錯(cuò)誤的問候賀卡,修改之后變得很好笑
Greeting cards can be a quick, simple, time-saving way to congratulate a person without all the mess and fuss of making them yourself. However, people like me are big supporters of hand-making our cards — they’re personal, unique, and the effort is worth it. Though, what can you do if you want to make a personalized card, but are too tired after working in the popcorn mines all day and night?
賀卡可以是一種快速、簡單、省時(shí)的方式來祝賀一個(gè)人,而不必自己動(dòng)手制作賀卡。然而,像我這樣的人是手工制作賀卡的大支持者——他們是個(gè)性化的,獨(dú)一無二的,值得付出努力。然而,如果你想做一張個(gè)性化的卡片,但在爆米花礦工作了一天又一夜之后太累了,你該怎么辦呢?
The answer is surprisingly simple: you could always buy a greeting card and edit it to fit whatever occasion it is you bought it for (no refunds). This way you can save a bunch of time, as well as make your loved ones happy by adding a hilarious personal touch. But once you open these floodgates, it’s hard to stop. Soon enough, you might buy a random card for Easter, add some creative scribbles with a pen and turn it into a greeting card for Christmas. And then — the sky’s the limit.
答案出奇的簡單:你總是可以買一張賀卡,然后把它修改成適合你買它的任何場合(不退款)。這樣你可以節(jié)省很多時(shí)間,也可以通過添加一些搞笑的個(gè)人接觸來讓你愛的人開心。但一旦你打開這些閘門,就很難停下來。很快,你可能會(huì)為復(fù)活節(jié)買一張隨機(jī)的卡片,用鋼筆加上一些有創(chuàng)意的涂鴉,然后把它變成一張圣誕賀卡。然后——前途無量。
For your amusement and to give you some fun ideas because the holidays are fast approaching (just like every year), Bored Panda compiled the funniest examples of edited greeting cards. Upvote your faves and make sure to scroll down to the bottom-most card so it doesn’t feel left out. And share this post with your friends and family if you think you want to get a hilarious edited card this year.
為了讓你開心,也為了給你一些有趣的想法,因?yàn)榧倨诳斓搅?就像每年一樣),Bored Panda編輯了一些最有趣的賀卡。為你最喜歡的卡片投票,并確保向下滾動(dòng)到最下面的卡片,這樣就不會(huì)感覺被忽略了。如果你想在今年得到一張搞笑的編輯過的賀卡,請(qǐng)與你的朋友和家人分享這篇文章。
#1 Sorry You Got Stabbed
很抱歉你被刺傷了
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
#2 Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year
不是很喜歡情人節(jié),但是我男朋友今年過得很好
katiepeel
#3 Engangement Is Just As Exciting As Being 2
訂婚和長到2歲一樣令人興奮
VacantMercy
#4 Blursed Birthday Card
模糊的生日賀卡
GonzoBalls69
#5 My Dad Accidentally Bought A Same Sex Valentine’s Day Card And Instead Of Getting Another Card, He Drew A Little Beard On One Of The Women
我爸爸不小心買了一張同性情人節(jié)卡片,但是他沒有用另一張卡片代替,而是在其中一位女士的臉上畫了胡子
PJSamus
#6 I Didn’t Have A Card For My Friend’s Birthday, But I Did Have A Sharpie And A Card For A Baby
我沒有給我朋友的生日賀卡,但我有一張記號(hào)筆和一張嬰兒賀卡
spikeandrea
#7 Best Brain Surgery Ever
史上最好的腦外科手術(shù)
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
#8 My Sense Of Humor: Getting Birthday Cards With The Wildly Incorrect Age On It For People
我的幽默感:手里的生日賀卡上的年齡與收卡人的年齡是不一樣的
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
#9 I Finished My Phd! This Is The Card My Sister Gave Me
我完成了我的博士學(xué)位!這是我姐姐給我的卡片
bhudak
#10 Couldn't Find A Decent Card For My Friend At His Last Birthday, Had To Improvise
在我朋友上次生日時(shí),我沒能找到一張像樣的賀卡,只好臨時(shí)湊合
bebopghost
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