欲望都市11 The Drought

[00:00.00] 12.07.25 08:19:53 [00:05.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:44.40]“回歸現實” [00:47.24]New York City is all about sex. 紐約人滿腦子想的都和性有關 [00:50.24]People getting it, people trying to get it, and people who can't get it. 有人正在享受性愛 有人想得到，有些人卻得不到 [00:56.48]No wonder the city never sleeps. lt's too busy trying to get laid, 難怪紐約是個不夜城 人們根本忙得沒時間睡 [00:59.96]but if you ever actually do manage 但如果你想和某人上床 [01:01.24]to get someone in bed, [01:05.56]the real fun begins. 有趣的事就來了 [01:07.04]That's the kind with nuts in it. 里面好像有堅果 [01:09.52]We love our nuts. 我們愛堅果 [01:18.44]After sleeping together for many weeks, 我和大人物同床共枕幾星期后 [01:21.24]Mr Big and l had gotten comfortable enough to really sleep together. 我們好像越來越習慣睡在一起 [01:31.60]lt was nice. lt was the way l'd always dreamed it could be. 這種感覺很棒 這是我夢寐以求的相處方式 [01:35.44]- Good morning. - Morning. -早 -早 [01:48.28]- Was that you? - Oh, my God. -是你? -天啊 [01:54.84]- l think it might be worse under there. - Shut up! -有可能更糟 -閉嘴… [02:01.32]l hadn't dressed so quickly 我飛快穿好衣服 [02:05.40]since getting caught in the boy's dorm sophomore year. 好像是在男生宿舍被抓到一樣 [02:05.76]- Wait, don't you want some coffee? - Gosh. l'm late for a thing. -等一下，你要喝杯咖啡? -不，我遲到了 [02:11.44]Oh, my God. l was mortified. 天啊，真是糗死了 [02:15.32]l didn't call him the rest of the day. 接著一整天我都沒打給他 [02:16.80]l tried to lose myself in work, but every time l stopped to think, 想讓自己忙于工作 但每次一停下來 [02:22.28]l'd relive my hell all over again. 那聲音就是揮之不去 [02:26.56]The next day l realized how childish l was behaving. 隔天我發(fā)覺到 自己的行為實在太幼稚了 [02:31.32]l decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach, 所以決定化解僵局 用成熟的方式來解決 [02:33.84]complete and utter denial. 全盤否認 [02:37.28]So l saw the Met is opening a new Goya exhibit. 我看到麥特畫廊 要舉行哥雅的畫作展 [02:39.60]- Do you want to go this Saturday? - Sure. -這星期六你要去嗎? -好 [02:42.76]Could you get me more sauce, please? 麻煩幫我再拿點醬? [02:47.44]l most certainly can. 沒問題 [02:49.20]We have to stop and see the Renoirs. l love the Renoirs. 我們可順便去看雷諾瓦的畫 我好喜歡雷諾瓦 [02:53.88]OK. 好 [03:01.56]There's a moment in every relationship where romance gives way to reality. 這就是每段戀情 從浪漫轉為現實的時刻 [03:21.24]You know what? l'm exhausted. 你知道嗎?我累慘了 [03:26.40]- Be all right if we just call it a night? - Sure. -我們今晚休息，好嗎? -好 [03:32.76]- Sorry. Good night. - Night. -對不起，晚安 -晚安 [03:39.24]That was the first night we slept together and didn't make love. 這是我們第一次睡在一起 卻沒做愛 [03:43.80]By the next week it was three times in a row, l was beginning to worry. 到下星期，已經連續(xù)發(fā)生三次 我開始擔心起來 [03:47.88]Three times? Try three months. 三次?試試三個月吧 [03:50.84]- No. - Yes! -不會吧? -沒錯 [03:54.44]Now would be a good time to wipe that horrified look off your face. 到了三個月時 你臉上就不會有這種恐懼表情 [03:56.20]Sorry, sweetie. l just... l didn't know. Where have l been? 抱歉，我只是… 不知道，到底怎么回事? [04:01.80]You've been having sex. l've been renting videos. lt's tragic. 你只是沒有做愛 而我卻可憐到只能去租錄影帶 [04:08.64]l'm two rentals away from some free Gummy Bears. 累積的金額已可以得到 很多免費的QQ糖 [04:10.56]- Relax. You're just in a dry spell. - l can't believe you said that. -放輕松，這只是一陣子 -真不敢相信你會這么講 [04:13.12]You're all freaked out about three times. l'm talking three months. 三次你就大驚小怪 而我說的是三個月 [04:17.48]lt's different. Not doing it when you're with someone 那不一樣 [04:20.96]means more than not doing it when you're not with someone. 有男朋友卻沒做愛 比沒有男朋友做愛還更嚴重 [04:22.48]What are you worried about? 你到底擔心什么? [04:22.88]l thought you said everything felt comfortable and great. 你不是說一切都很順利 感覺很棒? [04:27.96]- Yeah, well, maybe too comfortable. - What do you mean? -對，可能是太順利了 -什么意思? [04:30.64]l farted. 我放屁了 [04:32.00]- l farted in front of my boyfriend. - And? -在我男朋友面前放屁 -然后呢? [04:36.68]And we're no longer having sex. And he thinks of me as one of the boys. 接著我們就不做愛了 他可能把我當成哥兒們 [04:41.16]l'm gonna have to move to another city 接著我要搬到另一個城市去 確定這個恥辱不會永遠跟著我 [04:43.16]where the shame of this won't follow me. [04:47.52]- You farted. You're human. - l don't want him to know that. -你是人，當然會放屁 -但不想被他知道 [04:50.60]l mean, he's this perfect guy. He walks around his perfect apartment, 我是說，他是個完美的人 有間完美的房子 [04:56.36]with his perfect suit. He's just perfect, perfect, perfect! 穿著完美入時的服裝 一切就是太完美… [04:59.12]And l'm the girl who farts. No wonder we're not having sex. 而我卻是個會放屁的女人 難怪我們不能做愛 [05:03.20]You're insane! lt's been three times. lt's perfectly normal. 你哪根筋不對了?三次而已 這相當正常 [05:06.00]Says who? 誰說的? [05:09.80]Say it's not the... then what else is going on? 誰說不做愛… 那么以后怎么辦? [05:12.36]ls it normal to share a bed and not do it? 睡在一起卻不做愛 這很正常嗎? [05:15.12]- lt depends what's normal for you. - God, l hate that. -那得看你對正常的定義 -天啊，真是討厭 [05:20.24]Who am l to know what's normal? 我又不是情場老手 我怎會知道什么才算正常? [05:23.20]l haven't dated in a hundred years. l don't have a clue. 我又沒有身經百戰(zhàn)的戀愛史 根本無從得知 [05:26.00]Well, three months is not normal for me. 對我來說，三個月算不正常 [05:29.36]One month was interesting. Two was numbing. 一個月時還蠻有趣的 兩個月就開始麻木 [05:32.24]Three months, l'm going out of my mind. 三個月，我可能快瘋了 [05:34.64]There are 1 .3 million single men in New York 紐約有130萬單身男性 180萬單身女性 [05:37.12]and 1 .8 million single women. [05:42.60]Of these more than 3 million people, 總共超過300萬的單身人口 [05:42.00]about 1 2 think they're having enough sex. 卻有12%的人 覺得沒得到足夠的性愛 [05:45.56]How often is normal? 究竟多久做一次才算是正常? [05:49.72]l have to masturbate three times a day just to make it through. 我一天得手淫三次 才能解決需求 [05:51.32]Some people take coffee breaks, l take jerk off breaks. 有些人是咖啡休息時間 我則是手淫休息時間 [05:55.40]They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. 有人說33歲的女性 平均一星期要做3.5次 [05:60.68]l'd like to know who that woman is. 我很想知道她是誰 [06:01.88]My wife and l haven't had sex since the baby was born. 從孩子出生后 我和老婆就沒再做過愛 [06:05.56]The baby's applying to Yale next fall. 明年秋天時 小孩就要申請進入耶魯大學 [06:07.84]Once, one time a day, but two time on special day. 平均一天一次 但特殊的日子，則一天兩次 [06:14.08]Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you get. 所謂“正?！本褪?理想與現實的中間點 [06:20.76]Even in the plough position, l could count on Samantha for sexual clarity. 就算在這混沌狀況下 莎曼珊的性愛解析仍值得信賴 [06:24.96]- Good. Move to downward facing dog. - Woof. -好，換成狗吠式 -嗚 [06:29.52]With him, l could do it every hour on the hour. 如果是他 我可以不眠不休大戰(zhàn)一場 [06:33.88]Do you think it means something if Big and l sleep together 如果大人物和我一起睡 卻不做愛 [06:37.04]but don't sleep together? 你覺得這代表什么? [06:39.44]- The truth? - When have l ever wanted that? -說實話? -我不是一向都聽實話? [06:42.72]- Yeah, OK, tell me. - l think there's trouble. -好，說吧 -我覺得麻煩大了 [06:45.72]Sex is a barometer for what's going on in the relationship. 做愛是檢驗彼此關系的氣壓計 [06:47.28]l wasn't going to tell you this but... 我本來不打算說，但… [06:54.76]- l farted. - Then move your mat away. -我放屁 -把那墊子拿走 [06:57.36]Not now. l did it in front of Big. 我不是說現在 我在大人物面前放屁 [06:59.52]- Huge mistake. - You think? -天大的錯誤 -真的? [07:03.72]- lt wasn't a choice, l'm human. - No honey, you're a woman. -又不是我能控制，我是個人 -不，你是個女人 [07:06.80]Men don't like women to be human. We aren't supposed to fart, douche, 男人不喜歡女人像個人類 [07:11.76]use tampons, or have hair in places we shouldn't. 不能放屁，灌洗，或用棉條 甚至不能有毛的地方就不該有 [07:14.52]A guy once broke up with me because l missed a bikini wax. 有個家伙因為我沒抹防曬蠟 和我分手 [07:16.24]l knew it. This is a watershed relationship moment. 我知道 這是我們兩人關系的轉折點 [07:21.12]- l'm never gonna be able to erase it. - Sure you will. -我一定挽救不了了 -可以 [07:24.88]Go and fuck his brains out, he'll forget all about it. 只要和他大戰(zhàn)個幾回合后 他就什么都忘了 [07:26.76]Men aren't that complicated, they're like plants. 男人沒那么復雜 他們就像機器一樣 [07:28.56]Concentrate. Quiet your insides. 集中注意力，內心平靜 [07:31.52]- Now he tells me! - Roll over on your backs. -他在說我 -背部卷縮 [07:35.00]Take goddess pose. Let your breathing work with you. 朝天姿勢 讓呼吸在身體內流竄 [07:39.40]ln and out. 吸氣與吐氣 [07:44.28]吸氣 [07:46.92]吐氣 [07:52.20]Would you like to go for a coffee some time? 你想去喝杯咖啡? [07:52.40]45 minutes and three animal positions later, 45分鐘做了三種動物姿勢后 [07:57.60]Samantha and Siddhartha were sipping green tea 莎曼珊和西達沙 坐在健康食物餐廳內 [07:59.84]at a health food restaurant -Tofu Or Not Tofu. 一起啜飲綠茶，吃著豆制品 [08:01.96]l always feel so amazing after yoga. 我每次做完瑜珈后 就覺得精神奕奕 [08:05.04]My body feels so open, alive. Ready for anything. 通體舒暢，充滿活力 準備蓄勢待發(fā) [08:10.20]- Samantha. - Yes. -莎曼珊 -什么? [08:15.68]l'm celibate. l practice tantric celibacy. 我是獨身主義者 必須遵守宗教禁欲 [08:21.16]- l gave up sex three years ago. - My God, why? -我三年前就放棄性愛 -天啊，為什么? [08:24.92]Or more importantly, why? Didn't you like it? 再說一次，為什么? 你不喜歡? [08:27.12]l loved it. l'd have sex morning, noon, and night, 我愛死了 以前無時無刻都可以做愛 [08:31.76]sometimes three women a day and l was always ready for more. 有時一天和三個女人做 但仍是欲求不滿 [08:35.08]- Well, now you're just being cruel. - No. lt was all ego. -那么你現在對自己太殘忍了 -這才是純粹的自我 [08:40.40]And where l am now is so much better than sex. 我現在的感覺比做愛還棒 [08:43.12]Come on honey, nothing's better than sex. 拜托，任何事都比不上做愛 [08:44.36]Think about really good foreplay. 想想看，很棒的前戲 [08:46.20]Your sexual energy is just starting to awaken. 開始激發(fā)體內的性能量… [08:52.56]Now imagine a three-year foreplay 現在想像 儲存了三年的前戲能量 [08:54.84]where all that sexual energy is coursing through your body, 充沛的性能量在體內運行 [08:58.88]but it never gets released. lt just recycles. 但沒有加以釋放 [09:03.20]lt builds, rises. 只是循環(huán)，累積，提升… [09:06.04]Until your entire being is humming with that electric sexual energy. 直到體內的性能量充滿全身… [09:14.00]My apartment's just around the corner. 我家就在街角 [09:15.52]The only thing hotter than sex... 但比做愛更棒的就是… 不做愛 [09:18.16]is not having sex. 真不可思議 [09:20.60]Amazingly, talking dirty about not having sex [09:23.04]was the most sexually deviant act 西達沙滿口性事卻不行動 [09:25.72]Samantha had participated in for months. 這是幾個月來最讓莎曼珊 感到興奮的性變態(tài)行為 [09:29.56]The next night when l met Charlotte for dinner, 隔天我和夏綠蒂晚餐時 [09:31.72]l'd reached my own transcendental state. Pure Mr Big obsession. 我已經瀕臨瘋狂邊緣 滿腦子想的都是大人物 [09:36.48]第一次，他太累 接著兩次則是… [09:37.80]The first time he was tired and the next two times... [09:43.16]l don't know. l don't know. lt's bad, isn't it? 我不知道…很慘吧? [09:46.60]Relax. Nothing's wrong with your relationship. 別緊張，你們兩人的關系很好 [09:50.48]- That's not all Charlotte, l... - What? -但事情并非這樣 -怎么了? [09:54.56]l couldn't bring myself to tell her. l was afraid she'd go spontaneously deaf. 我根本沒辦法告訴她真相 我怕她聽了后，會突然變聾 [09:57.88]l'm sorry. What were you saying? 抱歉，你說什么? [10:02.32]People put too much emphasis on the importance of sex. 人們老是把性愛看得太重了 [10:04.44]lt's not the most important thing in a relationship. 這并不是感情中最重要的事 [10:08.32]- Right. - Take Kevin and l for example. -對 -就拿我和凱文來說 [10:10.56]We've been going out for weeks and we still haven't done it. 我們已經交往一個月了 卻還沒發(fā)生關系 [10:13.48]We touch and cuddle, but he's sweet. 但我們會撫摸擁抱 他真是太棒了 [10:17.72]He respects my boundaries and l like it. lt makes it special. There he is! 他喜歡他充分尊重我 這段關系與眾不同，他來了 [10:24.92]Meeting a friend's boyfriend for the first time is always a little tense. 和好友的男朋友第一次見面 總會有點不自在 [10:28.16]What if you don't like him? Or he doesn't like you? 如果你不喜歡他? 或者他不喜歡你呢? [10:30.96]Kevin, this is my good friend, Carrie. 凱文，這是好友，凱莉 [10:32.52]- Hey, Carrie. - Hi. -你好，凱莉 -你好 [10:33.44]What if you've already slept with him? 如果你已經和他上過床了? [10:37.20]- You two know each other. - Kind of. -你們認識? -算是吧 [10:39.88]- We used to go out. - Well, kind of used to go out. -我們約過會 -對，算是約會 [10:44.04]You two used to go out. That's so funny. lsn't that funny? 你們兩個約會過?真是巧 [10:49.76]That's my office. l gotta take this. l'll be right back. 是辦公室打來的，我得接電話 我馬上回來 [10:56.52]- OK, when? - Three years ago. -說吧，什么時候? -三年前 [11:01.28]Three years, l can live with that. 三年前，這我能接受 [11:03.76]- Serious? - No. -是認真的? -不是 [11:04.44]Good. Why'd you break up? 很好，為何分手? [11:05.36]We were in different places and l just... 我們分隔兩地，但我… [11:10.84]Carrie, we don't have time for diplomacy, just tell me. 凱莉，沒時間客套了 直接說吧 [11:12.48]He's a sex maniac. 他“做愛成性” [11:21.16]When Charlotte discovered 而當夏綠蒂發(fā)現到 [11:22.12]that Kevin had tucked his libido away for her comfort level, 凱文為了她 而強壓住自己的性欲時 [11:24.04]she was even more moved by his restraint. 她決定采取主動攻勢 [11:29.20]l want you to know how much l appreciate your patience. 我希望你知道 我對你的耐心很感動 [11:32.80]You've been so patient with me. lt shows how much you really care. 你對我這么有耐心 足以證明你很在乎我 [11:37.56]And all that waiting 長期的耐心等待 使得我們的關系更具意義 [11:39.16]is gonna make it all the more special for us now. [11:47.28]There's only gonna be one stop, thanks. 停一個地方就好，謝謝 [12:05.88]- l don't think this is gonna work. - Why, is it me? -這樣不行 -是我的原因? [12:09.08]No, you're great. l'm just not that sexual a guy. 不，你很棒 只是我沒那么有性趣 [12:15.20]lt's me. l know it's me. 是我的原因，我知道 [12:18.04]凱莉說你性欲很強 她甚至說你“做愛成性” [12:19.12]Carrie told me you were quite sexual, in fact she used the word maniac. [12:26.56]That was before. 那是以前 [12:29.72]- Before what? - Prozac. -什么以前? -服藥以前 [12:31.20]Yeah, l used to be such a mess. Mr Mood swing. 我以前的生活一團糟 情緒不穩(wěn)，藥物是我的救星 [12:37.80]lt's a total lifesaver. [12:39.00]The only down side is it takes the air out of my tires. 但唯一的副作用 是讓我變成泄氣的輪胎 [12:42.40]After a while, it's kind of like a taffy pull. 經過一陣子后 就成了變形的太妃糖 [12:44.76]- That's OK. Don't worry about it. - l don't. -沒關系，別擔心 -我不會 [12:49.84]l wish l could say l felt worse. But to tell you the truth, these days, 我或許該說這種感覺很糟 但老實說… [12:55.08]nothing gets me down. 我不會覺得沮喪 [12:57.08]You want to watch a movie? 你想看影片嗎? [13:03.64]Terrified of going to Mr Big's 不敢打電話給大人物的情況 [13:03.16]for what could become another platonic sleepover, 已轉變成精神性失眠癥 [13:07.44]l paced my apartment and tried not to think about our lack of sex when... 我在房里來回踱步 試著不去想我們不做愛… [13:12.28]There they were my new neighbors, Mr and Mrs Get-it-on. 但當我看到新搬來的芳鄰 卻肆無忌憚地瘋狂做愛時… [13:18.56]A couple so obviously into each other there was only one thing to do... 這對情侶顯然已到忘我的境界 而我唯一能做的就是… [13:21.44]watch. 欣賞 [13:28.08]Then something wonderful happened. My desire overcame my fear. 突然間美好的事發(fā)生了 欲望克服了恐懼 [13:31.20]Hi, it's me. ls it OK if l come over? 是我，我現在可以過去嗎? [13:36.56]OK. 好 [13:39.92]Across town at the corner of Nirvana and West Third, 同時在西三街的極樂世界里 [13:39.100]Siddhartha was helping Samantha along her newfound path. 西達沙正在幫助莎曼珊 發(fā)現體內的新大陸 [13:45.12]Blocks are connection to our inner life and true identities. 把所有的氣集中在體內 與身體合而為一 [13:50.44]- You're hard. - l know. -你有反應 -我知道 [13:53.72]Our addictions and attachments are a way to block our spiritual hunger 世人對事物的執(zhí)著與迷戀 是依賴且不健康的 [13:57.72]through unhealthy and dependent ways. 將會阻礙內在心靈的追求 [13:60.32]You're still hard. 還是有反應 [13:60.72]- lt will go down. - So can l. -會消退的 -我也可以 [14:11.60]l showed up at his apartment feeling sexy and confident. 我以性感迷人的姿態(tài)出現 [14:17.00]Wearing my secret weapon skirt that really hugged my hips. 穿著我的秘密武器 那件緊貼著臀部的裙子 [14:20.16]l was ready to go. He didn't have a prayer. 我已蓄勢待發(fā)，準備上陣 [14:26.36]Very nice. Come on in. l'm watching the fight. 很漂亮，進來吧 我正在看拳擊 [14:36.88]Baby. 親愛的 [14:47.60]Carrie. Come on, come on. Let me watch this. 凱莉，拜托，我想看電視 [14:55.20]加油 [14:60.24]Jesus! Would you knock it off? l'm trying to watch this fight. 拜托，停下來，我想看拳擊 [15:04.32]Fine, l'll leave. 好，我走 [15:05.92]What's up? Why are you acting so nuts? 怎么了?你為何這么奇怪? [15:10.76]Maybe l'm not perfect. Maybe l don't fit into your perfect life, 我可能不夠完美 可能配不上你完美無缺的生活 [15:12.56]with your perfect apartment, and your pay-per-view fight. 完美的房子 和事先預錄的拳擊賽 [15:15.56]Maybe l should leave. 我還是走好了 [15:19.72]l stood there and waited for the obligatory, 我站在門外，給他個機會 [15:22.92]he's-coming-to-stop-me ten seconds. 希望他十秒內會出來拉住我 [15:24.32]He didn't. 但他沒有 [15:27.40]By the time l got home l was sure he'd left an apology on my voice mail. 回到家時 覺得他應該會打電話來道歉 [15:32.96]You have no new messages in your mailbox. 你的語音信箱沒有新留言 [15:35.44]l didn't sleep very well that night. But l wasn't the only one. 那晚我沒睡好 但我不是唯一失眠的人 [15:40.60]After a night of spiritual reading with her hunky guru, 莎曼珊徹夜閱讀 精神導師建議的書籍后 [15:41.56]Samantha began to feel things she hadn't felt in a very long time, 她開始重獲 長久以來失去的感覺 [15:46.08]frustrated and horny. 情欲難耐 [15:47.56]She decided it was time to put an end to her suffering. 于是她決定要終止這種折磨 [15:51.72]But just as she reached the place Krishna once called the gateway to life, 但當她快到達 西達沙所稱的生命之門時 [15:55.04]she turned back and decided not to enter. 她突然決定收手 [15:57.80]After all, she'd come this far, she could continue not to come at all. 畢竟她已忍了這么久 她可決定要不要繼續(xù)? [16:02.08]ln an effort to get her mind off sex, 為了消除腦中做愛的念頭 [16:05.84]Miranda had rented a five-hour Danish documentary on the Nuremberg trial. 米蘭達租了五小時的影片 在紐倫堡審訊的丹麥記錄片 [16:11.72]- lt actually worked until... - Hey, gorgeous. -效果還不錯，直到… -美女 [16:12.52]Why don't you quick drop this? She's thinking about it! 一起玩玩吧，她在考慮了 [16:17.96]Where you going so fast? l got what you want. l got what you need. 這么急要去哪? 我有你想要的，有你需要的 [16:23.24]Like every woman consumed with a relationship problem, 就像每個女人 遇到棘手的感情問題時一樣 [16:27.20]l needed a project to stop my mind obsessing 我需要找點事 讓自己別再胡思亂想 [16:29.68]and my hands dialing his number. 控制雙手別去撥電話號碼 [16:37.04]Three months and one week. 三個月又一星期了 [16:38.04]Miranda needed to keep her hands busy as well. 米蘭達也需要讓自己的手忙著 [16:41.56]- Did he call? - Nope. -他打來沒? -沒有 [16:43.40]- And it's been two days. - Nice color. -已經兩天了 -顏色很不錯 [16:49.96]- Ecru? - Egg shell. -米色? -淡黃褐色 [16:54.24]Well, l think it's over. l should never have farted. 我想我們完了 我不應該放屁的 [16:59.84]Jesus! That's it. l've heard enough about the fart. lt's not the fart. 天啊，夠了 別再怪到放屁這件事上了 [17:04.52]l know it's not the fart. 我知道不是放屁的原因 [17:06.76]l think l'm in love with him 我覺得自己深愛著他 [17:09.16]and l'm terrified he's gonna leave me 'cause l'm not perfect. 卻又害怕 他會因我不夠完美而離開我 [17:12.76]All right. Let's put the roller down and go in the other room and talk. 好吧，把滾筒放下 到其他房間好好談 [17:18.52]The sex has stopped. He hasn't called. 沒有做愛，他也沒打來 [17:21.00]What if he never calls and three weeks from now l pick up the New York Times 如果他一直不打來 而幾星期后我在紐約時報上 [17:25.20]and read that he's married some perfect woman who never passes gas? 卻看到他娶個 從來不會放屁的完美女人呢? [17:29.36]- When did you get obsessed? - l don't know. lt's something about him. -你何時起這么在意完美? -不知道，是他的原因 [17:34.80]You should see me around him. l'm not like me. l'm like ''together Carrie''. 你該看看我在他面前的樣子 根本不像我，只像他的附屬品 [17:38.88]l wear little outfits. You know, ''sexy Carrie'' and ''casual Carrie''. 穿著輕薄緊身的服裝 性感的凱莉，隨性的凱莉 [17:41.24]Sometimes l catch myself actually posing. lt's exhausting. 我常得偽裝自己 搞得自己很累 [17:47.56]Then stop. Why don't you show him more of this Carrie? She's pretty great. 那就別再裝了 讓他看看真實凱莉，很迷人的 [17:49.24]What if he doesn't like her. Miranda? 如果他不喜歡呢?米蘭達 [17:56.88]Oh, my God! 天啊 [17:59.08]Look at them. 看 [17:59.68]l had no idea they did an afternoon show. 天啊 我不知道他們也有下午場 [18:03.56]When a show is good, word gets around. 如果有精彩好戲 就得通告親朋好友 [18:07.40]There we were, the '90s version of matinee ladies. 大家全員到齊 九十年代的劇院仕女 [18:10.32]Who said the theatre was dead? 誰說劇場已死? [18:12.52]Samantha, l can't believe you'd give this up on purpose. 莎曼珊 真不敢相信你會放棄這種事 [18:15.56]- Actually, l hardly miss it. - How long has it been? -我根本不會懷念 -多久了? [18:17.88]- A hundred years. - lt never goes down, does it? -不記得了 -一直堅挺? [18:20.16]- Look, it's still... - Hard. -看，還是… -堅挺 [18:24.12]Gummy Bear, please. 麻煩給我QQ糖 [18:29.60]Give me the candy! 快給我 [18:31.08]Snapping over gummy bears might be a sign that celibacy's not for you. 看你大吃QQ糖的樣子 禁欲應該不適合你 [18:33.24]- My big pay off better be worth it. - Samantha, l don't understand you. -一切等待會有所回報的 -莎曼珊，真搞不懂你 [18:38.44]There are people starving out there and you're fasting. 對面的人好像永遠欲求不滿時 而你卻在禁欲 [18:40.12]Stop complaining. At least you can take care of yourself. 別抱怨了 至少你可以自己解決 [18:42.92]l'm way beyond that point. l've given myself carpal tunnel. 我那地方已使用過度了 [18:47.20]Sure. lt's all fun until you get to know each other. 當然，得須相互配合才有樂趣 [18:52.48]Yeah, that move's what they're famous for. 那姿勢是他們的招牌動作 [18:55.36]lt's been an hour. How can that guy still be... 已經一小時了 他怎么還能保持… [18:59.04]Hard. 堅挺 [18:60.68]l have got to try this again with Kevin. 我一定要和凱文試試 [19:01.56]We really like each other. That's got to be stronger than a drug, right? 我們都喜歡對方 愛的力量應該比藥物強吧? [19:06.64]l'm warning you ladies, if l make it to four months, l'm humping one of you. 我可警告你們 若我四個月沒做愛，得小心了 [19:14.80]- Oh, my God. - l hate them. -天啊 -我討厭他們 [19:19.28]After the second show, each of us went on with our Saturdays. 欣賞過性愛秀之后 我們決定好好利用周末假期 [19:22.60]Miranda went to get a movie and another pound of Gummy Bears. 米蘭達又去租片子 還拿到免費的QQ糖 [19:26.96]lt's my sweetheart! You look good, baby. Good enough to eat. 寶貝，你看來秀色可餐 [19:30.64]Where you going, doll? l got what you want. l got what you need. 你要去哪兒?美女 我有你想要的，有你需要的 [19:34.08]- You talking to me? - We got a live one boys. -你和我說話? -我們對上話了，各位 [19:38.68]You got what l want? You got what l need? 你有我想要的? 你有我需要的? [19:40.88]What l want is to get laid. What l need is to get laid. l need to get laid. 我想做愛，我需要做愛… [19:46.84]- Take it easy, lady. l'm married. - All talk and no action. What a cafone! -別激動，我結婚了 -只說不做，沒用的家伙 [19:52.56]Yeah, she's something else. 對，她有種 [19:54.60]Samantha decided to channel her frustration at yoga. 莎曼珊決定練瑜珈來解決問題 [20:01.04]Now release and breathe. 放松，呼吸 [20:02.12]Unless you're planning to move those hands down, get them off me. 除非你的手要向下移 否則現在就拿開 [20:06.80]Exhale and turn around. 吐氣… [20:09.80]She had reached the end of her path and her patience. 當她到達生命之門時 耐心也用盡了 [20:16.72]Want a fuck? 想做嗎? [20:28.88]Want a fuck? 想做愛嗎? [20:30.48]好 [20:36.12]Samantha spent the rest of the afternoon having multiple yogasms. 接下來的幾個下午 莎曼珊都在修練性愛術 [20:42.76]Later that night Charlotte was determined to prove she was stronger 那一晚夏綠蒂下定決心 [20:45.84]than selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. 要證明自己 比血清促進素抑制劑更有效 [20:50.16]- lsn't your arm getting tired? - No, l think it's starting to work. -你的手不酸嗎? -不會，應該快有反應了 [20:55.52]Charlotte, it's not, and l'm beginning to chafe. 夏綠蒂，我開始覺得有點痛 [21:09.16]- You OK? - Yeah. -你還好吧? -還好 [21:10.72]l've just never been in this situation before. 我只是以前沒遇過這種情況 [21:15.12]Do you think you'll ever... 你覺得你會… [21:17.40]- Never mind. - What, think l'll ever go off it? -算了 -什么?會不會重振雄風? [21:20.28]- Yeah. - Nope. -對 -不會 [21:23.76]- Not even for me? - Nope. -也不會為我而興奮? -不會 [21:28.12]Wouldn't you rather be with a guy who's kind and giving 一個親切體貼 [21:31.52]and not interested in sex, 但對性不感興趣的男人 [21:34.60]than an unstable, oversexed prick, who only wants to get laid? 應該比滿腦子只想做愛 而欲求不滿的男人好吧? [21:42.52]Nope. 不對 [21:42.00]Once Charlotte realized she couldn't get what she thought she didn't want, 當夏綠蒂知道 她無法獲得滿足時 [21:46.32]she couldn't imagine going on without it. 她覺得這段關系 已無繼續(xù)下去的理由 [21:50.60]Saturday night's dinner came and went with no call from Big. 整個周末夜 大人物都沒打電話來 [21:55.48]My life was suddenly shit, but my cabinets were looking fabulous. 我生活陷入灰暗期 但我的柜子卻是亮麗無比 [21:60.92]- Who is it? - Me. -誰? -是我 [22:10.00]- Surprise. - Yeah. -給你個驚喜 -是啊 [22:22.68]- What's all this? - l'm painting. -這是做什么? -在粉刷 [22:25.40]- l can see that. - Why didn't you call? -我看得出來 -你怎么不打電話? [22:29.96]Why didn't you call? 你怎么不打? [22:37.80]So this is where you live. 所以這就是你住的地方 [22:42.56]- About time you invited me up. - l didn't invite you. -也該是請我來的時候了 -我沒請你來 [22:45.84]l know. 我知道 [22:55.80]lt's nice. Very nice. 不錯，很漂亮 [22:59.88]No, it's not. lt's a mess. 不，一團糟 [23:02.64]The floors need to be stripped and the curtains are... 地板要重換，窗簾… [23:04.84]l want to change a lot of it. 可能要來個大整修 [23:09.44]l don't know. 不知道 [23:13.00]l like it. 我喜歡 [23:19.96]l like it the way it is. 我喜歡房子的裝潢陳設 那一晚是怎么了? [23:24.60]What was that all about the other night? [23:26.44]That was me. Having a meltdown. 是我的原因，心情不好 [23:29.20]OK. 好吧 [23:39.56]- Nice paint. Egg shell? - Yes. -粉刷得不錯，淡黃褐色? -對 [23:52.04]Did you know that there's a couple humping outside of your window? 你知道窗戶外 有對情侶瘋狂做愛? [23:56.84]Really? l never noticed. 是嗎?我沒注意到 [23:59.64]All l could think was, why aren't we having sex? 現在我腦海中想的全是 為何我們不做愛? [24:02.88]ls this normal? What's wrong? Where are we going? 這樣正常嗎?出了什么問題? 我們怎么了? [24:07.36]Hell, we can do better than that. 我們可以贏過他們 [24:17.92]And then he kissed me. 接下來，他吻了我 [24:19.60]Odd how normal can sometimes feel so uncomfortable. 真是奇怪 正常有時候反而令人不自在

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