白領(lǐng)英語(yǔ)晨讀經(jīng)典365 128 The Problem with Guys 男人的問(wèn)題
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The problem with GUYS:
If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;
If you don't,he says you are pround.
If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;
If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.
If you are smater than him,he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are foll.
If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;
If you love him,he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;
If don't ,he says that you don''t trust him.
男人的問(wèn)題是：
如果你對(duì)他好，他說(shuō)你愛(ài)上他了。
對(duì)他不好，他說(shuō)你驕傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮，他說(shuō)你企圖誘惑他。
如果不，他說(shuō)你是鄉(xiāng)下來(lái)的。
如果你跟他理論，他說(shuō)你固執(zhí)。
如果你沉默，他說(shuō)你沒(méi)大腦！
如果你比他聰明，他會(huì)感到丟臉。
如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。
如果你不愛(ài)他，他想擁有你。
如果你愛(ài)他，他就想離開(kāi)你。
如果你告訴他你的問(wèn)題，他說(shuō)你麻煩。
如果不，他說(shuō)你不信任他。
