兒童英語笑話 上帝在哪里? Where is God?

027 上帝在哪里? Where is God?

A Sunday School teacher asked his class,"Where is God"

A boy raised his hand and said,"He's in Heaven."

A girl was called on and answered,"He's in my heart."

Johnny,waving his hand furiously,blurted out,"I know！ I know！He's in our bathroom！"

The teacher asked how he knew this. Johnny said,"Well … every morning,my father gets up,bangs on the bathroom door,and yells ‘ My God,are you still in there ’"

教會(huì)主日學(xué)校一個(gè)老師問他的學(xué)生:"上帝在哪里?"

一個(gè)男孩舉手說:"他在天堂里。"

一個(gè)女孩被叫起來回答,她說:"他在我的心里。"

強(qiáng)尼拼命地?fù)]手,大聲叫喊: "我知道,我知道,他在我們家的廁所里。"

老師問他是怎么知道的。 強(qiáng)尼說:"嗯,每天早上我爸起床以后就敲

廁所的門,大喊: ‘ 我的上帝,你還在里面啊?’"

furiously ad. 狂怒,暴怒 blurt v. 脫口而出 bang v. 猛敲,砸