雙語(yǔ)笑話：別吃干活的

Don’t Eat a Person Who Is Working

Five cannibals （Man eaters） get appointed as programmers in an IT company．

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says，“You’re all part of our team now．You can earn good money here，and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat．So don’t trouble the other employees．”The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees．

Four weeks later the boss returns and says，“You’re all working very hard，and I’m very satisfied with all of you．One of our developers has disappeared however．Do any of you know what happened to her？”The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer．

After the boss has left，the leader of the cannibals says to the others，“Which of you idiots ate the developer？”

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly，to which the leader of the cannibals says，“You FOOL！For four weeks we’ve been eating team leaders，managers，and project managers and no one has noticed anything．And now you ate one developer and it got noticed．So hereafter please don’t eat a person who is working．”

別吃干活的

五個(gè)食人者被一家信息技術(shù)公司聘為程序員。

在歡迎儀式上老板說(shuō)：“你們已經(jīng)成為公司的一員。在這兒你們可以掙大錢。還有，你們可以到公司的餐廳就餐，注意不要打擾其他的雇員?！笔橙苏叽饝?yīng)不會(huì)給其他人添麻煩。

四個(gè)星期之后，老板找到他們道：“你們工作得都很努力，我對(duì)你們所有人都很滿意。我們的一個(gè)開(kāi)發(fā)員找不到了，你們知道她的下落嗎？”食人者都否認(rèn)見(jiàn)過(guò)這個(gè)失蹤的開(kāi)發(fā)員。

老板離開(kāi)之后，食人者的老大對(duì)其他人道：“你們哪個(gè)笨蛋把開(kāi)發(fā)員吃了？”

其中一個(gè)遲疑了一下，舉起了手。老大對(duì)他道：“你這個(gè)笨蛋！四個(gè)星期以來(lái)，我們吃掉了公司的好幾個(gè)領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，還有經(jīng)理，以及項(xiàng)目經(jīng)理，卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)人發(fā)現(xiàn)。你吃掉了一個(gè)開(kāi)發(fā)員卻被人發(fā)現(xiàn)了。請(qǐng)你千萬(wàn)記住，以后別吃干活的人?！?