雙語(yǔ)笑話：寵物食品

Pet Supplies

An old lady went to the grocery store to buy dog food．

The clerk said，“I’m sorry，ma’am，but I need proof it’s for your dog，because old people are eating dog food．”

So the old lady brought in her dog and bought the food．The next day she tried to buy cat food，and again the clerk said she needed proof．The old lady had to go home，get her cat，and bring it in as proof that she deserved to buy cat food．

The next day the old lady brought in a box，and the clerk asked her what was inside．

“Put your finger in，”the old lady said．

The clerk said，“Well，actually，it smells like poop．”

“Yes，”the old lady said．“Now can I please buy some toilet paper？”

寵物食品

一位老婦人到雜貨店買(mǎi)狗食。

店員說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，夫人，我需要有證據(jù)證明你是為狗買(mǎi)的，因?yàn)橛行├夏耆艘渤怨肥??！?

于是那位老婦人帶來(lái)了自己的狗，買(mǎi)到了狗食。第二天她又來(lái)買(mǎi)貓食，店員又說(shuō)需要證據(jù)。老婦人再次回到家，帶來(lái)了貓作為證據(jù)，證明自己有買(mǎi)貓食的資格。

又過(guò)了一天，那位老婦人帶了個(gè)盒子來(lái)到店里。

店員問(wèn)盒子里裝的是什么?！鞍涯愕氖种阜诺嚼锩?。”她說(shuō)。

店員道：“唔，說(shuō)實(shí)話，聞起來(lái)像是大便?！?

“一點(diǎn)不錯(cuò)?！崩蠇D人說(shuō)，“現(xiàn)在我可以買(mǎi)衛(wèi)生紙了吧？”