學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話 開機(jī) Turn on the computer

098 開機(jī) Turn on the computer

I was working on my assignment in a public computer room at school,and finally I was close to finish. Suddenly,my screen came to a complete darkness. I saw a student next to me was firmly pushing the power button on my computer,while his eyes were anxiously looking at his screen.

I asked,"What are you doing"

"I am turning on my computer！"

"Whose machine are you turning"

"I'm sorry,my mistake！"

我在學(xué)校公共機(jī)房做作業(yè),好不容易快做完了,忽然屏幕一片漆黑,只見身旁一位學(xué)生的手正重重地按在我主機(jī)的電源鍵上,一邊還焦急地看著他眼前的顯示器。

我問:"你在干什么呢?"

"我開機(jī)呀！"

"你開誰(shuí)的機(jī)哪?"

"對(duì)不起,我弄錯(cuò)了！"

assignment n. 分配,委派,任務(wù),（ 課外） 作業(yè)