關(guān)于牛人不走尋常路的情景會話

　　Mindy: Oh, please stop it. You are disgusting. How can you put those ugly worms into your mouth? You might die.

　　不要了，求你停下來。你好惡心啊。怎么可以把這么臭的蟲子放進(jìn)你的嘴里?你可能會死的。

　　Jake: I am brave. See? That's how I get girls to talk to me.

　　我很勇敢。明白沒?這就是我泡女生的方法。

　　Mindy: That's not brave. That's gross. Here's a picture that I want to show you.

　　那不是勇敢。那是惡心。我要給你看張圖。

　　Jake: A cyclist? That's interesting. I can't see why he is better than me.

　　一個(gè)騎車的?很有意思。我看不出來為什么他比我好。

　　Mindy: Why are you men so crazy about the ego thing? You have an attitude problem. Don't you know that?

　　為什么你們男人都是自大狂啊?你的態(tài)度很成問題。你不知道嗎?

　　Jake: No. I should say you are pathetic if you are not happy with men. But for the sake of old friendship, I will always here for you on the condition that you think I am hotter than a cyclist model.

　　沒有啊。我只能說如果你跟男人之間不怎么開心，你很可憐。看在老交情的份上，我會隨時(shí)照顧你的，只要你認(rèn)為我比那個(gè)自行車模特帥。

　　Mindy: Shut up. Who do you think you are? Will Smith? You are a pretentious asshole.

　　閉嘴。你以為你是誰啊?威爾史密斯?你就是一個(gè)自以為是的混蛋。

　　Jake: But I still remember someone was begging me to marry her the other day.

　　我還記得幾天前某個(gè)人在求我娶她。

　　Mindy: I was having a bad day. The asshole left me.

　　我那天心情不好。那個(gè)混蛋離開了我。

　　Jake: See? That's why you should never see a cyclist. It would have been much better if you were with me.

　　明白沒?這就是為什么你不應(yīng)該和騎車的人約會。如果你和我的話，肯定會好很多。