欲望都市02 Models and Mortals

[00:00.00] 12.07.25 08:16:09 [00:05.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:44.28]“完美與平凡” [00:46.88]Last night Miranda got invited to a dinner party 一位跟米蘭達不是很熟的男人 昨晚邀她參加一個晚餐派對 [00:50.32]by a man she hardly knew. [00:54.12]She was the date of Nick Waxler, 她當(dāng)時跟尼克瓦克勒約會 他是個成功的運動經(jīng)紀(jì)人 [00:56.12]a successful sports agent [00:58.40]who once said she had nice legs. 還曾說過她有雙漂亮的腿 [01:00.24]Movie stars you'd have liked to fuck when they were young. 在他們還年輕時 你想跟他們上床的電影明星 [01:05.96]Alive or dead? 在不在世都可以嗎? [01:08.24]lt doesn't matter. l'll start. 可以，從我先開始 [01:10.52]Veronica Lake 維洛妮卡拉克 [01:10.28]when she made Sullivan's Travels. 她拍“蘇利文游記”時 [01:14.00]Dave? 大維 [01:15.68]l'd have to say Sophia Loren. 蘇菲亞蘿蘭 [01:18.80]My dad had this thing for her. 我爸一直很喜歡她 [01:22.48]- We won't go there. Montgomery Clift. - He was gay. -別做夢，蒙哥馬利克里夫 -他是同性戀 [01:26.72]Marilyn Monroe, before the Kennedys got to her. 瑪麗蓮夢露 在甘迺迪兄弟上了她之前 [01:29.28]Bing Crosby. 平克勞斯貝 [01:32.60]l stand by my choice. 我想好了 [01:34.68]Sean Connery, yesterday, today and tomorrow. 史恩康納萊 不論是過去、現(xiàn)在還是未來 [01:39.32]For a first date, Miranda felt like she was hitting it out of the ballpark. 第一次約會時米蘭達覺得 自己像是擊出了全壘打 [01:46.08]- Thanks. - So how long have you known Nick? -謝謝 -你認(rèn)識尼克多久了? [01:48.00]We've been riding the same elevator line for years. 我們多年來一直搭同一部電梯 [01:54.76]We had lunch a few weeks ago, and then he invited me here to dinner. 幾星期前開始共進午餐 然后他邀請我來吃晚餐 [01:56.32]- Well, we adore him. - He's very smart. -我們都很喜歡他 -他很聰明 [01:59.100]- He took our ultimatum seriously. - Deanne. -他聽進我們最后的通牒了 -迪妮 [02:05.16]What are you talking about? 你是什么意思? [02:06.100]They told Miranda that Nick had this thing for models. 她們告訴米蘭達 尼克偏好模特兒 [02:10.24]Old movie stars you'd have liked to fuck when they were young. l'll start. 在他們年輕時你想跟他們 上床的老電影明星，我先來 [02:15.60]Veronica Lake, the year she made Sullivan's Travels. 維洛妮卡拉克 拍“蘇利文游記”時 [02:18.28]- Dave? - l'd have to go with Sophia Loren. -大維 -蘇菲亞蘿蘭 [02:22.48]Probably, my dad had a thing for her. 我爸一直很喜歡她 [02:25.16]- Montgomery Clift. - Marilyn Monroe. -蒙哥馬利克里夫 -瑪麗蓮夢露 [02:27.88]Bing Crosby. 平克勞斯貝 [02:30.12]- Yvette? - l don't know, Charlie Sheen? -伊薇 -我不知道，查理辛 [02:35.72]They'd come to dinner, push their food around, and pout. 她們來吃晚餐 玩弄食物，嘴巴噘得高高地 [02:42.36]- Veronica Lake. - Sophia Loren. -維洛妮卡拉克 -蘇菲亞蘿蘭 [02:45.68]- Montgomery Clift. - Marilyn Monroe. -蒙哥馬利克里夫 -瑪麗蓮夢露 [02:48.16]- Bing Crosby. - Marissa? -平克勞斯貝 -瑪麗莎 [03:03.64]She... had to make a phone call. 她得去打電話 [03:06.20]lt got to be a problem. They decided to take action. 他一定有問題 于是他們決定采取行動 [03:11.12]Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation? 你難道找不到 談吐合宜的女人嗎? [03:14.36]- Yeah, Nick, and eat without purging. - What are you saying? -對，且吃完東西不必吃瀉藥 -你在說什么? [03:17.24]You can't bring around any more models. 你不能再帶模特兒來 [03:20.52]lt's too depressing. 你們太嚴(yán)厲了吧 [03:24.52]OK, OK, l'll see what l can do. 好吧，我會想辦法的 [03:28.92]- And then he brought you. - So obviously not a model. -于是他帶你來 -很明顯地你不是模特兒 [03:32.56]- ln a good way! - Nick dates models? -一點都沒錯 -尼克都跟模特兒約會? [03:42.32]Miranda confronted him, and it didn't take him long to fold. 米蘭達跟他杠上了 沒多久他就棄械投降 [03:48.40]No, it's true, it's true, OK? 那是真的，好嗎? [03:49.68]- l'm obsessed. - Obsessed with models. -我的確有病 -你迷戀模特兒 [03:53.16]- Correct. - So am l your intellectual beard? -沒錯 -而我是個聰明的丑八怪? [03:55.20]Don't be pissed. You got to admit, you met some nice people. 別生氣，你必須承認(rèn) 你認(rèn)識了一些好人 [03:59.80]You had a good time. 而且玩得很開心 [04:04.48]You were on a date with a modelizer and you didn't even know it? 你跟一個模特兒狂約會 而你根本不知道這一點? [04:07.44]lf men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women have? 如果尼克那種人能約到模特兒 一般女人還有什么機會? [04:13.44]Only supermodels can get a date in New York? 在紐約只有超級模特兒 才有約會的機會嗎? [04:16.68]Modelizers are a particular breed. 模特兒狂是很特別的族群 [04:19.76]They're a step beyond womanizers, 他們排名僅次于女人狂之后 [04:21.04]who will sleep with just about anything in a skirt. 女人狂 跟所有穿裙子的東西上床 [04:25.84]Modelizers are obsessed, not with women, but with models, 模特兒狂是種迷戀 他們迷戀模特兒，而非女人 [04:29.56]who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, 在大部分的城市模特兒 只能在看板及雜志上看到 [04:31.28]but in Manhattan run wild on the streets, 在曼哈頓她們到處都是 [04:34.00]turning the city into a model safari, 把紐約變成 充滿模特兒的原始大地 [04:37.76]where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat. 男人能將她們 豢養(yǎng)在原本的棲息地 [04:40.68]As if we didn't have enough problems. 我們的問題已經(jīng)更多了 [04:44.84]They're stupid and lazy and they should be shot on sight. 她們又蠢又懶 一看到她們就該格殺勿論 [04:48.80]Many guys say l'm as beautiful as a model, but l work for a living. 很多男人說我有模特兒的美貌 但我自食其力 [04:52.88]l'm like... a model who's taken the high road. 我像是攀上巔峰的模特兒 [04:56.68]The advantages given to models and beautiful women 模特兒跟美女擁有的優(yōu)勢 [04:59.84]are so unfair, it makes me wanna puke. 是那么地不公平 這讓我覺得想吐 [05:02.44]- But you are so cute. - Cute doesn't cut it in this town. -但你很可愛啊 -可愛在紐約不吃香 [05:06.80]What's cute compared to supermodel? 可愛哪比得上超級模特兒 [05:07.80]There's nothing like raising the subject of models among four single women 四個單身女子 一談起模特兒莫不咬牙切齒 [05:11.44]to spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday night. 這讓沉悶的星期二夜晚 增添幾分趣味 [05:16.64]- They have this distant sexy look. - That's not sexy. lt's starvation. -她們長得既冷冷漠又性感 -那不是性感，是饑餓才對 [05:18.84]That's starvation in the best restaurants. 那些饑餓的女人 能在最高級的餐廳用餐 [05:21.72]l want to know when did men get together and decide 我想知道男人何時一致決定 [05:26.28]that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts? 只在看到大波霸時 長頸鹿才會勃起? [05:29.84]ln some cultures, heavy women with moustaches are considered beautiful. 在某些文化中長胡子的胖女人 被認(rèn)為是大美人 [05:35.92]And you're looking at me while you're saying that? 你說那句話時 眼睛是在盯著我看嗎? [05:38.20]Our culture promotes impossible standards of beauty. 我們的文化 為美麗樹立了不可能的標(biāo)準(zhǔn) [05:40.48]- Except men think they're possible! - Yeah. -但男人覺得那是可能的 -是啊 [05:43.88]No matter how good l feel, if l see Christy Turlington, l want to give up. 不管我覺得多自在 看到克里斯蒂特林頓我就輸了 [05:48.12]l just want to force-feed her lard. That's the difference between us. 我想強迫她吃豬油 那就是我們之間的不同 [05:54.00]What are you talking about? Look at you two. You're beautiful. 你在胡說什么? 看看你們兩個，你們很漂亮的 [05:58.40]- l hate my thighs. - Oh, come on! -我討厭我的大腿 -少來了 [05:60.68]l can't even open a magazine without thinking, ''Thighs, thighs, thighs.'' 我看雜志時 會不由自主地想著“大腿” [06:06.04]Well, l'll take your thighs and raise you a chin. 我要你的大腿 把我的下巴給你 [06:07.84]l'll take your chin and raise you a... 我要你的下巴，給你… [06:13.92]- What? - Oh, come on. -什么? -少來了 [06:17.56]- l happen to love the way l look. - You should. You paid enough for it. -我喜歡自己的長相 -沒錯，為了它你花大把銀子 [06:22.84]l resent that! l do not believe in plastic surgery. 我不喜歡那樣子 我不相信整型手術(shù) [06:26.52]Well, not yet. 是時間未到 [06:25.60]l find it fascinating that four beautiful, flesh-and-blood women 我覺得很有趣 四個如假包換的大美女 [06:30.20]could be intimidated by unreal fantasies. l mean... 被不真實的幻想所恐嚇 我是說… [06:36.04]Look at this. 看看這個 [06:37.68]ls this really intimidating to any of you? 這真的嚇到你們了嗎? [06:40.84]- l hate my thighs. - Pass the chicken. -我討厭我的大腿 -把雞肉遞過來 [06:42.00]l have that dress. 那件洋裝我也有 [06:44.00]Suddenly l was interested. 突然間我感到有興趣 [06:44.80]lf models could cause rational people to crumble in their presence, 如果模特兒能讓理性的人 對自己毫無信心 [06:50.28]how powerful was beauty? 美麗的力量有多大呢? [06:53.68]Two types of guys fall for beautiful women - 兩種男人會愛上美女 [06:54.96]slimeballs that are out to get laid, 失業(yè)的可憐蟲 [06:58.96]or guys who fall in love instantly. lt's pathetic. 以及會立刻陷入愛河的男人 那真是太可悲了 [07:01.04]Why fuck the girl in the skirt, if you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt? 如果你能上穿裙子廣告模特兒 干嘛跟穿裙子的女孩上床 [07:06.28]Being beautiful is such a power. You can get whatever you want. 長得漂亮是一種力量 你要什么就有什么 [07:11.44]You can get anything. l've been offered trips to Aspen, 什么東西都能夠得到 曾有人請我到阿斯彭度假 [07:13.04]weekends in Paris, Christmas in St Barts. 到巴黎度周末 到圣巴爾斯島過圣誕節(jié) [07:16.20]A motorcycle, a juicer... 摩托車，美酒… [07:18.52]lt's not like models don't have brains, they have them. 模特兒并非沒有腦袋 她們真的有 [07:25.60]They just don't need to use them. 只不過她們從來不用腦袋 [07:25.28]Most guys think you're dumb, but l'm very literary. l read. 大部分男人覺得模特兒很笨 但我很有文學(xué)素養(yǎng)，我會看書 [07:30.24]l'll sit down and read a magazine from cover to cover. 我會坐下來一頁頁地看雜志 [07:33.80]Some scuba gear. 還有潛水裝 [07:37.28]A Herb Ritt's photo. 幫赫伯瑞茲拍照 [07:38.60]A Bulgari necklace, a breast job. 為寶格麗的項練作廣告 靠我的胸部來賺錢 [07:42.96]My friends think l'm shallow. Sometimes l think they're right. 我朋友覺得我很膚淺 有時我認(rèn)為他們說得對 [07:47.24]Other times l think, ''Hey, l'm fucking a model.'' 但在其他的時候我會想 “我可是在跟模特兒胡搞” [07:50.24]Models are a lot looser than you think. 模特兒沒你想像中 那么高不可攀 [07:56.88]lt's easier to screw a model than a regular girl 跟模特兒胡搞 要比跟普通女孩胡搞容易 [07:57.68]'cause they do it all the time. 因為對她們來說是家常便飯 [07:60.08]lt's how regular people are when they're on vacation. 一般人只會在度假時胡搞 [08:04.36]Barkley, a notorious modelizer, was one of those SoHo wonders 巴克利是聲名狼藉的模特兒狂 也是蘇活族的傳奇人物之一 [08:06.100]who had a fabulous lifestyle, 他過著舒服的生活 [08:09.52]despite never having sold a single painting. 但連一幅畫都沒賣掉 [08:13.36]- So, it's easy to meet them? - No, it's not so easy. -很容易就能認(rèn)識她們嗎? -沒那么容易 [08:18.96]The trick is to treat them like regular girls. 重點是 要把她們當(dāng)成一般女孩看待 [08:20.16]You gotta walk up to the hottest thing in a place; otherwise, you're finished. 一看到她們就得發(fā)動攻擊 然后就沒搞頭了 [08:24.84]lt's kind of like being around dogs - you gotta show no fear. 那就跟溜狗一樣 你得拿出勇氣來 [08:27.12]- Things? You call them things? - Yeah. -你把她們當(dāng)成東西看待? -對 [08:32.48]Well, they are things - they're beautiful things, 她們是東西 她們是美麗的東西 [08:35.12]and that's what my life's about, you know? 那就是我的生活，你懂嗎? [08:40.64]Beauty. 我追逐美麗 [08:42.60]l want to show you something. 我有樣?xùn)|西要給你看看 [08:48.36]This is my real art, only l can't really show it to the public. 這是我真正的藝術(shù)創(chuàng)作 但無法將它們公諸于世 [08:55.84]Not yet, at least. Sit down. 至少現(xiàn)在還不行，坐吧 [09:07.04]That's Vanessa... That's Tanya, 她是凡妮莎，還有譚雅 [09:10.36]Elana and Katrina. 伊拉娜跟克芮蒂娜 [09:13.32]l couldn't believe it. 我不敢相信 [09:17.92]The man had slept with half the perfume ads in September's Vogue. 這家伙跟九月“時尚雜志” 一半的香水廣告模特兒上過床 [09:23.04]Do they... do they know about this? 她們知道嗎? [09:28.04]Maybe. Oh, look at that one. 或許知道吧，你看那個 [09:33.60]She does runway now, but she's gonna be huge someday. 她才剛當(dāng)上模特兒 但有一天她會成為超級名模 [09:37.08]l didn't know what to say. There wasn't anything to say except... 我不知道該說什么 只能說… [09:40.56]- Do you have a light? - Yeah, sure. -有火嗎? -有啊 [09:52.20]Later that day l was relieved to discover 那天稍后我很高興地發(fā)現(xiàn)了 [09:53.48]that at least one eligible bachelor got his kicks off the runway. 至少有個黃金王老五 不屑跟模特兒往來 [09:57.48]- l totally dig your friend, Miranda. - You're kidding, that's great. -我真的愛上你朋友米蘭達 -你是在開玩笑吧，太棒了 [10:02.24]She is so sexy and smart. 她既性感又聰明 [10:05.20]Did she tell you that we made out? 她有告訴你 我們上床了嗎? [10:07.40]Yeah, it was totally hot. 有啊，真是熱情如火 [10:11.84]Why don't you call her? She would love that. 你為什么不打電話給她? 她一定會很高興的 [10:16.16]l did, a hundred times. She won't return my calls. 我打過一百次了 但她沒回我電話 [10:17.04]l don't know. Did she say anything about me? 我不知道，她有提起我嗎? [10:22.80]- No. - Maybe she's just busy. -沒有 -或許她很忙 [10:25.88]- Am l not cute enough for her? - Of course you are. You're adorable. -她覺得我不夠可愛嗎? -當(dāng)然不是，你很可愛 [10:29.88]Well, l don't know, find out for me. l want to see if l still have a chance. 我不知道，幫我問問看 我想知道還有沒有機會 [10:35.04]- Right now, in front of you? - Go ahead, l can handle it. -在你面前打? -打吧，我承受得了 [10:40.52]Hi, this is Miranda, please leave me a message. 我是米蘭達，請留言 [10:43.16]Oh, it's her machine. 是答錄機 [10:45.16]Hey, this is Skipper. l'm with Carrie. l told her how you won't call me back. 我是史奇普，我跟凱莉在一起 我跟她說你不會回我電話 [10:50.84]So now you have to call me back. You better call me back! 你現(xiàn)在得回我電話 你最好快打電話給我 [10:54.20]No, l'm kidding. l'm joking. 我是在開玩笑的 [10:55.100]But seriously, l hope you call me back. 說真的，我希望你回我電話 [11:01.40]Did l mention this was Skipper? 我提醒過我是史奇普嗎? [11:03.44]l believe there is a curse put on who tries to fix up their friends. 我相信幫朋友拉紅線 一定會被詛咒 [11:11.32]Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show? 有什么地方比服裝秀會場 更容易找到模特兒狂呢? [11:15.28]Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town. 還好我朋友史丹佛巴勒奇 有客戶參加了最熱門的服裝秀 [11:22.48]''The Bone'' is like the human equivalent of the sable coat. “骨頭”就像是 人類中的貂皮大衣 [11:23.32]He's so beautiful that l find that sometimes l have to look away. 他真的是太美了 有時我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己得把眼光移開 [11:27.100]Do you see him? 你看到他了嗎? [11:31.92]- Right there. - Where? -就在那邊 -在哪里? [11:32.88]Oh, my God, look at him. He travels with his own personal lighting director. 天啊，你看看他 他帶著私人打光師巡回走秀 [11:37.36]Derek, AKA ''The Bone'', 德瑞克別名“骨頭” [11:40.36]was the biggest underwear model and Stanford's most important client, 他是最紅的內(nèi)衣模特兒 史丹佛最重要的客戶 [11:44.24]as well as the subject of his single-minded obsession. 也是他單相思的對象 [11:48.00]Hey, Stanny. 你來了，史丹佛 [11:48.68]Derek, l would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw. 德瑞克 這位是我的好友凱莉布雷蕭 [11:54.88]Nice to meet you. 很高興認(rèn)識你 [11:53.84]Carrie writes the column ''Sex And The City''. 凱莉是“欲望城市”專欄作家 [11:56.96]- Have you read it? - No. -你看過這個專欄嗎? -沒有 [11:60.20]The other day, Derek and l were walking past his billboard 有天德瑞克跟我 走過他的廣告看板下方 [12:03.28]and he told me he wanted a piece of it for his apartment, like maybe his nose. 他告訴我他想把一片看板 譬如說鼻子的部分拿回家去 [12:08.56]l said, ''Get the bulge in your pants, so when women ask how big you are, 我說“拿內(nèi)褲凸出那一塊 當(dāng)女人問你有多大時” [12:12.76]''you can say, 'Fourteen feet!''' “你可以告訴她 我有十四英寸大” [12:16.80]lt would be funny, wouldn't it? 那真的很好笑，對吧? [12:19.44]Everybody's talking about you. You are so great. 大家都在談?wù)撃?你真的是太棒了 [12:20.40]You're gonna be a star, have l told you that enough? You're a star! 你會是個大明星的 我告訴過你多少次了 [12:24.68]Well, we better let you get dressed. 我們最好讓你去換衣服 [12:29.44]- l am dressed. - Oh. 我已經(jīng)換好了 [12:30.32]- We'll see you after the show. - Right. -結(jié)束后見 -沒問題 [12:33.44]Bye. 再見 [12:35.40]Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice? 你能相信那么帥的男人 會那么有禮貌嗎? [12:38.08]l keep dreaming that someday he's gonna say, ''Stanford, l love you.'' 我一直夢想有一天他會說 “史丹佛，我愛你” [12:42.76]- ls he gay? - He denies it. -他是同性戀嗎? -他否認(rèn) [12:47.84]How could anyone that gorgeous be straight? 那么帥的男人 怎么可能是異性戀? [12:50.40]Sweetie, over here! 親愛的，快過來 [12:51.04]Samantha never missed a major fashion show. 莎曼珊從未錯過大型服裝秀 [12:54.48]She was one of the only people who thought that proximity to beauty 她認(rèn)為接近俊男美女 [12:59.88]made her feel more attractive. 能讓自己更有吸引力 [12:60.76]Sweetie. What happened, you couldn't find seats right on the runway? 發(fā)生了什么事? 你在展示臺邊找不到位置嗎? [13:03.72]You can see all the flaws from this angle. 從這個角度 你能看到所有的缺點 [13:15.28]- Hey, Carrie. - Hi, Barkley. How are you? -你好，凱莉 -巴克利，你好嗎? [13:18.04]- You going to the party afterwards? - l don't know. -你要參加慶功派對嗎? -我不知道 [13:20.12]Of course we are. Hi, l'm Samantha. 我們當(dāng)然要參加 你好，我是莎曼珊 [13:24.92]Barkley. 我是巴克利 [13:29.28]Martini straight up or with a twist? 他是不是同志? [13:34.16]Straight up. 不是 [13:36.56]Really? He's very cute. You're not dating him, are you? 真的嗎?他好可愛 你們沒在約會吧? [13:38.72]God, no. He's a total modelizer. 天啊，沒有，他只愛模特兒 [13:45.08]ls he dating any one model in particular? 他現(xiàn)在跟某位模特兒約會嗎? [13:51.28]Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general. 事實上他跟她們都睡過 [13:55.92]- Only models? - Only models. -他只跟模特兒上床? -沒錯 [14:16.08]Later that night we all went downtown for a party. 稍后我們都參加了慶功派對 [14:21.96]l was beginning to float away on a sea of sweet potato puffs 我陷在甜馬鈴薯泡芙堆里 [14:23.28]with smoked salmon and sour cream when... 還有腌鮭魚跟酸奶酪 就是那么巧… [14:27.56]lt was Mr. Big - 大人物出現(xiàn)了 [14:30.24]major tycoon, major dreamboat... and majorly out of my league. 他是商業(yè)大亨，也是個萬人迷 他跟我不是同一個世界的人 [14:36.08]l thought l saw you on the runway. 我就知道我看到的人是你 [14:39.60]Hi. 你好 [14:39.24]l started reading your column after we met. 在我們認(rèn)識后 我開始看你的專欄 [14:41.44]- You did? - Yeah, cute. -是嗎? -沒錯，挺可愛的 [14:45.20]- ''Cute.'' - Well... “挺可愛的”? [14:48.32]Yeah, cute. What are you writing about this week? 沒錯，挺可愛的 你這星期要寫什么? [14:54.28]Well, l'm working on a story about... 我正在寫 [14:55.84]Men who date models. Any thoughts? 跟模特兒約會的男人 你有什么想法嗎? [14:57.36]Only that they're very lucky. 他們的運氣很好 [15:01.04]So what have you discovered about men who are dating models? 跟模特兒約會的男人 你有什么了解? [15:08.48]Well, l'm discovering that some of them treat it as a competitive sport, 我發(fā)現(xiàn)他們之中有些人 把這樣的行為當(dāng)成體育競賽 [15:13.68]and others, l think, just need the validation. 其他人則只是需要被認(rèn)可 [15:15.04]And probably others have a thing for exceptionally beautiful women. 或許其他人是迷戀超級美女 [15:20.64]Exactly. 沒錯 [15:22.12]- There's something wrong with that? - No, there's nothing wrong. -那有什么不對嗎? -不會啊 [15:28.00]l just think it might become a bit monotonous. 我只是覺得有點單調(diào) [15:30.56]Puff? 要吃泡芙嗎? [15:34.04]- No, thanks. - Excuse me, baby. -不，謝謝你 -對不起 [15:34.24]So where do you write these stories? 你都在哪里寫作? [15:38.92]- My ''cute'' stories? - Have you got an office or anything? -你是指“可愛的”文章嗎? -你有辦公室嗎? [15:43.56]No, half the time l'm at my apartment, 沒有 有一半的時間我待在家里 [15:46.84]and the other half l'm at a coffee shop on 73rd and Madison. 其他時間我都在七十三街 跟麥迪遜街口的咖啡館 [15:50.84]Oh, Carrie, l'd like you to meet Misha. 凱莉，這位是米夏 [15:53.04]- Oh, hi. You were great in the show. - Thank you. -你在伸展臺上很漂亮 -謝謝你的夸獎 [15:59.68]Suddenly l felt like l was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel. 突然間我覺得 自己像是天鵝堆里的丑小鴨 [16:02.44]lt was nice talking to you. 很高興能跟你聊天 [16:04.04]See you around. 再見 [16:06.44]l hope. 希望能再見 [16:09.04]l thought l had come to terms with my looks when l turned 30, 我以為過了三十歲 我可以不在乎自己的長相 [16:13.60]when l realized that l no longer had the energy to be superficial. 我了解 我不再有力氣去做膚淺的事 [16:18.16]Your friend Barkley has been coming on to me. 你朋友巴克利來約我 [16:22.24]Do you think he believes l'm a model? 他認(rèn)為我是模特兒嗎? [16:23.36]- Whatever it is, don't go there. - Why not? -不論原因為何，別去 -為什么? [16:27.04]He has this thing for secretly taping his conquests. 他會偷偷錄下交歡的過程 [16:32.80]Really? 真的嗎? [16:33.88]What a pervert. 真是個變態(tài) [16:37.08]As Samantha got ready for her close-up, 當(dāng)莎曼珊準(zhǔn)備好上鏡頭時 [16:39.44]l felt it was time to call it a night. 我覺得我該回家了 [16:44.40]l'd never felt so invisible. 我從未覺得如此渺小過 [16:45.80]Taxi! 計程車 [16:52.24]- Carrie. - Hey, hi! Did Stanford leave? -凱莉 -你好，史丹佛離開了嗎? [16:57.96]No, he's giving a neck massage to a Versace model. Where you going? 他在幫凡賽斯模特兒按摩脖子 你要去哪里? [17:01.80]- Oh, l'm going home. - Can l come? -我要回家 -我能跟你去嗎? [17:05.08]You want to come home with me? 你要跟我回家? [17:06.28]Sure, if it's quiet. l can't take these crowds. 對，只要你家很安靜 我受不了人很多的地方 [17:13.92]The things you gotta do in the name of research. 我是為了研究才這么做 [17:23.60]Shouldn't you be spending the night with some girl from the show? 你不跟女模特兒共度春宵嗎? [17:26.84]No, l never date models. l think they're stupid. 不，我從不跟模特兒約會 我覺得她們很笨 [17:30.04]l wondered if there wasn't some kind of physics for beauty. 我納悶著 是否有美麗的物理學(xué)法則 [17:36.00]Maybe two models repelled. 或許兩個模特兒會互相排斥 [17:38.12]Maybe models could only be attracted to ordinary humans. 或許模特兒只能吸引一般人 [17:44.84]- l think it's so cool that you write. - Thanks. -我覺得能寫作很酷 -謝謝 [17:47.32]l wish l could write. l got all these intense thoughts, 真希望我也能寫作 我有很多不錯的想法 [17:50.20]but l can't remember them long enough to write them. 但還來不及把它們寫下前 便忘得精光 [17:55.00]- That's the big trick. - l'm totally neurotic. -這是有竅門的 -我有神經(jīng)過敏的毛病 [17:59.68]One minute l'm walking down the street, totally cool, 前一分鐘我還很酷地走在街上 [18:02.12]and the next minute l'm depressed for no reason. 下一分鐘 我毫無理由地感到沮喪 [18:05.80]l'm totally self-conscious. Before l say something, 我總是羞于啟口 [18:10.40]l say it in my head first so it doesn't come out wrong. 我會先想一想再說話 免得說錯了話 [18:13.96]- lsn't that a waste of time? - lt only takes a second. -那不會很浪費時間嗎? -只要幾秒就能搞定 [18:21.32]- Sometimes l get so distracted. - What's distracting you now? -有時我會分心 -現(xiàn)在什么東西讓你分心? [18:25.72]- Your nose. - Thanks a lot. l hate my nose. -你的鼻子 -謝了，我討厭我的鼻子 [18:31.36]No, it's just so cute. l hate my nose, too. 不，你的鼻子很可愛 我也討厭我的鼻子 [18:32.48]lt's too big, but l think it depends on my hair. 我的鼻子太大了 但那要視我的頭發(fā)而定 [18:36.84]Yeah... 沒錯 [18:40.64]l see what you mean. 我了解你的意思 [18:42.00]What do you want to be when you grow up? 你希望長大后做什么? [18:43.40]Well, l think this might be it. 我已完成了夢想，就是寫作 [18:46.88]What do you want to be? 你長大想做什么 [18:49.28]l'd like to move back to lowa and have kids, and be a cop. 我想搬回愛荷華州 生兒育女，當(dāng)個警察 [18:56.32]l felt like when l was 16 and used to date a guy who was really beautiful 這就像我十六歲時跟帥哥鬼混 [19:02.00]while my parents thought l was helping him with his homework. 我父母以為我在教他功課一樣 [19:07.48]Do you mind if we just lie here? l get so lonely in the city. 我們能躺一下嗎? 在紐約我覺得很寂寞 [19:10.36]Sometimes it's just nice to lie with someone. 有時能跟某人躺在一起 就是一種幸福 [19:14.20]Sure. We could do that. 沒問題 [19:20.56]lt was hard to imagine that anyone so beautiful could ever be lonely. 很難想像 那么帥的人會覺得寂寞 [19:27.16]Meanwhile, two ordinary Joes were doing their own lonely late night thing. 同時兩個凡夫俗子 寂寞地過著他們的夜晚 [19:31.52]- Anything else, miss? - No, that's it. -還要別的東西嗎?小姐 -不必了 [19:33.80]- Just cat food? - Yes, just cat food. -你只買貓食? -沒錯 [19:38.96]- Hey. - Hi, Skipper. -你好 -史奇普 [19:41.36]Why haven't you returned my calls? 你為什么不回我電話? [19:45.04]l'm sorry, it's been a busy week. 抱歉，這星期我很忙 [19:46.60]- l thought we had a connection. - Oh, l don't know. -我還以為我們算是在交往 -我不知道 [19:50.20]Can l get my change? 麻煩把零錢找給我 [19:54.00]You get that way with every guy? 你跟每個男人都這樣嗎? [19:56.08]No, it's just... 不，我只是… [19:60.64]Don't you wanna date a girl your own age? 你不想 跟同年齡的女孩約會嗎? [20:02.72]lt's got nothing to do with age. l... l think you're luminous. 這跟年齡無關(guān) 我覺得你很聰明 [20:08.00]- You think l'm luminous? - Totally. -你覺得我很聰明 -沒錯 [20:14.76]Miranda couldn't resist her own reflection in his smudged lenses. 米蘭達抗拒不了 自己在模糊鏡片上的倒影 [20:20.80]- All right, let's get out of here. - l'll just pay for my Captain Crunch. -好了，我們快走了 -我得付玉米片的錢 [20:25.68]There's cereal at my place. 我家有玉米片 [20:36.04]And Samantha found the ultimate validation... 莎曼珊找到了最有力的證據(jù) [20:37.00]Sex, with Barkley. 她跟巴克利上床了 [20:39.80]So... 好了 [20:44.28]- Where is it? - What? -在哪里呢? -什么東西啊? [20:46.84]The camera. 攝影機 [20:49.96]Did your friend Carrie tell you about that? 凱莉跟你提過那玩意? [20:53.12]Don't worry, l only tape models. 別擔(dān)心，我只拍模特兒 [20:57.20]- l won't mind. - Fine. l'll make an exception. -我不會介意的 -好吧，我可以破例一次 [21:15.12]Samantha demended the same consideration given to every model. 莎曼珊要求 跟每個模特兒一樣的待遇 [21:29.40]- Hello. - Carrie, it's Stanford. -你好 -凱莉，我是史丹佛 [21:32.40]Do you know what happened to Derek last night? 你知道德瑞克昨晚去哪里嗎? [21:33.08]- Actually, you'll never believe it, but... - Yes? -事實上你不會相信的，但… -什么事? [21:41.84]lt's Stanford. 是史丹佛打來的 [21:47.72]Hi, Stanford. 你好，史丹佛 [21:46.00]Derek, could you put Carrie back on the phone? 德瑞克 麻煩你請凱莉來聽電話 [21:51.00]Sure. 沒問題 [21:57.84]- Hello. - How could you! 你怎么能這么做? [21:60.44]- l didn't. We just talked. - Oh, l knew he was gay. -我沒有，我們只是在聊天 -我就知道他是同性戀 [22:13.44]lt's amazing what you'll do to be with these models. 跟模特兒在一起真的很辛苦 [22:14.72]l've got to retire soon. They keep me from getting work done. 我很快就得退休 她們害得我工作做不完 [22:19.84]They make me fuck up my life. Look at me! 她們害得我搞砸了我的人生 看看我這個鬼樣子 [22:20.80]l'm an old man at 34! 我是個三十四歲的老頭 [22:26.96]l began to realize that being beautiful 我開始了解當(dāng)帥哥美女 [22:31.12]is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park, 就像是租下 一間俯視公園美景的出租公寓 [22:32.100]completely unfair and bestowed upon those who deserve it least. 那根本就不公平 該把它送給那些有資格的人 [22:38.52]- l'm not interrupting your work, am l? - Hey, what a surprise. -我沒打擾你工作吧? -真是個大驚喜 [22:42.24]l can't stay, l'm late. But l've been thinking about men who date models. 我已經(jīng)遲到了，沒辦法久留 但我在想跟模特兒約會的男人 [22:49.12]- Yeah, what about them? - First of all, -他們怎么了? -首先 [22:53.72]there are so many gorgeous women out there in this city. 紐約有許多美女 [22:56.28]What an amazing observation. 你真是好眼力 [22:59.48]But the thing is this, 但事實上 [23:03.76]after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. 過了一陣子后 你只想跟能逗你笑的人在一起 [23:09.80]Know what l mean? 了解我的意思了嗎? [23:15.24]OK. See ya. 再見 [23:30.28]l take that back... Beauty is fleeting, 我收回那句話，美麗是短暫的 [23:34.68]but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever. 一間俯視公園美景的出租公寓 卻是永遠

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