學(xué)生英語笑話 絕招 A unique trick

070 絕招 A unique trick

In a law class,the professor was illustrating a case. Seeing a student sleeping,he woke him up and asked him,"How do you sentence the case"

The student murmured and didn't know how to answer. The teacher further asked,"If you were the judge,what would you do"

The student immediately answered,"The court is dismissed ！"

法律課上,教授正在講一個(gè)案例,看到一個(gè)學(xué)生在睡覺,就叫他起來,問他:"你怎樣判這個(gè)案例?"

學(xué)生 支 支 吾 吾,不 能 回 答。 老 師 繼 續(xù) 問:"如 果 你 是 法 官,你 該 怎么辦?"

學(xué)生立刻答道:"退庭！"

murmur v. 低語,喃喃細(xì)語