn't have time. l have a bOyfriend and a deadline, 我沒有時(shí)間 我有男朋友，還要趕稿
[27:54.28]and yOu have a wife and a drinKing prOblem. 而你有老婆，還有酗酒問題
[27:58.00]- l'm nOt drunK. - Then what is yOur exCuse? -我沒有醉 -那你有什么藉口?
[27:60.16]SlOw dOwn, l Can't thinK. 不要急，我無(wú)法思考
[28:06.100]- l was an asshOle the Other day. - Yes. -前幾天我很過分 -沒錯(cuò)
[28:11.12]When l said l was leaving, yOu didn't say anything. l gOt nervOus, sO... 當(dāng)我說(shuō)我要離開 你卻無(wú)動(dòng)于衷，我很緊張
[28:14.76]SO, what? 什么?
[28:20.16]l dOn't KnOw. 我不知道
[28:20.04]This has tO stOp - flirting, jerKing me arOund, Calling my bOyfriend. 你不能再對(duì)我調(diào)情，耍得我 團(tuán)團(tuán)轉(zhuǎn)，打電話給我男朋友
[28:27.84]He dOesn't KnOw abOut yOu, and l dOn't want him tO. 他不知道你是誰(shuí) 我不想告訴他
[28:28.28]Why? 為什么?
[28:31.40]GO, lie in yOur beige bed. 回家睡在米色床上吧
[28:41.60]Carrie, wait, wait. 凱莉，等一下
[28:44.52]l haven't explained this very well. Wait a minute. Listen. 我是來(lái)做進(jìn)一步解釋的 等一下，聽我說(shuō)
[28:49.20]The thing is, fuCK, l miss yOu. 事實(shí)是…我想你
[28:51.04]TOO bad. 太遲了
[28:53.44]- DO nOt COme in here. - l have tO talK tO yOu. -不要進(jìn)來(lái) -我得跟你談?wù)?/p>
[28:58.24]What? What is it yOu have tO say? 談什么?有什么好談的?
[29:01.28]l made a mistaKe. 我錯(cuò)了
[29:04.20]FuCK yOu. 去你的
[29:05.56]l lOve yOu. 我愛你
[29:09.72]FuCK yOu. 去你的
[29:17.72]My mind was yelling hOw angry l was, but my heart... 我的心吶喊著我有多憤怒 但是我的心卻…
[29:22.16]FuCK me. 跟我上床
[29:42.04]And just liKe that l lOst my head. 就這樣，我失去了理智
