知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類Obituary

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.36]知行英語(yǔ)<br /> [00:05.80]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.13]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:13.70]Obituary<br /> [00:15.53]死亡訃告<br /> [00:18.54]The phone rang<br /> [00:19.79]in the obituary department of the local newspaper.<br /> [00:23.91]"How much does it cost<br /> [00:25.38]to have an obituary printed"?<br /> [00:27.54]asked the woman.<br /> [00:29.42]"It's five dollars a word, ma'am,"<br /> [00:32.17]the clerk replied politely.<br /> [00:35.24]"Fine," said the woman after a moment.<br /> [00:38.56]"Got a pencil?"<br /> [00:40.10]"Yes ma'am."<br /> [00:41.90]"Got some paper?"<br /> [00:43.81]"Yes ma'am."<br /> [00:45.53]"Okay, write this down: 'Cohen dead'."<br /> [00:51.12]"That's all?" asked the clerk disbelievingly.<br /> [00:56.02]"That's it."<br /> [00:57.76]"I'm sorry ma'am,<br /> [00:59.62]I should have told you<br /> [01:01.25]there's a five word minimum."<br /> [01:04.57]"Yes, you should've," snapped the woman.<br /> [01:08.09]Now let me think a minute...<br /> [01:10.75]okay, got a pencil?"<br /> [01:13.15]"Yes ma'am."<br /> [01:15.01]"Got some paper?"<br /> [01:16.79]"Yes, ma'am."<br /> [01:18.52]"Okay, here goes:<br /> [01:21.44]'Cohen dead. Cadillac for Sale.'"<br /> [01:26.79]中文大意<br /> [02:32.61]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)<br /> [02:34.34]obituary  訃告<br /> [02:40.01]how much does it cost to do sth<br /> [02:50.11]ma'am<br /> [02:51.67]madam<br /> [02:53.49]that's all<br /> [03:05.70]That's all, thank you.<br /> [03:08.22]disbelievingly  懷疑地、不相信地<br /> [03:16.29]I should have told you.<br /> [03:25.51]that<br /> [03:28.30]should + do<br /> [03:32.73]that<br /> [03:40.01]I should that have told you.<br /> [03:43.07]Cadillac for Sale<br /> [03:44.98]Cadillac  卡迪拉克<br /> [03:49.50]for sale  待售<br /> [03:53.49]sth for sale<br /> [03:58.98]謝謝收聽(tīng)<br /> [04:07.50]知行提示</p>

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