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有時(shí)候鳥(niǎo)類的行為很過(guò)分,人們不得不在網(wǎng)上羞辱它們

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2019年08月26日

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Sometimes Birds Acted Like Such Jerks, People Had To Shame Them On The Internet

有時(shí)候鳥(niǎo)類的行為很過(guò)分,人們不得不在網(wǎng)上羞辱它們

When I hear the word ‘prankster’, my mind immediately thinks of The Mask and Bart Simpson. They might have hearts of gold, but they’re real jerks. However, it’s not just imaginary characters who like to make people’s lives difficult — there are plenty of jokester animals out there, too. Chief among them are birds. And they’re just waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and ruin your day.

當(dāng)我聽(tīng)到“惡作劇者”這個(gè)詞時(shí),我的腦海中立刻浮現(xiàn)出面具和巴特·辛普森。他們也許心地善良,但他們是真正的混蛋。然而,不僅僅是虛構(gòu)的角色讓人們的生活變得困難——還有很多愛(ài)開(kāi)玩笑的動(dòng)物。其中最主要的是鳥(niǎo)類它他們會(huì)等待一個(gè)完美的時(shí)刻,突然襲擊,毀了你的一天。

If you ever thought that all birds are sweet, innocent, and fluffy, well, we can tell you that the only animals in the world like that are pandas. No, no, we’re not biased. Not one bit. You have to believe us. [Hides panda flag].

如果你曾經(jīng)認(rèn)為所有的鳥(niǎo)都是可愛(ài)的,天真的,毛茸茸的,那么,我們可以告訴你,世界上只有熊貓是這樣的動(dòng)物。不,不,我們沒(méi)有偏見(jiàn),一點(diǎn)兒也沒(méi)有。你必須相信我們。(隱藏熊貓標(biāo)志)。

To show you the hidden dark side that dwells within the hearts of all birbs out there, Bored Pandapresents to you this list, freshly forged in the halls of our Editorial Department. Upvote the jerkiest birds, let us know in the comments which ones you think are the worst offenders, and warn your friends that birds are not as cute as they seem! While you’re on a roll, have a look through Bored Panda’s other fun lists about cats being jerks, animals that don’t care about rules.

為了向你展示隱藏在所有鳥(niǎo)類心中的黑暗面,Bored Panda在我們編輯部的大廳里為你制作了這份清單。給最蠢的鳥(niǎo)投票,讓我們?cè)谠u(píng)論中知道哪些是你認(rèn)為最討厭的鳥(niǎo),并警告你的朋友,鳥(niǎo)并不像它們看起來(lái)那么可愛(ài)!當(dāng)你興致正旺的時(shí)候,看看Bored Panda網(wǎng)站上其他有趣的列表,比如貓等不遵守規(guī)則的動(dòng)物。

#1 Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground

憤怒的鳳頭鸚鵡扯下防鳥(niǎo)刺,把它們?nèi)拥降厣?/strong>

Isaac Sherring-Tito

#2 This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting

這只鳥(niǎo)每天早上都在等我的同事來(lái)。然后整天看著鏡子里的自己,然后拉屎

DeLoreanMotorCars

#3 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone...

油漆不錯(cuò),如果有人……

mike_pants

#4 I Don't Think This Bird Can Read

我認(rèn)為這只鳥(niǎo)不識(shí)字

10gags

#5 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone

這張照片中鵜鶘試圖吃掉我的手機(jī)

tinytoebeans0709

#6 Classic

經(jīng)典

bumann

#7 [Screw] This Tree In Particular

尤其是這棵樹(shù)

littlemaryfivegrains

#8 Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again

再把我關(guān)起來(lái)

JasonMcNugget1

#9 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?

所以. .兔子長(zhǎng)出翅膀去天上了嗎?

fyeah11

#10 Taken One Second Before Disaster

災(zāi)難發(fā)生前的一秒鐘

neeveeann

#11 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous

有時(shí)候當(dāng)比利和它的朋友在一起的時(shí)候,它會(huì)有點(diǎn)淘氣

BurvelBillWithFriend

#12 This Goose Is Fery Angry

這只鵝非常生氣

tabbyexe


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