如何清潔你臟兮兮的筆記本電腦？

You know your laptop is filthy. You can see the dirt and grime on your keyboard. You can see that circle of skin oils on the middle of the trackpad. So when’s the last time you cleaned it?

你知道你的筆記本電腦很臟。你可以看到鍵盤(pán)上的灰塵和污垢，以及觸控板中間的皮膚油印。那你上次清潔它是什么時(shí)候呢?

Using a freshly cleaned laptop is almost as satisfying as getting a brand new one. The keys are clean, the screen is free of smudges and you fall in love with that three-year-old MacBook all over again. It’s also a useful skill if you buy or sell used laptops, since the previous owner doesn’t always leave them in pristine condition.

使用剛清潔過(guò)的筆記本電腦幾乎和買(mǎi)了一臺(tái)嶄新的電腦一樣令人舒心。按鍵干凈，屏幕上沒(méi)有污跡，你會(huì)再次愛(ài)上你用了三年的MacBook。如果你購(gòu)買(mǎi)或出售二手筆記本電腦，這也是一項(xiàng)有用的技能，因?yàn)榍爸魅瞬⒉豢偸悄馨阉鼈儽３衷趰湫碌臓顟B(tài)。

Gather Your Supplies

備齊工具

“You don’t need much to clean a computer,” said Jolie Kerr, New York Times contributor, cleaning expert and host of the podcast “Ask a Clean Person.” “I use exactly four things to keep my laptop clean: Rubbing alcohol, microfiber cloths, cotton swabs and canned air.” Ninety percent or higher isopropyl alcohol is ideal, since it won’t damage the internal components. And if you have some particularly tough grime or oil, a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser (or other melamine sponge) can also work wonders, though it should be a last resort since it’s abrasive.

“清潔電腦不需要太多東西，”《紐約時(shí)報(bào)》的撰稿人、清潔專(zhuān)家、播客“請(qǐng)教干凈人”(Ask a Clean Person)的主持人喬莉·克爾(Jolie Kerr)說(shuō)，“我用四樣?xùn)|西來(lái)保持我的筆記本電腦干凈：擦拭酒精、超細(xì)纖維抹布、棉簽和罐裝空氣。”90%或更高濃度的異丙醇是最理想的，因?yàn)樗粫?huì)損壞內(nèi)部配件。如果遇到一些特別硬的污垢或油，Mr. Clean魔法橡皮(或其他魔術(shù)擦海綿)也能產(chǎn)生奇妙的效果，盡管它應(yīng)該作為最后的手段，因?yàn)樗哂泄尾列Ч?/p>

Don’t bother with specialty cleaners you see at big box electronics stores — they’ll work fine, but they’re probably overpriced compared with what you have at home. “Some people like having them, or they feel better about using an Officially Sanctioned Product,” Ms. Kerr said. “That is fine! They also make nice add-on gifts for people who are getting a new computer/tablet/phone for a special occasion.” But don’t feel like you need them.

不用去買(mǎi)你在倉(cāng)儲(chǔ)式電子商店里看到的專(zhuān)業(yè)清潔劑——它們很有效，但與你家里已有的東西相比，它們的定價(jià)可能過(guò)高了。“有些人喜歡買(mǎi)這些東西，或者覺(jué)得使用官方認(rèn)可的產(chǎn)品感覺(jué)更安心，”克爾說(shuō)。“那沒(méi)問(wèn)題!它們還可以作為附贈(zèng)禮物送給那些為特殊場(chǎng)合購(gòu)買(mǎi)了一臺(tái)新電腦/平板/手機(jī)的人。”但我覺(jué)得你不需要它們。

Start With the Inside

從內(nèi)部開(kāi)始

Once you’ve gathered your tools, it’s time to start cleaning the inside of the computer. Tackling that grime on the keyboard may be tempting, but Ms. Kerr said you should start with the less glamorous internals: “Canned air will blow crumbs and cat hair and what-have-you everywhere, so if you’ve already cleaned the screen and bezel, you’ll just end up having to clean them again after you’ve used canned air.” Start by blowing out the dust, then move on to the outside.

工具備齊了之后，就可以開(kāi)始清理電腦的內(nèi)部了。清理鍵盤(pán)上的污垢可能很誘人，但克爾表示，你應(yīng)該從不那么誘人的內(nèi)部開(kāi)始：“罐裝空氣會(huì)把面包屑和貓毛等吹得哪兒都是，所以，如果你先清潔屏幕和邊框，在你使用罐裝空氣后，還得再清潔一遍。”先吹掉灰塵，然后再清潔外部。

Provided you’ve maintained your laptop well, you shouldn’t have to open it up for this step. Just turn off the laptop, unplug the power cable and remove the battery (if it’s easily removable). Grab your compressed air, give it a quick burst away from the laptop to get rid of any condensation, then start blowing air into any cracks and crevices: the keyboard, the vents and even the USB ports. Blow in short bursts, since longer sprays can cause moisture to accumulate inside your computer and can damage the fans by making them spin too fast.

如果你的筆記本電腦保養(yǎng)得挺好的，你就不需要為了這個(gè)步驟把它拆開(kāi)。你只需要關(guān)掉筆記本電腦，拔掉電源，取出電池(如果電池容易取出的話(huà))。拿起壓縮空氣，避開(kāi)電腦快速?lài)娨幌拢宄淠?，然后開(kāi)始向所有的裂縫和縫隙吹氣：鍵盤(pán)、通風(fēng)口，甚至USB接口。要快速短暫地猛吹，因?yàn)殚L(zhǎng)時(shí)間噴射會(huì)讓濕氣積聚在你的電腦里，導(dǎo)致風(fēng)扇過(guò)快旋轉(zhuǎn)，從而損壞風(fēng)扇。

If you’re lucky, you probably won’t see a big change after doing this. The goal is to prevent dust buildup over time, which can cause your laptop to overheat. If there are visible dust bunnies in the vents, you’ve let it go far too long without a cleaning. In that case, you may want to open it up (if you’re comfortable doing so) or take it to a repair shop for an in-depth cleaning. Smokers and pet owners should take special care to clean the inside often, since you’re likely to experience much quicker buildup of dust, smoke, hair and other particulates.

幸運(yùn)的話(huà)，你做了這些之后，可能不會(huì)看到很大變化。這樣做的目的是為了防止灰塵長(zhǎng)時(shí)間堆積，那會(huì)導(dǎo)致你的筆記本電腦過(guò)熱。如果通風(fēng)口有明顯的積塵，就表明，你已經(jīng)太長(zhǎng)時(shí)間沒(méi)有清潔了。在這種情況下，你可能需要把它拆開(kāi)(如果你愿意這樣做的話(huà))，或者把它帶到維修店，進(jìn)行深度清潔。吸煙者和養(yǎng)寵物者應(yīng)該特別注意經(jīng)常清潔內(nèi)部，因?yàn)槟愕碾娔X可能會(huì)更快地積聚灰塵、煙塵、頭發(fā)以及其他微粒。

Wipe Down the Outside

擦拭外部

Next comes the fun part: making that laptop shine again. “The most critical thing when cleaning a laptop or desktop computer is to apply the cleaning product to the tool you’re using to clean, never ever directly onto the computer,” Ms. Kerr said. So grab your microfiber cloth, pour a few drops of alcohol onto it, wring it out so it isn’t dripping wet, and go to town on the surface. You may want to use cotton swabs and alcohol for the keyboard keys and the small spaces between them. (If there are marks that won’t come off, you can try rubbing them with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser very lightly, but again, they’re mildly abrasive and this can alter the finish of the surface.)

接下來(lái)是有趣的部分：讓筆記本電腦再次閃亮起來(lái)。“清潔筆記本電腦或臺(tái)式電腦時(shí)，最重要的是把清潔產(chǎn)品涂到清潔工具上，永遠(yuǎn)不要直接涂到電腦上，”克爾說(shuō)。所以，拿起超細(xì)纖維抹布，往上面滴幾滴酒精，把它擰干，不要濕漉漉的，然后快速地擦拭表面。你可能需要用棉簽和酒精擦拭鍵盤(pán)按鍵以及按鍵之間的小空間(如果有擦不掉的痕跡，你可以試著用Mr. Clean魔法橡皮輕輕擦一下，但還是那句話(huà)，它具有輕微的研磨作用，會(huì)影響表面的光滑度)。

It may take a few passes to get all that grime off, but once you do, you should notice a dramatic difference. If your laptop is particularly old, you may not be able to get rid of the shine on the keys; some of us may type like the Incredible Hulk and have worn down the top layer of plastic. There’s not much you can do about that.

你可能需要多擦幾次才能把所有的污垢清除掉，不過(guò)一旦擦掉了，你就會(huì)看到明顯的不同。如果你的筆記本電腦特別舊，你可能無(wú)法去除鍵盤(pán)上的油光;我們中的一些人可能會(huì)像綠巨人那樣用力打字，磨掉了塑料按鍵的外層。這個(gè)可能沒(méi)什么辦法改善。

The screen is a slightly different matter. You should be able to wipe fingerprints off with a dry microfiber cloth, but if you need a bit more cleaning power, a little bit of water — again, poured onto the cloth and wrung out first — can go a long way. Some manufacturers, including Dell and Lenovo, even say you can use a 50:50 mixture of isopropyl alcohol and water, if need be. Just avoid household cleaners with harsh chemicals like ammonia or alkaline on the screen. (That means no Windex, as tempting as it might be!)

屏幕需要稍加區(qū)別對(duì)待。用一塊干的超細(xì)纖維布就可以擦去指紋，但如果還需更強(qiáng)的清潔力，一點(diǎn)水就有很大幫助——同樣的，首先要把水倒在布上并擰干。甚至，包括戴爾和聯(lián)想在內(nèi)的一些制造商表示，如有需要，你可以使用50:50的異丙醇和水的混合物。只要不使含有氨水或堿液等刺激性化學(xué)品的家用清潔劑即可(也就是說(shuō)，盡管聽(tīng)起來(lái)十分誘人，也不能用Windex)。

Get Rid of Nasty Smells

清除異味

Let’s say you have a particularly terrible case of gross laptop, and even after the above steps, your laptop still carries the stench of … whatever you’ve subjected it to. I’ve seen more than my share of laptops that smelled like smoke (cigarettes and otherwise), and getting rid of that is a challenge. Cleaning the surface can help, but a lot of those smells may also be inside the computer. For that, you can turn to the world’s best natural deodorizer: charcoal.

假設(shè)你的筆記本電腦非常臟，即使經(jīng)過(guò)了上述步驟也仍舊帶有臭味……不論你讓它經(jīng)歷過(guò)什么。我見(jiàn)過(guò)太多太多聞起來(lái)帶煙味(香煙或其他什么)的筆記本電腦，要消除這個(gè)味道有點(diǎn)挑戰(zhàn)。清潔表面會(huì)有些效果，但這些味道很可能存在于電腦的內(nèi)部。因此，你可以借助世界上最好的天然除臭劑：炭。

You don’t have to go digging through your grill for briquettes, though. Ms. Kerr recommends kitty litter: “Because most kitty litter formulas have active charcoal in them to neutralize litter box smells, it’s a great odor eliminator. Seal the laptop up in a bag or closable bin with a cup or so of the litter and leave it for 24 to 48 hours.” If you don’t have a cat, I’ve also had good luck with diaper pail deodorizers, which are neat little packets of charcoal you can throw away when you’re done. The longer you leave the computer in the bin, the better.

不過(guò)，你不需要搜尋你的烤爐尋找煤球?？藸柵拷ㄗh使用貓砂：“因?yàn)榇蠖鄶?shù)的貓砂配方都有活性炭來(lái)吸收貓砂盒的氣味，因此它是一種極佳的除臭劑。將筆記本電腦密封在一個(gè)袋內(nèi)或可封閉容器內(nèi)，加入一杯左右的貓砂，放置24至48小時(shí)。”如果你不養(yǎng)貓，我嘗試使用的尿布桶除臭劑也有些效果，這是小包的木炭，用完就可以丟掉。電腦在容器內(nèi)放置的時(shí)間越久越好。

If you’re comfortable taking your computer apart, you can also open it up and clean off the board with isopropyl alcohol. But in my experience, this isn’t usually necessary — it just speeds up the process a little bit.

如果可以接受把電腦拆開(kāi)，你也可以拆開(kāi)電腦，用異丙醇清潔面板。但按照我的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，這往往沒(méi)有必要——只是讓過(guò)程更快了一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)。