雙語(yǔ)笑話：通往夏威夷之路

A Highway to Hawaii

A man was walking on a highway when he discovered a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said，“I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought for a minute and said，“Well，I never have gone to Hawaii because I never could afford it. Could you make a highway from here to Hawaii so I could just drive over anytime？”

The genie sighed and said，“Man，I have been in this genie business for 10，000 years. I am quite tired. Can’t you think of something a little more simple？”

The man thought and said，“Well，you know，I have been married to my wife for 5 years now but I still can’t understand her. Can you make it so I can from now on？”

The genie sighed again and said，“Two lanes or four？”

通往夏威夷之路

一個(gè)人在路上走著，發(fā)現(xiàn)了一盞神燈。他擦亮神燈后，一個(gè)精靈跳了出來(lái)，說(shuō)：“我可以滿足你一個(gè)愿望。”

這人想了一下說(shuō)：“好吧。我從來(lái)沒(méi)去過(guò)夏威夷，因?yàn)槲邑?fù)擔(dān)不起費(fèi)用。你能建一條從這兒通往夏威夷的高速公路嗎？這樣我就能隨時(shí)駕車去那兒了。”

精靈嘆息道：“先生，我在神燈里已經(jīng)待了一萬(wàn)年了，感到特別累。你想想有沒(méi)有其他簡(jiǎn)單一點(diǎn)的愿望？”

這人想了想說(shuō)：“你知道，我和妻子已經(jīng)結(jié)婚5年了，但到現(xiàn)在我仍然不能了解她。你能想辦法讓我從現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始就了解她嗎？”

精靈再次嘆息道：“你要的路是兩車道還是四車道的？”