雙語笑話：司機的妻子

The Driver’s Wife

A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over．“Do you realize you were doing 80 m．p．h．in a 60 m．p．h．zone，sir？”asks the policeman．“That’s impossible，sir．I never break the speed limit，”replies the driver．The driver’s wife cuts in and says，“Yes，you do，I’m always telling you to keep your speed down．”The policeman says，“I also noticed，sir，that you didn’t have your seat belt on．You put it on as I was walking over to your car．”“That is not true，sir．I always wear my seat belt，”replies the driver．“No，you don’t．I’m always telling you to put your seat belt on，”says the driver’s wife．“Damn it，woman，”the driver explodes，“Can’t you，just for once，keep that big，fat trap of yours shut？”The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife，so he moves around to her side of the car．“Does he often speak to you like this，madam？”“Oh，no，officer，”she says，“only when he’s drunk．”

司機的妻子

一個人駕車在高速公路上急速行駛時被警車攔下，不得不把車開到了路邊。“先生，你知不知道你正在限速60英里的路段行駛，而你的車速為每小時80英里？”交警問道?！安豢赡埽?，我從不超速?！彼緳C答道。他的妻子插嘴說：“不對，你超速了，我一直提醒你要減速?！苯痪又f道：“先生，我還注意到你沒系安全帶，我剛才走到你車跟前時你才系上?！薄安皇堑?，警官，我一直都系著安全帶。”司機答道。“不，你沒系，我總是提醒你要系安全帶。”妻子又說道。“該死的女人，”司機咆哮道，“你能不能把你那張又大又厚的臭嘴閉上一次？”司機對妻子的說話態(tài)度讓交警頗為震驚，于是他走到車的另一邊問那位妻子：“夫人，他總是這樣對你說話嗎？”“哦，不，警官，”妻子答道，“只有在他喝醉酒的時候?！?