知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類You can marry any one of them

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.17]知行英語<br /> [00:05.88]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.37]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:15.40]You can marry any one of them<br /> [00:18.92]你可以跟他們中的任何一個結(jié)婚<br /> [00:22.43]One day a girl brings home her boyfriend<br /> [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him.<br /> [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while,<br /> [00:31.22]he tells his daughter she can't do it<br /> [00:33.67]because he's her half brother.<br /> [00:36.69]The same problem happens again four more times!<br /> [00:40.49]The girl starts to get pissed off.<br /> [00:43.09]She goes to her mom and says,<br /> [00:44.85]"Mom... What have you been doing all your life?<br /> [00:48.23]Dad's been going around<br /> [00:49.60]laying every maiden in the town<br /> [00:51.82]and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like<br /> [00:55.48]because they have turned out to be my half brothers!"<br /> [00:59.44]Her mom replies,<br /> [01:00.97]"Don't worry darling,<br /> [01:02.88]you can marry any one of them you want,<br /> [01:06.04]he isn't really your dad."<br /> [01:09.49]中文大意<br /> [02:06.83]語言點<br /> [02:12.22]brings home her boyfriend<br /> [02:17.47]brings her boyfriend home<br /> [02:21.24]bring somebody somewhere<br /> [02:23.15]把某人帶到某處<br /> [02:26.18]half brother<br /> [02:30.38]同父異母<br /> [02:31.72]同母異父<br /> [02:34.86]half sister<br /> [02:37.77]be pissed off<br /> [02:39.64]被激怒<br /> [02:43.20]I'm so pissed off<br /> [02:48.28]piss somebody off<br /> [02:50.95]You really piss me off<br /> [02:55.28]lay<br /> [02:58.69]躺下<br /> [03:01.86]lay somebody<br /> [03:03.87]have sex with somebody<br /> [03:10.70]get laid<br /> [03:12.90]maiden<br /> [03:13.92]未婚少女<br /> [03:15.82]turn out to be...<br /> [03:19.22]結(jié)果是...<br /> [03:21.28]His business turned out to be a failure.<br /> [03:30.32]知行提示</p>

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