英文笑話：Blind Date 相親
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with
his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to
the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he
lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My
grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine
would have had to!"
和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”“謝天謝地!”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”
