聽電影學(xué)英語-重返17歲 07

　　[00:04.70]Hey, look, you always had my back in high school, okay? 你看，高中時(shí)你總是在背后支持我 不是嗎？ 　　[00:07.02]So if your spirit guide wants you to be a fake teenager... 所以如果你的精神引導(dǎo)者 想要你假裝成青少年… 　　[00:09.70]...and me to be your fake dad... …而我要假裝是你的爸爸… 　　[00:12.22]...the least I can do is make sure that my fake son doesn’t look... …至少我能做到的是 確信我的假兒子看起來… 　　[00:16.42]...like a total douche. …不像個(gè)腦殘 　　[00:19.42]- I don’t look like a douche. BOY: What a douche. - 我看起來才不像腦殘 - 哪來的腦殘 　　[00:22.94]We’re going shopping. 我們?nèi)ベ徫? 　　[00:24.94]- Really? - Yes, your shirt is bedazzled. - 真的？ - 是的，你的T恤讓人眼花繚亂 　　[00:28.78]Bedazzled with rhinestones. 那是些人造鉆石 　　[00:48.86]Ooh. 噢 　　[00:50.54]Let’s go to school. 上課去吧 　　[00:52.54]BOY: Hey, yo, check it out. 嗨，看那邊 　　[00:54.90]That’s just rude. 這太不講理了 　　[01:37.74]What’s up, dude? 怎么了，小白臉？ 　　[01:47.42]What are you looking at, punk? 看什么呢，小阿飛 　　[01:48.10]BOY 1: Watch it. BOY 2: Wake up, douche. - 看著點(diǎn) - 清醒點(diǎn)，腦殘 　　[01:55.14]Sorry. 對不起 　　[01:57.82]No phones, no texting. 不準(zhǔn)用手機(jī)，不準(zhǔn)發(fā)短信 　　[02:04.18]Settle, people. Settle down. 安靜，大家安靜 　　[02:06.50]Take the roughhousing outside, class. 要打鬧出去打鬧 　　[02:12.38]Hello? 你好？ 　　[02:15.38]- Hello? - Where the hell are you? - 你好？ - 你到底在哪？ 　　[02:20.74]Oh, cr... 噢，天… 　　[02:22.22]- The thing. SCARLET: You mean our divorce? - 那件事啊 - 你是說你還記得離婚的事嗎？ 　　[02:25.90]Do you take any of this seriously? 你有沒有認(rèn)真對待這件事？ 　　[02:27.58]No, no! Yes, I take this seriously. 不，不！我是很認(rèn)真的 　　[02:31.42]I had to leave the country very suddenly, uh... 事出突然，我不得不出國一趟… 　　[02:34.62]...with the Mayan... Inca, I’m with the Incas in Peru. …和瑪雅人…印加人 我現(xiàn)在秘魯，和印加人在一起 　　[02:37.30]We think we might have found the next... 我們認(rèn)為，我們可能發(fā)現(xiàn)了新的… 　　[02:41.46]...Rogaine. …落健（生發(fā)液） 　　[02:41.50]Are you with a girl? 你跟一個(gè)女孩在一起嗎？ 　　[02:44.66]No, no. It’s, uh, a bunch of cheerleaders. 不，沒有，那不過是一群啦啦隊(duì) 　　[02:47.66]So would you consider maybe dating a 10th-grader? 有沒有考慮過 和一個(gè)十年級(jí)的女生約會(huì)？ 　　[02:50.18]I think we could go for full custody. 我認(rèn)為，我們可以申請完全監(jiān)護(hù)權(quán) 　　[02:52.38]No, you can’t take my kids away from me. 不，你不能帶走我的孩子 　　[02:55.38]Since when do you care? 你什么時(shí)候開始在乎孩子了？ 　　[03:01.58]MIKE: Look... 聽我說… 　　[03:04.42]...l’m a lot closer to them than you think. …我其實(shí)比你所能想到的 還要接近孩子們 　　[03:08.94]Let’s reschedule, okay? 讓我們再安排個(gè)時(shí)間，好嗎？ 　　[03:13.46]Hey, Maggie. 嗨，瑪姬 　　[03:17.62]Um, why is the new kid waving at me? 為什么那個(gè)新來的對我招手？ 　　[03:19.46]SAMANTHA: I don’t know. 我不知道 　　[03:21.14]But if that boy were an apple... 不過如果那個(gè)男孩是一個(gè)蘋果的話… 　　[03:23.82]...he’d be a Delicious. …他一定是很美味的那種 　　[03:26.82]MIKE: Oh, God. 噢，天吶 　　[03:31.18]Gosh, we are all in such great shape. 唉！我們一直都是這么健美 　　[03:36.22]Oh, jeez. 噢，上帝 　　[03:37.22]Man, you know, I will tell you something. 兄弟，讓我告訴你點(diǎn)事情 　　[03:41.22]In 10 years you’re going to have this thing right here... 十年后你就就會(huì)在這里長出些東西來… 　　[03:44.58]...that no amount of crunches will get rid of. And spot reduction, total lie. …再多的腹肌練習(xí)也無法消除 還有祛斑之類的，全都是騙人的 　　[03:48.74]You know, l... 你知道，我… 　　[03:51.58]Never mind. Give me the ball. 別放在心上，把球傳給我 　　[03:54.26]Fakes right, goes left. 向右的假動(dòng)作，攻左路 　　[03:57.30]And signature move. 招牌動(dòng)作 　　[03:59.14]Kid. 孩子 　　[04:03.30]- I’m Coach Murphy. - Oh, wow. - 我是墨菲教練 - 噢，哇 　　[04:05.82]- You’re still here? - What? - 你還在這里當(dāng)教練？ - 什么？ 　　[04:10.60]Yeah. Well, yeah. Twenty years. 是啊，好吧，二十年了 　　[04:11.66]You’re a legend. 你是一個(gè)傳奇 　　[04:16.18]It’s actually my last one. 其實(shí)今年是我最后一屆了 　　[04:17.86]Good hops, kid. Nice handle. 彈跳力不錯(cuò)，孩子，控球也很棒 　　[04:22.06]We’re looking for a point guard. 我們正想找一個(gè)控球后衛(wèi) 　　[04:24.06]Oh, yeah? 噢，是嗎？ 　　[04:26.58]- Why don’t you come to tryouts? - Okay. - 不妨來試試？ - 好的 　　[04:29.58]- I’m done talking to you. - Yeah, yeah. - 我話已經(jīng)說完了 - 好的，好的 　　[04:36.62]Hey, how’s it going? 嗨，最近怎么樣？ 　　[04:38.62]MIKE Things are looking up. 有進(jìn)步 　　[04:40.46]Coach Murphy practically put me on the team. 墨菲教練讓我進(jìn)了球隊(duì) 　　[04:43.46]That’s not a coincidence. We’re on the path. 那并不是偶然 我們正朝著正確的方向邁進(jìn) 　　[04:45.46]That’s great. That’s super you’re finding your destiny and, blah, blah, whatever. 好極了，那正是你要尋找的命運(yùn)吧 你所謂的那些東西 　　[04:47.14]Here’s something. I need you to do something for me. 對了，有些事要你幫忙 　　[04:51.50]I need you to get in trouble. 我需要你惹點(diǎn)麻煩出來 　　[04:52.50]Not, like, big trouble. 也不用特別嚴(yán)重 　　[04:53.02]Just enough trouble so that the principal needs to meet with your father. 只要嚴(yán)重到校長會(huì)要求見家長就好 　　[04:59.38]Yeah, okay, well, we’ll see. 這樣啊，好的，我會(huì)搞定的 　　[05:00.54]- Oh! Boom. BOY Ned! - 噢！嘣！ - 奈德！

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