日常英語 外國網(wǎng)友也愛這些彈幕 上

搶沙發(fā) First!

For some unknown reason, many people feel like it's an accomplishment to leave the first comment on a video. Thus, you'll find a "First!" comment on nearly every video, especially if you're among the first viewers.

不知什么原因，很多人覺得在視頻下面留下第一條評(píng)論是一種成就。因此你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)幾乎每一個(gè)視頻下面都有人評(píng)論“第一！”，如果你是頭一批點(diǎn)進(jìn)去的尤其能看到這種評(píng)論。

Nowadays, YouTube only lets you sort comments by the best first or newest first. So even if anyone cared (which they don't), there's really no way to see who was first. If you somehow stumble upon a video with zero comments, resist the temptation to leave this comment. Add something of value instead.

如今，YouTube只允許你按最新評(píng)論或最佳評(píng)論排序。所以即使有人想看（沒人），也真的沒有辦法知道誰是第一。如果你無意中發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)沒有評(píng)論的視頻，請(qǐng)抵制留下這種評(píng)論的誘惑，評(píng)論點(diǎn)有價(jià)值的東西。

搶第一這個(gè)習(xí)慣在B站也是由來已久，早年間彈幕里會(huì)飄過非常多的“第一”。現(xiàn)在彈幕和評(píng)論區(qū)也會(huì)留下許多“xx分鐘”、“剛出鍋 滾燙”、“燙手”，表示自己看到這個(gè)視頻的時(shí)候，該視頻是多久前發(fā)出的，好像誰的時(shí)間短誰才是真愛粉一樣。

有厭煩這類彈幕的用戶就會(huì)搶先留下“下面請(qǐng)欣賞考試倒數(shù)名次”這樣的彈幕以示回?fù)簟?/p>

這就是座機(jī)畫質(zhì)嗎？ Was This Filmed on a Potato?

You're always sure to find a comment like this on videos of extremely poor quality. Whether it's old and recorded on primitive hardware, or is instead shaky or out of focus, someone always points it out. If you're actually able to record a video with a potato, please let us know.

你一定會(huì)在畫質(zhì)極差的視頻里找到這樣的評(píng)論。要么是老視頻，要么是用原始設(shè)備拍的，或者是畫面搖晃沒對(duì)準(zhǔn)焦，總會(huì)有人這么評(píng)論。不過如果你真的能用土豆錄制視頻，請(qǐng)告知我們。

B站也不乏許多畫質(zhì)糟糕的視頻，多集中于“鬼畜區(qū)”。這些年代久遠(yuǎn)的視頻畫質(zhì)堪憂絲毫沒有阻擋它們成為鬼畜頂流視頻的素材，甚至糟糕的畫質(zhì)本身就是鬼畜揶揄調(diào)侃的一部分。

有人20xx年還在看這個(gè)嗎？ Is Anyone Else Watching This in 20xx?

Find a popular YouTube video that's been around for years, or a music video of an old song, and you're sure to see this comment. Many others have watched the video this year and will continue to do so for years to come.

搜一個(gè)流行多年的YouTube視頻或者一首老歌的MV，你肯定會(huì)看到這種評(píng)論。很多人今年看了這段視頻，在今后幾年里也會(huì)有人看。

這一點(diǎn)在中文互聯(lián)網(wǎng)的視頻中也十分常見，“2021年回來留言”、“2019年還在看”在某些值得回味的音樂視頻或者其他經(jīng)典視頻中簡直是一道景觀。

看下我的頻道！ Check Out My Channel!

You'll often see people leave comments on videos asking others to check out their channel. A lot of the time the linked channels aren't anything special. Sometimes these commenters are young kids who say they "don't have a chance" in an attempt to get sympathy. It's difficult to gain a following on YouTube, but you should do so by creating quality content instead of begging for views.

你經(jīng)常會(huì)看到人們?cè)谝曨l上留言要求其他人逛下他們的頻道。大多數(shù)時(shí)候鏈接的頻道沒有什么特別的。有時(shí)候這些評(píng)論者都是小孩兒，說自己“沒有流量”，試圖獲得同情。在YouTube上獲得粉絲的確很難，但你應(yīng)該通過創(chuàng)建高質(zhì)量的內(nèi)容來做到這一點(diǎn)，而不是乞求瀏覽量。