休閑對話：老婆值多少錢？

Jake: Isn’t it great news for we men who can’t afford a wife here? I promise that I will get married at the end of the year.

這對于我們結不起婚的男人來說，真是個好消息。我承諾今年年底結婚。

Jim: What news? Stop making promises that you cannot keep. Mom is not going to buy your stories again.

什么消息?不要許那些你實現(xiàn)不了的承諾。老媽不會再買你帳的。

Jake: I am serious. 35 thousand RMB can buy you a wife from Vietnam. A beautiful, mild and considerate one.

我認真的。 三萬五可以買一個越南妹。一個漂亮的，溫柔的，體貼的越南妹妹。

Jim: Are you thinking about committing a crime? You know better.

你不會是想犯罪吧?你知道的。

Jake: Definitely legal. A coffee only costs 7 RMB there. Everything is cheap. And the girls there are desperate for foreigners like us.

絕對合法。一杯咖啡只要7塊。所有的東西的都很便宜。那些女生都特想嫁給我們這樣的外國人。

Jim: Are you sure they are your type? Let alone the language problem. I mean you cannot marry someone because of your money. Anyway, neither of us is rich.

你確定她們是你的類型嗎?更別提語言問題了。我是說你不能娶一個因為你錢的人。再說，我們倆也不是那么有錢。

Jake: Stop being pretentious. Don’t you want to settle down? Your girl has got married with a much richer guy. You can not hit on her any more. Wake up, dude.

不要作了。你難道不想生活安定下來嗎?你的女朋友已經(jīng)嫁給一個比你更有錢的男人了。 你不能再對她有幻想了。醒醒吧，哥們兒。

Jim: I am not ready for another relationship. Maybe she will come back. I need to watch her back, in case that fucking man hurts her.

我還沒有準備好一段新戀情。也許她會回來。我得看著她，萬一那個該死的混蛋欺負她。

Jake: You are hopeless.

你真是沒救了。

Jim: I just have faith bro. I am not like you, prick. You can double date and mess with your ex-girlfriend’s best friend.

我只是有信仰。我不像你，臭混蛋。 你可以腳踏兩只船，跟你前女友的最好的朋友亂搞。