休閑對話：超囧男老師球場掉衛(wèi)生巾

丈夫: I cannot bear myself any more.

我受不了我自己了。

妻子: What's wrong with you?

你怎么了?

丈夫: I took one piece of your sanitary towel this morning, remeber that?

我早上拿了你一片衛(wèi)生巾，記得吧?

妻子: Yes, you said you suffered from the haemorrhoids.

記得啊，你說你痔瘡犯了。

丈夫: Damned!

該死的!

丈夫: When I was playing basketball, it dropped through my trouser legs with blood! How can I explain?

我打籃球的時(shí)候，這東西從我的褲管掉出來了，還粘著血!要我怎么能解釋清楚?