名人故事（雙語）：決不再來

Swear not to come again
決不再來

One day, the French famous writer Tristan Bernard went to a restaurant for dinner. But he was not very satisfied with the food.

"Bring the manager." He said to the waiter after paying the bill.

Soon the manager came. The writer told him, "Please give me a big hug."

"What?"

"Please embrace me!"

"What's the matter with you, sir?"

"This is the last time we'll ever meet."

有一天，著名法國作家特里斯坦·貝爾納去一家餐館吃飯。但是他對(duì)飯菜很不滿意。

“請把經(jīng)理叫來。”付賬后，他對(duì)服務(wù)員說。

不久經(jīng)理就來了。作家對(duì)他說：“請緊緊擁抱我。”

“什么?”

“請擁抱我!”

“你怎么啦，先生?”

“這是我們最后一次見面了。”