你在干什么?你呆在浴室快一小時了。
夫: Oh, sweetheart, please remember no question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
哦,甜心,請記住當我鎖著門呆在衛(wèi)生間里時,千萬不要問任何問題。你多問一句,我少愛你一分。
妻: Ok, but we will late for our outing.
好的,但是我們外出快遲到了。
夫: Are you ready?
你準備好了嗎?
妻: No, I want to pluck eyebrows and do some makeup.
沒有,我想拔掉眉頭,化點妝。
夫: Please leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked aren’t pretty. And you don’t need makeup because you look so fine ,also natural is sexier.
別動你的眉毛,拔過的眉毛不好看。你不需要化妝,你看起來很棒,自然的更性感了。
妻: Ok, but at least I need to choose some beautiful cloths. Shall I wear this dress?
好吧,但是我至少需要選件漂亮的衣服。 我穿這條裙子好嗎?
夫: To be honest, you look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes
老實說,你穿跑鞋和短褲很迷人,還有那件條紋短衫。
妻: You become so different after marry me.
你在跟我結婚之后變得不一樣了。
夫: Dealing, you see, this is what I feel inside. Who will tell truth when dating?
親愛的,你看,這才是我的真實想法。誰會在約會的時候說真話呢?