兒童英語笑話 你以前是一只熊? You used to be a bear?

014 你以前是一只熊? You used to be a bear?

I was a Marine and now work for United Parcel Service. One day I bought my four-year-old son a stuffed bear in Marine garb. I brought out a picture of myself in full Marine dress. Pointing to the photo and then to the bear,I explained."That's daddy."

His eyes went from one to the other,and then he asked in a puzzled voice,"You used to be a bear"

我以前是海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊員,現在在聯(lián)合包裹投遞公司上班。 有一天,我給 4 歲的兒子買了一個穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊制服的玩具熊。 我拿出一張我的穿著海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊全套制服的照片,指指照片,又指指玩具熊,解釋說:"這是爸爸。"

他的眼睛看看照片,又看看玩具熊,用困擾的聲音說:"你以前是一只熊?"

garb n. 服裝,裝扮,裝束

dress n. 女服,（ 統(tǒng)指） 衣服