兒童英語笑話 那是我的兒子 That's my son

037 那是我的兒子 That s my son

It's every airplane passenger's nightmare—getting stuck near a crying baby. I was manning the ticket counter at a busy airport when the

sound of a crying infant filled the air. As the next passenger stepped up to the desk,he glanced at the baby and rolled his eyes."Don't worry," I said to him cheerily."Chances are that baby won't be on your flight."

Head shaking,he grimly replied,"Oh,I bet he will. That's my son."

坐飛機的時候如果坐在啼哭的孩子附近,那簡直就是一場噩夢。 當我在一個繁忙的機場頂班幫助檢票的時候,有一陣嬰兒的哭鬧聲傳過來,走到柜臺跟前的下一個乘客看了一眼娃娃,向上翻了一下白眼。 我安慰他說:"別擔心,很有可能這孩子不和你坐同一班飛機。"

他搖搖頭,冷冷地說:"他肯定要和我坐同一班飛機,他是我的兒子。"

man v. 替班 infant n. 嬰兒,幼兒 grimly a. 冷酷無情地,嚴厲地